The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 10 pinkies new recipe

Looking down at my city a saw all the villagers standing at attention.

(troll) what a glorious day.  You there villager how are you?

(the villager)  I’m wonderful my lord all was well in my wife has had a new child however there’s one problem.

(troll)  problem?  What is it?  Maybe I can help.

(the villager)  well my lord…..  Lately it seemed a bit……..  Cold

My eyes shot open…..  Cold…..  Troll I heard my name from behind me.

Turning around I saw Pone, cannibal, Mr. Brown, tank, and brain Buster All of my friends.

(troll)  what are you guys doing here?  I asked the confused by their visit my city.

(trolls friends)  troll it’s so cold….it’s so cold….  Where did you go?   Why didn’t you save us?  …….  Why is it so dark?

(troll)  no…  You’re all……  You’re all…….  You’re all dead…    No…  No….  No…  I repeated as they came courts me.

(trolls friends )  help us.. Troll help us.  They said grabbing onto me.

(troll)  get back.   Get away…  Get away from me…  Get off of me….  Get off of me…

I struggled frantically to get free from their grasp.  There blackened eyes surrounded me their cold touch chilled me to

the bone.  A trade fight back I felt crushed and suffocated until finely my eyes opened.

(chrysalis)  calm down.  It’s OK you were having a bad dream.  Chrysalis said.  Her face filled my vision.  And from the feel of things she was lying on top of me.

(troll)  what…….  Hey why the hell are you on top of me!

(chrysalis)  well after weakest last night he fell asleep I didn’t quite get enough to eat off the thoughts you had right before you went to sleep so I walked over here and laid on top of you.  As I snuggled with you I eat quite a bit of energy.

(troll)  you mean to tell me if I had just gotten in bed with you and hugged you as I slept you could’ve exhorted all the energy you needed?  I said angrily

(chrysalis)  well yes I suppose so.  So I guess that slimy kiss we shared was for no reason….  Sorry.

(troll)  well doesn’t that just figure now could you please get off of me your kind of crushing me.  I said.  She was so large her legs draped over the sides of the bed.

(chrysalis)  well if it makes you feel any better I’ve decided once we kill herobrine and I’m back to my full strength.  I won’t take revenge on you.

(troll)  and why is that?  I said rolling my eyes.

(chrysalis)  besides the food and the fighting i found one more reason to keep you around.  She said looking down.

Yep of course my morning cobblestone was out.  Notch nose what she did to it while I was asleep.  Quickly curling up my legs I planted my two hooves against her chest and kicked her across the room as I said.

(troll)  get the FUCK off of me.

Getting out of bed and swiftly pulled up my pants.  Chrysalis you’d better be on your best behavior today.  It’s going to be hard enough explaining my deal with you to every pony I don’t meet you causing any trouble.

(chrysalis)  find all be on my best behavior.  You know I looked outside before I walked over to you.  In the middle of the night princess luna and princess CelesteTia came down to pony vill.  There’s now a huge shield around your home.

(troll)  well that makes sense.  I read the letter the princess sent me.  You’ve been a very naughty girl it makes sense that they would have every precaution set in place.  Come on we better go calm every pony’s nerves.

As I led chrysalis out my front door I saw that she was correct a giant pink bubble now surrounded my home.  Looking beyond it I saw both the luna and CelesteTia .  They’re surrounded by ponies dressed up in square armor.  Twilight must have given every pony the armor I made.  Flutter shy looked so cute.

(troll)  come on chrysalis let’s go.  I said leading her out the door.

An entire regiment of guards surrounded the bubble.  Of course feeling the need to troll them all I remembered I can Teleport.  Well maybe seeing me have some fun we’ll calm everyone down?  I said to myself.  Teleporting on top of princess luna this time to avoid getting sat on again I asked every pony well as up.

(twilight) what’s up?...  What’s up?...  I’ll tell you what’s up.  You’ve brought a destructive dangerous disagreeable dismissive disorganized dismay to pony vill!

My goodness that was quite a tongue twister twilight just said.  Rainbowdash an apple jack seemed equally displeased.

(apple jack)  I’m all for help in pony in need but she’s plain evil.  The princess showed us your letter explaining what happened.  And the letter saying you ain’t gonna hurt her.  What exactly is your plan may I ask?

(Rainbowdash)  that changeling deserves the good hoof to the head for everything she’s done!

(troll)  now every pony calm down as I’m sure you’ve read the letter she’s agreed to assist us.  Don’t worry I will keep a close eye on her I promise.

(rarity)  I must say this doesn’t sound like a good idea at all she said waking her hair back.

(cadence)  that evil pony almost ruined my wedding night and almost took over a equestria no way we can trust her.

(shining armor)  I agree troll we need to put her in the dungeon there’s no way she’s going to help us.

All the ponies were quite excited.  Many of them had a look of pure hatred on their faces.  I had no idea how was going to convince them.

(troll)  now now every pony.  I’ve already made the decision.  She will help us.  I said hopping off of luna.

