Heaven? Hell? Nope, Just Racist Ponies

"What are we gonna do now." said a very depress Applebloom. The three crusaders just failed at getting there Cutiemarks, again. Applebloom began to slowly trot away from her two best friends with her head hanging low.

"I got an idea!" squeaked Sweetie Belle happily. Her two friends looked at her, hoping for a good idea.

"We could go to the old sisters castle and maybe find something that can get us are Cutiemarks!" said Sweetie Belle. Applebloom and Scootaloo looked at her as if she had found the answer to all of there problems.

"That's a grate idea Sweetie Belle!" said Applebloom, with her smile back.

"Yeah! This is going to be soooo awesome!" said Scootaloo a little louder then she wanted it to be. She fluttered her wings in excitement.

"But there's only one problem." said Sweetie Belle.

"What's that?" asked Scootaloo, now raising an eyebrow.

"We don't know how to get there." said Sweetie Belle looking down at her hooves.

"Girls, I got the answer to that problem." said Applebloom, putting her hooves around Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle's neck.

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"You want me to do WHAT!" yelled Spike, outraged by what The Cutie Mark Crusaders just asked him to do.

"Do you realize what you just asked me!" yelled Spike. Before the trio could say anything, Spike began complaining again.

"You ask me, ME to be your tour guide through the Everfree Forest, witch may I add is the most dangerous place in all of Equestria!"

"Well if ya put it like that then...yes." squeaked the red maned filly. The three then began to give the CMC cute sad puppy eye at spike.

"Um..." Spike began trying to get his eyes away from the pare of adorable eyes. But it was too much for him to bear.

"Well I do got the day off..." mumbled Spike. The Cutie Mark Crusaders then gave a low 'yes' and then grabbed spike off of his feet and headed towards the Everfree Forest.

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The four now stood in front of the path that lead into the dark and mysterious forest. All four of them gulped at the dark path ahead of them. non of them moved, just stared into the abyss of the forest.

"W-w-why are we d-d-doing this a-again?" asked a trembling Spike. The other three where suffering the same fate. Fear. Applebloom then Shook her head, getting the fear out of her mind and trying to get courage to do something then shiver in fear all day.

"Come on girls, lets go get our Cutiemarks." said Applebloom, then pushing Spike in front of the group, then taking a few steps back. Spike began to tremble even more then ever now.

"Come on g-g-guys, w-we don't have to d-do this." said Spike turning around to see the trio, waiting for him to lead the way.

"Are your Cutiemarks really that impotent?" asked Spike. The three fillies gave him an are you an idiot look. Before he could do anything, the CMC gave an loud 'YES' that nearly sent Spike off of his feet. Spike said nothing and gave a low sigh in response. He then began to walk nervelessly into the Everfree Forest, followed by the three trembling fillies.

The four had bean walking/trotting through the Everfree Forest and had not encountered anything that would want to eat them for a snack. On there way, Spike nearly stepped into some Poison Joke and he almost fell off of a cliff. It had bean an hour since they entered the dark forest and now had made it the the bridge to the old castle.

"Seriously, why did we even come here?" asked Spike.

"To get are Cutiemarks!" said Scootaloo with with a fiery tone.

"In what? Castle Repair Mares?" asked Spike. The three fillies tilted their heads in response.

"No, we ya came here to get an Idea for what to do to get are Cutiemarks." stated Applebloom. Spike gave a sigh and said.

"Come on lets go get you stupid Cutiemarks and get the heck out of here." said Spike, leading them onto the bridge and through the castle.

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"Ugg! I hate reading!" complained Scootaloo, tossing a book behind her. Witch the book happened to land on Spikes head and giving him an instant bump on the head, followed with a pounding headache. The four had bean in the library for a good two hours and each of them had gone tired of reading. Especially a little orange colored filly that felt like she was about to exploded or die of boredom.

"Why can't you three just take some books and we can all go home." said Spike. This place is already giving me the creeps he thought. The three looked at him the same way when Sweetie Belle told them her Idea.

"Oh..." said the trio, now grabbing a book or two. Except for the little white unicorn filly that had a book that was bigger then her self. It had a dark gray cover with gold writing. The title of the book was; The Spells and Magical Powers of Portals

"Need help?" asked spike, lending out an claw to the white unicorn. She levitated the massive book to spike. Then, before Spike could do or say anything, the other two gave him their books.

"Thank ya Spike." said Applebloom, staking one last book onto the tower of books that spike was now trying to carry. He had three foot tower of books in his claw like hands, barely holding on to them. Why do I even bother?

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It had bean 15 minutes of walking/trotting in the forest and spike was about to collapse.

"I...I can't hold them...Anymore-" Spike then collapse and fell face first into the ground.

"Oh come on! Those books aren't that heavy...Are they?" asked Scootaloo.

"Sweetie Belle....." grummbled Spike.

"Yes?" ask Sweetie Belle trotting over to the fallen spike, leaning her head closer to hear.

"Why can't you just teleport us to Ponyville?" Said spike, getting his face out of the ground and siting down on a old tree stump.

"Well I don't know how to do that." said Sweetie Belle sheepishly.

"Maybe there's a teleportation spell in your book." said Spike. Sweetie Belle then levitated the old book onto the stump that spike was siting on. She turned through the pages to find no teleportation spells, but portal spells.

"Ok, I think this is the right one." said Sweetie Belle. The other three looked at the old page of old writing.

"How can you read this?" asked Scootaloo, pointing her hoof at the book.

"Well Rarity tried to teach me how to read this kind of stuff." said Sweetie Belle.

"Why would she try to teach you how to read this stuff?" asked Scootaloo.

"Because, Rarity wanted me to learn some of are family history and I had to know how to read this old kind of writing." stated Sweetie Belle, now looking back at the old paper and dark gold writing.

"Ok. Step back everypony! I'm going to make a portal to Ponyville." said Sweetie Belle. The two fillies and dragon did as she said and watch as Sweetie Belle began to start the spell. Her horn began to glow a golden color. The more magic that Sweetie Belle put through her horn, the brighter it glowed. Then suddenly a golden portal popped out of nowhere and was a few feet away from the little unicorn. Suddenly, a black and green bluer flew out of the portal and smashed into a tree, sending the four off of their feet.

"What in Equestria was that?" grumbled Spike, getting his face out of the ground and onto to his feet. The other however, where dazed out. Spike walked over to the three fillies and helped them up. When the dust settled, the group of four dropped there jaws at the site they saw. There was a big hulk of dark green metal with black wheels. It had thick square dirty windows on the sides. It looked like a carriage, but entirely made out of metal and on thick doughnut like wheels. Then one of it's doors opened and a creature of some sort fell out landed onto the ground with a thud. It gave a deep moan of pain and mumbled something.

It seemed to have a dusty color brown hoodie on and had a black mask of some sort. It had dark blue jeans with tons of pockets full of stuff and had a black belt with things attached to it. It also had a gray, white, and black camo backpack on. It had some sort of black gloves and black boots on. It began to get up and then screamed louder then Luna on a rampage.

"WHOEVER JUST FUCKING FLASHED BANGED ME IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!" That was more then enough to let them know to stat running for there lives.