[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #1

It was a warm spring day in ponyville, and the pink waifu was bouncing around sugarcube cornor. She saw her friend rainbow dash.

“Hi rainbow dash!” said pinkie she waved to her friend

“hai pinkie!” said ranbowdarsh. wat you doin B?

“Im’ boundin around the town! cause its mah new groove! Like the title says!” said {Pinkie

“ooook gaaay.” says rainbowdash lying to herself. she secretly had a criush on dash that he had a fear of telling her.

“whatever!” says pinkie. “im the main chracter! I can do whatever I want! like this!”

“boobsboobsboobsboobs” said dash. “what the flank pinkie!” I dont say that!” dash scowled at her friend.

“I know you have a crush on me!” pinkie said. “I see it a few lines up!”

“what are you taling about?” Dash looked around nervously.

“puuuh, its so obvoius! you wanna rub the kittys with me! “shows her a random cat that meows cutely

“fine! yes pinkie, I loves you verry much. “ said sash. Pinkie says” yaaaay! I love you too!” and they hugged and rubed many cats together. it was butiful and sexy times erryday. the enbders. oh wait, no other stuff happened. like there was a time that startswirls came back. twilight neat shat raimnbows when she sw him. “{holy ballpits its starswirl! omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg”

Rarity said” twilight you twat, thats a zombie star swirl! KILL IT!” rarity got her fabulus shot gun with a bunch jewels  and gold shit on it and started blasting away. she shot the zombie swirl deads. after blowing the smoke off the end of her gun, she hugged twilight as they rubbed cats tothers.

“dats all od dem shy!” aj said. “thanks fer gelping me wit  that chores!”  “oh! no problems aj” said shy . I really helped feeding the trees my wonderful pee! its full of nutriants and shit “ aj laughed and smiled and then they went into the barn and rubbed cats. it was a massive pussy orgy errywhere all over ponyville. it was the bestest times evers. Is this story done nao? I hope so. Derptime, your a swell guy. I love you. lets rub cats together with chef sometime. Goodnight erryone! squirrelin the fuck outta here. “hey octavia, whats you new song you wrote?” said scratch. octavia said “its called derptimes a slave driver and I dont love him anymore” scratch says” oh good! I love songs about someone elses piss poor micro managing” ocavia started to play . she played the song and it was wonderful. it brought scratch to tears. it was delicious! after that, scratch said “ hey, wanna rub cats together until one of us comes up with a bttr ideas? “ octi said” sure whatever you electronic whore.” and they rubbed cats until octi said “hey, I know, lets actually do what the unuendo is refering to” “you mean sex?” asks scratch. octi says “eh. maybe later. I have a headache” scratch frowened. “you always have a headache :<” octi said” its cause your music is so loud” scratch relatiated “well your music is balls!” they stared at eachother...and laughed and hugged and rubbed cats. again. pinkie then appeared and said” welp! thats all folks!” badadadadah!