[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #1

In the house of a lonely pony, a green pony, it was to be. she sat in her chare, typing angry comments at other ponys on “ponytube.pony”.  This was the life of Melvin squirtsgy, usually eating fast food and drinks that make you at.  but today was goin to be a special day.  TODAY was the con

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I can;t wait to go to mericon! said merlvin.

Then he remembered he wasn’t talking to anyone and got all depressed and shit. so he called one of his buddys cinnibitch for confort. but he just said

NOOB COCK GTFO NO TITS!

Since there was nothing left for lmelvin to do he decieded to go to the con early.  once outside he opened his umbrella and started troting over to the fucking con. this con eaaesdf was about the hit tv show called MERICA FUCK YEAA!  this show was very conserversahal, because many manly pony watched the show, when it was cleary for women.  everyone who was seen watching the show was ridiculed.  but melvin dont give no shit bout that. cin whas approtched by a zebra who was a good friend of melvin, who also had geto syndrum.

SUP MY NIGGA! shouted zack the zebra.

what is with you and copying that black human on MERICA FUCK YEA!

Why you gotta be hatin on us stripped foulks… nigga.

what ever, lets go inside already.

And so they did, and it was GLORIOUS! there were ponys and things of all types in this gymnasium. many of whom wore shitty outfits but sadi they where asome, they werent. there were guns, cars, and human cut outs everywhere, a nerdy ponys wet dream, unless you are thinking of morgan rfeemans. And to add to this wetness the creator of MERICA FUCK YEA was standing in front of the two guys.

HEY YOU<  LADY PERSON! shouted to hte creator of merica fuk yea

im in front of you why are you yelling?

cause my athor dont know how to type fo shit. said morgan freeman for no reason at alll…

yes i morgan freeman, came to this demension to tell you that you are all in a shitty fic on a radio show about ponys.

OH SHIT ITS MORGAN FREEMAN! SUCK HIS DIK GUYZ!! shouted melvin, who was so star struck he turned gay, and started to un zip his pants.

morgan freeman was used to all living things falling in love with his voice and allowed it……….

Oh ge golly freeman you got me in the glasses! said melvin totally not grossed out.

that zebra guy from before who is black and shit decided to speak up

Whatch u mean by we is in a crapfloptic fan fic freeman moda fucka? blubered the thing

morgan looked into his eyes and say: we are all on a radio show and the author is going to kill us all, we need to leave now.

OH SHIT NIGGA, RUNNNNNN!! and then they all fleed from the con

melvin with tears in his eyes also ran away from MERICA FUCK YEA con. but at least he got to suck some sweet morgan freeman dick. mmm mmm mmmmmm he thought to himseld. but then he thought of what he said while pleasuring mr.freeman

we are all on a radio show and the author is going to kill us all, we need to leave now.

Then convienently the rasict pnoy pulled out his 9mm 1911 pistol. procceded to kill melvin, then himself. Why you ask? because fuck you , this is AMERICAAAAAA, FUCKKKK YEAAAAA!!!!!

Then morgan freeman narrated his exit out with his sweet sweet voice back to america, and voiced 20 more penguin movies.

melvin died… nothing else…. just dead…. on the ground..

nigga guy died to buy they said it was a gang related shooting, so no investigation was taken place.

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