The Curse

I sat around my den, my possessions slowly retaining their pony forms longer and longer. A massive black mare with a huge green tipped cock waddled around my house, a petite stallion with a fleshlight throat occasionally peaked in, the smell of food was constantly wafting in from my now living kitchen. I'd decided to do something extremely genius and buy a food truck, and subsequently rake in massive amounts of money from turning the entire set up, utensils, the truck, the food, everything into ponies. All I needed was a weekend and start ponifying everything.

I still went to work, if only to terrorize my old coworkers with living staplers or by bringing their computer to life. The best part was having a full sized mare walk around and encourage everyone to use Internet Explorer. But I had to suffer much the same, having a smart ass Firefox pony run around and lord her knowledge of my browsing history over my head. But I could always get back at her, my computer refused to go pony, but all the software popped out of the screen when in use.

"Salve...." A mare with a Roman helmet muttered, "...You left the game on." She stated, pointing towards my study. "Roma sleeps, waiting to destroy her enemies!"

"Rome Two please go." I muttered, grabbing her helmet and putting it on my own head. "I'm keeping this though...."

The red mare shook her head, her golden mane spilling out of her bun and shining bright against her coat. "I will not be made a fool from a profligate!"

"Bitch I'll show you a profligate!" I shouted, "I'll show you a Trojan if you're not fucking careful!"

The Roman mare glared at me, cheeks burning with righteous anger. "If you think your pitiful wooden gift could hold up against my walls, so be it! Siege me!" She shouted, spinning around and flicking her tail up. "Vandal scum!"

I started laughing gently. "Bitch, I'm Czech!" I snapped, taking her helmet off and tossing it between my hands. "But you seriously want me to batter your gates-- no...no...I'm not gonna--"

"I challenge you then, barbarian. Satisfy me and I shall bestow upon you a gift." She kicked her leg out and bopped my knee. "But, should you fail me you must crucify three ponies of my choice!" She stated, stomping her hoof. "And you must allow me run of this hovel!"

I scratched my head. "...Wait...What--"

"Your decorations are bland, your artistic ideas are lacking and you smell like a woman."

I rubbed the back of my neck. "You want to decorate thing? That's- just go decorate the basement!" I shouted, pointing over to the stairs down into the basement. "Seriously, it's a mess, and if you want to clean it up you can have it."

The living video game stared at me with wonder in her eyes. "...You would bestow upon me, a province of my own?"

I shrugged. "I play Rome Two every damn day.... Something about miniature Romans murdering each other appeals to me."

The little Roman mare paced in a tight circle. "This is...unexpected."

"You really didn't have to bribe me with sex." I stated, stretching my legs. "I mean, I fucking love you."

The mare grew bright pink, taking a few steps back and hiding her face behind her hoof. "...Aegyptus and Macedon were correct, you are a kind and wise ruler."

I scratched my head, "Are they here too? That's neat." I fiddled my fingers together, slightly excited at a room full of ponified Rome Two nations. "...I bet Athens is pretty ho--"

"Would you like to have sex?" Rome asked, tapping her hooves on the floor. "...Answer quickly profligate."

I sputtered like mad, barely able to contain my sudden amusement. "Wha- I don't even- I mean wow!"

"Answer now!" She boomed, stomping her hoof and nearly splitting my floor. "Rome doesn't--"

"Look, I've never actually had someone just up and ask me like that. Usually there's a little dancing around the point, but with you, no romance, no bullshit, just: do you want to fuck, yea or nay." I leaned back and clapped my hands together. "I think it's great. True Roma fashion, I want something, I'm going to take it!" My laughing petered out as the red mare walked up to me. "Oooooh god...I've lost my fucking mind."

Rome walked around me, pacing and flicking her tail against my knees. "I require an answer!"

I shrugged. "Do you even have a vagina? I know Coke didn't...found that out the hard way...."

Rome spun around and flipped her tail up. "...Is satisfactory?"

I started snickering, eventually laughing like an idiot. "No...no it's not! It's a fucking USB port!" I shouted, slapping myself across the forehead. "Ooooh my god, I'm insane. This is insanity!"

