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Fluttershy quickly glided through the air internally she squealed with glee as she watched the cute furry faces emerge from their winter holes. Today was her her favorite day of the year, today was the day all the adorable little weasels woke up from their winter hibernation. A small smile escaped her face as the ground began to shake, but was quickly replaced with a full blown grin when she saw Rainbowdash
The two pegasus glided around each other in a circle before they landed amongst the army of emerging weasels. Rainbowdash greeted her friend, but when Fluttershy began to respond she was interrupted when a stage burst into existence in the middle of the field, unknowingly ending the lives of many fortunate weasels. Fluttershy squeaked hiding behind the rainbow maned pegasus.
A unicorn mare teleported to the center of the stage before the magically amplifying her voice “THE GREAT AND POWER TRIXIE HAS GRACED YOU WITH HER GREAT AND POWERFUL PRESENCE BY ONCE AGAIN HOSTING CANTERLOTS ANNUA--”
“Get on with it!” A yellow stallion yelled interrupting the boastful mare. It was at this moment one of the weasels emerged from the ground and quickly climbed up Fluttershy’s leg and into her mane. Rainbow only flashed a tomboyish grin at the site of Fluttershy nuzzling the weasel.
The stallion voicing his impatience disappeared in flash of light silencing anypony who had considered agreeing with him.” Ahem, as the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE WAS SAYING, LET THE ANNUAL WEASEL SLAUGHTER BEGIN!”
Rainbowdash flashed a predatory grin at the weasel in Fluttershy’s mane before flashing forward and ripping it from her friends mane. Fluttershy could only watch in horror as her friend began to shake her head like a rabid dog, snapping the rodents neck. Fluttershy stuttered as she tried to comprehend what had just happened, but Rainbow launched herself into the air and dive bombed another rodent splattering its blood throughout her mane.
“No,no. Why is this happening? What is going on?” Fluttershy mumbled to herself as she watched everypony suddenly erupt into unorganized violence, savagely killing the the weasels. She searched throughout the crowd until she spotted Pinkie Pie and thought surely she would not act so barbar-- , but this train of thought was quickly squashed as she watched her friend fire a dozen, correction, a baker’s dozen of weasels from her party cannon. The weasels were disturbingly spread out in a similar fashion to one of her actual parties.
Fluttershy swallowed the bile forming at the back of her throat before she began to run through the crowd. When Fluttershy heard a resounding cheer she could not stop herself from looking. Surrounded by a crowd of cheering ponies Rarity was turning the rodents into swiss cheese with a sewing needle. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYPONY! Fluttershy screamed inside as she watched the ponies degrade further into this barbaric display.
The pegasus flew up into the air hoping to find somepony who could explain what was going on. Frantically she threw her head back and forth looking some beacon of explanation amidst the throngs of ponies and weasel bits. Finally she spotted Twilight sitting on stage with her nose buried inside a book titled “Equestria’s annual festivals”. Hoping that at least one of her friends was semi-rational she began to fly towards the purple alicorn.
Fluttershy ceased her flight as she heard a familiar voice “Eeyah! Round em up Wiona!” Surely not, not her. Applejack swung her lasso snatching a whole family of weasels. The earth pony pulled the captured family towards her before she turned to a yellow filly sitting next to her. “It’s time for you to become a mar Applebloom.” Fluttershy watched in horror as the filly nodded and picked up wrench and began to walk to towards the rodents. No surely Applejack wouldn’t let her. The pegasus cringed as she watched the filly further butcher this once sacred day.
Her flight was nearly cut short as a bloody mass of weasels flew threw the air crashing into her. Fluttershy spiraled out of control for several seconds as bits of rodent stuck into her wings. A glare of death was shot at the group of unicorns that were launching large balls of dead rodents.
Renewed determination drove the pegasus to soar through the last hundred yards separating her and Twilight. Fluttershy slammed onto the stage letting her momentum slide her the rest of the way towards Twilight” WHAT IS GOING ON!” Fluttershy screamed, several strands of hair popping out of place.
Glancing up Twilight says “Oh” she licked her lips as if wiping a nasty taste off of her mouth before saying “Trixie decided to spice up the holiday when she started hosting a couple of years ago” before blowing off the pegasus and going back to her book. Huh apparently wear pink boots...
Fluttershy slowly walked to the center of the stage and promptly shoved the blue unicorn off as it fired a blast towards one of the weasels. Taking the rage that she felt ,which was surprisingly similar to the one at the grand galloping galla, and screamed “STOP!
The entire crowd stopped at the shout of the enraged mare. Fluttershy began to feel her resolve begin to weaken, but the sight of Applebloom and her gore covered wrench was enough to spur her on. “HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THIS DAY WITH THESE BARBARIC ACTIVITIES!” Weasels began to gather around the yellow pegasus, seeing her as a source of safety.
Now maybe they had a chance to survive this awful day, maybe they could spread once again. The weasel sprinted underneath several hooves and latched itself to the yellow pegasus. Yes, she would be his salvation
Fluttershy grinned as she felt one of the weasels run against her foreleg. She raised her leg before shouting “ Today is WEASEL, STOMPING, DAY!” her hoof slams down spraying the weasels gore everywhere.
o Starting uh story wif uh quote will make yo' story peep professional not matter how absurd it iz or how unrelated it iz ta da story. -Supreme Dictator Pleaseworkforonce
Fluttershy quickly glided through da air internally she squealed wif glee as she watched da cute furry faces emerge from they winter holes. this day wuz her her favorite day o' da year, this day wuz da day all da adorable little weasels woke up from they winter hibernation. uh small smile escaped her face as da ground began ta shake, but wuz quickly replaced wif uh full blown grin when she seen Rainbowdash da two pegasus glided around each other in uh circle 'bfoe dey landed amongst da army o' emerging weasels.
