The Ultimate Cliché

Chapter 3

"...and that is the biology on ponies." The purple unicorn, who's name I learned, was Twilight Sparkle, had me sat in a desk in the middle of a chalk white room.

"So... the mares are the ones I want to stick my penis in?" My attempts to annoy my teacher had been successful so far, but she took this one as a revelation of the fact that I can put two and two together.

"Exactly! Well, if you want to be blunt about it." This was so stupid, I learned all this shit in 8th grade, there was practically no difference.

Well except for the fact that I have no fingers, no arms, and no clothing. But what really worried me was what I did have. Fur, hooves, and A pair of wings. What I was waiting for was the fun stuff, like being able to leave. Not being able to walk was start to get really annoying. Correction, it had been annoying, now it was downright pissing me off.

"Excuse me, Twilight, But when can we get to the whole 'I want to leave, but my legs won't work part?"

"Don't worry Jake! We still have 5 more subjects to go!"

"Yeah, but doesn't one normally have P.E. in the middle of the day?"

"I suppose so, I'll get Fluttershy to help you with your flying, as for now though, try to get out of your desk." The Muscles in my head and neck were roughly the same, so I used their momentum to flop myself out of the desk. I heard Twilight Stifle a laugh, when I was abput to crack a joke, but I saw her purple magic begin to surround me, picking me up alleviating the pain of my left wing. "You know when trying to teach Foals how to swim, you hold them in place so they can practice without the dangers of sinking? Well I'm going to try that with you, try walking in place." I began to test out each of my limbs. My front legs surprisingly, had the same kind of flexibility as the human arm.

"Well, that made life a whole lot easier." And that's when I realized just how screwed I was in any attempt to use my back legs. They had an entire different build than the average human. It felt like I was constantly bending it the wrong way. After about ten minutes I gave up, but Twilight didn't.

"Well if you won't move your legs than I will!" her magic began to influence my legs so I was doing the average pony trot. As she began to Lesson I magic, I began to use more of muscle to follow the pattern, until she wasn't using any magic at all!

"Twilight I'm doing it! I'm -" Without her magic floating above the ground, I ended up slamming into a bookcase, which buried me alive in books. So uh... fun fact about me. I don't like tight spaces, and I would consider being part of a book avalanche a tight space. "TWILIGHT! HALP! I'M GONNA DIE!" In  a matter of about ten seconds (flat), Twilight found me lying in the bottom of the book pit, in the fetal position, which was surprisingly easy to do as a pony.

"Don't worry Jake, the big bad books are all gone now."

"Thank God! Do you know how many months it's been since I've been in a library!"

"Can I take a wild guess and say a lot?"

"No, actually I just went last week..." I gave her a wicked grin and she returned it with a small giggle.

This was right about the time when Fluttershy flew in.

"Twilight, did you need me?"

"Yes I most certainly do. As you can see our little friend here is a Pegasus, he needs a teacher. Since Rainbow dash had a little 'incident' with Jake, I decided it would be better to have you help him." She looked at me with very accusing eyes, I spread my wings and batted my eyes, in order to look like angel as much as possible. you could practically see the halo floating above my head.

Fluttershy blushed, remembering exactly what had happened. "oh well, I'll try my best."