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Heaven? Hell? Nope, Just Racist Ponies

by The Dead DJ
Hi, names Rick and I live in an apocalypse nuked world where everything is danger or dead. But that won't stop me from having a good time. Even if what I call a [i]good time[/i] is getting pay back at a gang of thugs.

Hi, name's Rick and I live in an apocalypse nuked world where everything is dangerous or dead. But that won't stop me from having a good time… Even if what I call a good time is getting pay back at a gang of well armed thugs. And I get payback big time by stealing their newly upgraded truck, tons of supplies, guns, and enough ammo to keep me happy for months. It just gives me a good laugh to get some good payback… That is, until I drive into a portal and and end up on a different planet in a different universe. On this planet, there are racist colorful human like ponies that are the dominant species on this planet. Guess what! That's not it! The ponies think that I kill ponies and eat their fouls! Whoopty fucking doo!

[size=1.0em]Author's Notes:[/size]

I hope you guys like this story. If there's any grammar problems then please let me know. Also, story takes place a week after the events of season 4 finally: Twilight's Kingdom. This story is rated Mature for Gore and Language.

Incomplete
Random
Dark
Human
Anthro
Comedy
Adventure
 

5977 words: Estimated 30 minutes to read

3 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: The Best Day Ever 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1735
  2. Chapter 2: Cutie Mark Crusaders Portal Masters 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1500
  3. Chapter 3: First Contact 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2742