Rome grew a bit flustered, "I- this is what I have! If you are going to mock me--"

I jumped up, grabbing my pants and tearing them off. "This-" I pointed to my limp body, "-doesn't fit, into that!" I pointed to her plot, finger trembling. "I literally cannot fuck y--" I stopped dead as Rome turned around, her bright gold eyes strong and fiery against her red coat. "Um...I take that back."

Rome cocked an eyebrow, her beautifully long gold eyelashes fluttering as she blinked. "What?"

I shook my head and stood up, "I'll be back...just, wait here, we're gonna figure this out." I hurried out of my den, rushing past the ponies infesting my house. Walking furniture and appliances, small objects and the occasional bag of chips got under my feet. But I managed to roll into my study.

"Alright...Cody!? Where are you!?" I shouted, pulling open my pony desk's drawers. "Hard Wood, where is she?"

My desk let out a soft moan as I slammed a drawer shut. "She- mmhm... in Dell."

I let out an angry huff and ducked down under Hard Wood. "There you are!" I found my ponified USB, stuck horn first in my computer's plot. "Get out of there!" I grabbed the USB and yanked it free.

"Aah- dun-dun." Dell yelped, snapping awake and causing the monitor to flash back open, the game still playing. "What happened?! Something was removed!"

I waved the living computer off. "Go back to sleep, I'll finish up later."

Dell looked back to her flank. "...I feel empty now...."

I ignored my computer, rushing back into the den and slipping on the rug. I slammed into the wall, Cody freaking out and skidding across the floor. "What's going on!? What- where!?"

I rolled onto my front, snagging the plastic encoded pony and bolting back to my chair, Rome standing where I left her, smack dab in the middle of the square room, ponies slowly replacing all the furniture and inhabiting the paintings. I spotted a mare popping her eyebrows at me in what used to be a family portrait.

I shook my head, focusing on Rome. "Alright...so...turn around?"

Rome glared at me, slowly turning around. "I don't-- Heretic!" She shouted as I placed my hand on her toned flank. "Unhan-- Aaugh!" She lurched forward as I slid the tip of my USB into her slot, "Mmmm- Jupiter's cock...."

I spread her backsides, making sure Cody was wedged into her flank and ready to go. "Awesome...." I spun the stunned mare around, facing her soft blushing face to me. "...You alright?"

Rome shook her head. Her helmet was sinking lower and lower as she shuddered. "I'm fine!"

I looked down at my still pants less body. "...Damn right."

Rome slowly opened her eyes, eventually spotting me. "...I- are you showing me this for a reason?"

I sat back in my chair, rolling my head. "Uh...I mean...you wanted to have sex...but you've got- but...you've got-- Why the fuck am I being subtle!? You're a computer program turned mare! Fucking suck my dick!" I shouted, finally realizing how stupid being coy or shy was. I was living a life of compete madness, ponies overtaking humans in my life, my world slowly getting swallowed up my ponies.

Rome grew a bit red. She whipped her head around, nearly flinging her helmet off. "And why should I do that!? I offered my body, not my mouth!"

I stared at her. "...We can literally not fuck...it's either oral, or we're both gonna walk away bored."

Rome shifted back and forth, the USB waggling in her flank. "...Must we be in public for this?"

I looked around the room. "...We're about as private as we're gonna get."

Rome looked around, staring at the ponies trying to avoid staring. "...I- this is.... They're like the senate!" She shouted, spinning around and screaming at the pictures and paintings. "Go away!"

I grabbed her mid spin, pulling her towards me. "Rome!" I held her cheeks in my hands, staring into her bright gold eyes. "...You're beautiful." Rome went still, her eyes falling slightly as I ran my thumb over her lip. "...Very pretty, strong...mare."

Rome looked down, hiding behind her helmet. "I...before I lose my nerve!" She whipped her head back, throwing her helmet into a passing laundry hamper, just as quickly diving her head down and pressing her lips against the base of my cock.

I let out a soft grunt as Rome pulled back again, pecking up my cock. "Hey...could you just- ahh...." I fell back into my chair as a pair of hooves pulled my rod straight and a warm tongue lashed against my tip. I grabbed onto the back of her head, resting my hands on her soft mane and letting her ruin my motor control with her sharp swipes across my tender tip.

