[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #1

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Celestia stood gaurd over .. her excessive stash of bannana stockpile awaiting for the Luna-hired mercs to attempt to come andf steal them.. and shit so

She was waiting for tem to cum and steal some shit.

Days passed and celestia was getting pissed because she was a bit of a narcassistic bitch who felt that because of the attention from the theifs she was was attaining some sort of undrappriciatedbullshit and the such.. ya know she at this point had about a clear of an idea of where she was going as I am so.., fuck lets make something happen huh?

After months of guarding the bannas celestia started to get hungrey, soon after her obsession her guard and staff bounced so she was left alone to fend for herself , being unable to get the shit she may ot may not need , celestia decided that she would eat of the bannana stash she had.

Reaching down she picked a yellow fruit twinkie from the groun and ate the whole thing in a single bite… well shit.

Celestia however did not know that …… fuck it , the mysterious mare do well came before hand and laced all of the fruit with high doses of lsd and bathsalts… so yeah.

Shortyl after celestia decoided that she was going to go sgow luna and her assassasshole theirfs.. *sighs* a thing or two, She debarked imediantly to leave for lunas castle … after eating another ton of Banananas ….

Luna was seated upon her throne awaiting ffor the reports of thert thiefs. a knock on the door stirred her and she stood to decend to the floor. she made it halfway down her stains ????????....... her…. her stains…… yes she was staining like a motherfucker and all of the sudded the castle door bursted open and celestia came barging in,

Celestoia came in and sent luna into a fear-fit-or-some-shit and immediantly charged luna. juna … luna dodged/. and ran from her sister as long as she was able . however, celestia was now a crack whore so … yeah luna was eventually tackled…. now for this next part I was unable to get tiara why to animate so yeah…. sorry about that… but after some fun with celestias yellow submarine celestia decided to eat lunas face because I guess that is what people on salts do occasionaly.

Now Celestia was definatly full and wanted to have more fun. She decided to visit her fav pupil miss twilight sparkle … I am glad I spelled thqt… FUCK so anywho she was off to poni1kenobiville. She arrived soon and as usual all the ponies expected her and made a parade. So she arrived and was confronted with a large crowd of ponies. She used her magical sun powers to spread her banana fu to everypony. Well she got to twilights tree to find out that she had oded…. oded… she fucking oded… so yeah we all got fucked in the end…

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The text above was a prolouge to the actual fic which will begin now.

BITCHES AINT NOTHIN BUT HOES AND THAT DIRTY BITCH TRIXIE

Twilight awoke one morining to find an excess ammonut of bamnnanas were sent to her house. She decided to test her new druges she made on them into food so that it woul abosrob better? I do not know drugs so deal with it. She did so and decided to eat a shit ton of them and found that they did not and she died. so spike came in and tested the banna as well (not knowing it was laced) and got pretty fucking hight. sho using his dagon powers of carrying a ton of shit he picked up the whole stack and right before he was about to eat them he hicupped and sent them all to sunbutt…..

I think we all grew here….

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MERRY GODDAMP CHRISTMAS!!!

Btw I would also like to thankk my mom and  DGB for inspiration.