Rainbowdash greeted her nigga, but when Fluttershy began ta respond she wuz interrupted when uh stage burst into existence in da middle o' da field, unknowingly ending da lives o' many fortunate weasels. Fluttershy squeaked hiding behind da rainbow maned pegasus. uh unicorn mare teleported ta da center o' da stage 'bfoe da magically amplifying her voice “da GREAT an' POWER TRIXIE HAS GRACED YOU WIf HER GREAT an' POWERFUL PRESENCE BY ONCE ag'in HOSTING CANTERLOTS ANNUA--”
“git on wif it!” uh yellow stallion yelled interrupting da boastful mare. It wuz at dis here moment one o' da weasels emerged from da ground an' quickly climbed up Fluttershy’s leg an' into her mane. Rainbow only flashed uh tomboyish grin at da site o' Fluttershy nuzzling da weasel. da stallion voicing his impatience disappeared in flash o' light silencing anypony who had considered agreeing wif him.” Ahem, as da GREAT an' POWERFUL TRIXIE wuz SAYin`, LET da ANNUAL WEASEL SLAUGHTER BEGIN!” Rainbowdash flashed uh predatory grin at da weasel in Fluttershy’s mane 'bfoe flashing forward an' ripping it from her niggas mane. Fluttershy could only watch in horror as her nigga began ta shake her head like uh rabid dog, snapping da rodents neck. Fluttershy stuttered as she tried ta comprehend what had just happened, but Rainbow launched herself into da air an' dive bombed another rodent splattering its blood throughout her mane. “nahh,nahh. Why iz dis here happening? What iz going on?” Fluttershy mumbled ta herself as she watched everypony suddenly erupt into unorganized violence, savagely killing da da weasels.
She searched throughout da crowd until she spotted Pinkie Pie an' thought surely she would not act so barbar-- , but dis here train o' thought wuz quickly squashed as she watched her nigga fire uh dozen, correction, uh baker’s dozen o' weasels from her party cannon. da weasels wuz disturbingly spread out in uh similar fashion ta one o' her actual parties. Fluttershy swallowed da bile forming at da back o' her throat 'bfoe she began ta run through da crowd. When Fluttershy heard uh resounding cheer she could not stop herself from looking. Surrounded by uh crowd o' cheering ponies Rarity wuz turning da rodents into swiss cheese wif uh sewing needle.
WHAT iz WRONG WIf EVERYPONY! Fluttershy screamed inside as she watched da ponies degrade further into dis here barbaric display. da pegasus flew up into da air hoping ta find somepony who could explain what wuz going on. Frantically she threw her head back an' forf looking some beacon o' explanation amidst da throngs o' ponies an' weasel bits. Finally she spotted Twilight sitting on stage wif her nose buried inside uh book titled “Equestria’s annual festivals”.
Hoping dat at least one o' her niggas wuz semi-rational she began ta fly towards da purple alicorn. Fluttershy ceased her flight as she heard uh familiar voice “Eeyah! Round em up Wiona!” Surely not, not her. Applejack swung her lasso snatching uh whole family o' weasels. da earf pony pulled da captured family towards her 'bfoe she turned ta uh yellow filly sitting next ta her. “It’s tyme fo' you ta become uh mar Applebloom.” Fluttershy watched in horror as da filly nodded an' picked up wrench an' began ta walk ta towards da rodents. nahh surely Applejack wouldn’t let her. da pegasus cringed as she watched da filly further butcher dis here once sacred day. Her flight wuz nearly cut short as uh bloody mass o' weasels flew threw da air crashing into her. Fluttershy spiraled out o' control fo' several seconds as bits o' rodent stuck into her wings. uh glare o' deaf wuz smok'd at da group o' unicorns dat wuz launching large balls o' dead rodents. Renewed determination drove da pegasus ta soar through da last hundred yards separating her an' Twilight. Fluttershy slammed onto da stage letting her momentum slide her da rest o' da way towards Twilight”
WHAT iz GOING ON!” Fluttershy screamed, several strands o' fro popping out o' place. Glancing up Twilight says “awww” she licked her lips as if wiping uh nasty taste off o' her mouf 'bfoe sayin` “Trixie decided ta spice up da holiday when she started hosting uh couple o' years ago” 'bfoe blowing off da pegasus an' going back ta her book. Huh apparently wear pink boots... Fluttershy slowly walked ta da center o' da stage an' promptly shoved da blue unicorn off as it fired uh blast towards one o' da weasels. Taking da rage dat she felt ,which wuz surprisingly similar ta da one at da grand galloping galla, an' screamed “STOP! da entire crowd stopped at da shout o' da enraged mare. Fluttershy began ta feel her resolve begin ta weaken, but da sight o' Applebloom an' her gore covered wrench wuz enough ta spur her on.
“ HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE dis here DAY WIf deez BARBARIC ACTIVITIES!” Weasels began ta gather around da yellow pegasus, seeing her as uh source o' safety. Now maybe dey had uh chance ta survive dis here awful day, maybe dey could spread once ag'in. da weasel sprinted underneaf several hooves an' latched itself ta da yellow pegasus. yeea , she would be his salvation Fluttershy grinned as she felt one o' da weasels run against her foreleg. She raised her leg 'bfoe shouting “ this day iz WEASEL, STOMPING, DAY!” her hoof slams down spraying da weasels gore everywhere slap mah fro!