Rome slowly sunk my arrow into her mouth, her tongue continually battering my tip. I felt my heart speed up as I became very aware of each throb and twitch as I was buried in a warm wet little vacuum. I barely held on as she sunk deeper, staring at me with one eye open. My hands started flailing as my tip pressed up against her cheek, a notable bulge forming as I jabbed her drool soaked mouth.

Rome closed her eyes, giving me quite a show and bobbing her head. I watched in utter bliss as my rod distorted her red cheek, causing her to cough and spasm around me. The constant licking and slow drag as she sucked and rubbed her tongue across my cock.

The slight abrasive quality of her tongue was heaven when combined with the sticky wet slurps she was treating me to. "Oh god...." I moved my hands to her ears, running my thumb over her brow and moving her mane out of her eyes. "Dear- god...you're so beautiful."

Rome tried to look away, shifting her gaze to the side and pulling me back into her mouth. She grew a bit pinker than normal, pressing her hooves against my stomach. I could feel her breathing, each drag squeezing my rod and sending more sticky noises into the air. It was both blissful and enraging.

I was perhaps moments from exploding and finally ridding myself of a week's worth of backup, but she wouldn't finish it. Yet being held in the mare's juicy maw was calming, soothing and the wet warmth was half way to sending me to sleep. And worst of all was the constant glances, the yellow eye'd mare guilting me with each look and shy stare. She was beautiful, and with my utter loss of caring meant, pony or not, real or not, alive or not, this was as real and as nice as a real night.

Rome snapped her head forward, staring me dead in the eyes. She locked our gazes, her eyes burning with some carnal passion. She bit the bottom of my tip, causing my entire package to tense up and twitch in her mouth. "Jesu- ahh-aaah- oh god...." She followed up with a flurry of bobs, sliding me in and out of her mouth like mad. Each push past her tongue, each drag out, each saliva coating and air drying was pushing me to the edge faster than any drug ever could.

A constant low, mmm, rang from Rome. I rubbed her ears, my heart speeding up to explosive levels as I fucked the mare's mouth. The sticky pit smooth and warm, the tight squeeze as I jabbed her throat was enough to finally set things in motion.

I pushed the mare away by her ears, not managing to move her. The rest of me locked up as the mare forced my hips back into the chair. I let out a myriad of warm, helpless grunts and moans as I tried to thrust into her throat. My lower half lost the ability to tell where the pleasure ended and the abuse started. With a final throb I burst forward, shooting sticky white loads over Rome's tongue.

I felt a warmth rush from my stomach and run along my arms, down to my fingertips and back to my shoulder. I became fully aware of all the blood in my body as I shot a few loads onto the mare's waiting tongue. Rome continues to stare at me, eyes twitching as I painted her mouth.

I finished up, Rome throwing herself back and shooting up towards me. She planted her hooves against my stomach and popped her mouth open for me. I was stared in the face by a tongue swimming in soft milky white goo, swirling it and dancing her tongue in it. She pulled back, swallowing slowly and letting out a soft huff. "Kiss me...." Rome commanded, "Now!"

I didn't have time to argue, pulled tight against her and forced into a no bullshit kiss, her tongue darting around my mouth and spreading a slightly troubling salty taste around my mouth. I cringed, barely able to see Rome's bright yellow eyes staring at me. She broke it off quickly, not really looking to kiss, more looking to make a point. "Oh god...." I groaned, half tasting my own cum. "That--"

"Rome isn't your sewer...we share all, in wealth...and in- hardship." She stated, pawing at her flank. "...Your friend is stuck."

I gagged slightly, wiping off my mouth. "Uh...Cody...." I stood up and walked past Rome, yanking the USB pony out as I walked. Rome let out a sharp gasp, lifting her back legs and lurching towards my chair.

I was barely able to stand, my heart fluttering and my legs half numb. But with a little bit of hardship I made my way into the hall, leaning against the wall and trying to reach the bathroom. Along my journey to clean my mouth I looked into my study. My computer monitor now bright and begging to be read.

Rome two was still playing, but the battle I had paused was now over, a bright grey box screaming at me.

Heroic victory!