(princess CelesteTia)  no!!!  She is going to be punished for what she’s done.  Troll you’ve shown me a great error in judgment this day.  Now move aside and I’ll do what must be done.  The princess then lowered the shield and in her horn towards chrysalis who was standing on the other side in front of my house.

(chrysalis)  troll I’m guessing everything’s not going so smoothly?

(princess CelesteTia)  the quiet!  As princess I hereby Decree you are to be sentence to the maximum punishment of equestrian law!!!

(troll)  now princess can’t we talk about this?

(the princess)  no…  My decision is final be quite and there’ll be no repercussion for your help in her.

Now I was nice right up into this point.  She may have been the princess but she had no control over me.  As her horn began to glow brighter and brighter I Teleported and only one second before it shot out at chrysalis I appeared in front of it.  Grasping the princess’s horn I stop the magic cold.

(troll)  that’s enough!!!  Princess I will remind you I’m your only hope at saving this world.  And even if I wasn’t I’m not under your jurisdiction.  If anything I’m a foreign diplomat.  Now I only say this once….  She is to help us!!!!  That is my decision and it is final!!!  Unless of course you think you can take me on.

Every pony gasped and was now on the ground.  I knew I was in trouble but I had to stand my ground.

The princess was not pleased that all by my standing up to her.

(the princess)  troll move aside right now.  You’ve just earned yourself two days of being sat on unless you want a real punishment move aside!  She said I swear I could feel the heat from her breath.

(troll) my apologies princess but I refuse.  I stayed my ground firm and let go of the princess’s horn.

As the princess charged up another blast I pulled my hands up into fists and was ready.  As she shot out the second blast towards the queen I smacked it away.  It flew up in the air and was never seen again.  Redirecting such powerful magic burned my hand and I wasn’t quite a bit of pain from doing it but I still stood my ground.

(troll)  princess you’re making me mad.  I told you this is my decision and it is only mine to make.  As I looked back I could see chrysalis was shaking in fear.

(the princess)  troll I promise you there will be repercussions for your actions.  The princess’s horn began to glow once more this time not aimed for chrysalis but me.

(troll)  princess I’ve told you now this is my last warning.

(luna)  sister stop.  Luna said.  Real stopped and looked at her.

(CelesteTia)  what shortly you do not agree with him?

(luna)  sister everyone deserves a second chance.  Even me and even her.

This statement stop the princess cold all her anger when to sadness as she looked at her sister.

(CelesteTia)  very well as you wish my sister.  But troll do not think you’re not going to be punished for this she said raising her hoof upped my face.  Her hoof was bigger than my head so it kind of blocked my vision.  You will be punished after you defeat herobrine she said pushing down on my nose and then walking away.

All the ponies turned away and walked off in a huff.  The crowd cleared and soon the only ones left was me chrysalis and pinky pie.

(troll)  pinky what are you still doing here?

She did not answer me she only asked.

(pinky)  what did you promise exactly?

(troll)  O I promised her that so long as she was helping us and behaved we would not treat her like she was evil.  So long as she acts good will treat her as such.

Pinky pie serious face then broke into a smile.

(pinky)  yah that means I have two new friends to welcome today.  I never got to give you a proper welcome and my less party was ruined so here it is.

She then pull up a strange cart and pressed a button on the side of it.  The cart opened up and out popped musical insurance confetti and flags.  As it started playing music pinky broke into song.

Welcome welcome welcome…  I say welcome to you…  Welcome welcome welcome…  I say how do you do.  As she continued the song and dance both me and chrysalis looked at each other not really knowing what to make of it.  Finally the song came to an end.  Two pony vill today!!!  Pinky saying as she slid in front of us.

(troll)  well done pinky pie I said clapping.

(pinky)  think you troll.  She then walked over to chrysalis.  It’s nice to meet you we’re going to be best friends she said jumping up in holding her.

(chrysalis)  what?  You mean after everything I’ve done and everything use you saw today you’re actually going to do is troll has asked?

Pinky pie merely nodded yes as she squeezed tighter.  Small tears formed in the corner of chrysalis’s eyes.

(chrysalis) your….  You’re not just saying that.  You’re being sincere I can taste it.  You really want to be my friend.  You really want to be friends with a changeling.  She said finally hugging pinky pie back.

(troll)  I sighed…  Now that’s cute.  Slimy but cute…  So pinky pie what did you have planned for today?

(pinky)  well I don’t think every pony will want to have a party right now so I guess you can just help me bake cupcakes.  She said happily.

She then led us to the bakery in which she works.  Mr. and Mrs. Cake were very displeased with chrysalis’s arrival.  They grabbed their children and left as soon as we got there.

(pinky)  I’m so happy you too can be my official cupcake tasters.  She said with glee.

(chrysalis)  that sounds easy.  Of course the food I am used to tasting is changeling food I’m not quite use to pony baked goods.  I only eat them when I’m disguised as a pony.

(pinky)  “: gasped:” that’s right you are a changeling!  That gives me a great idea wait right here I’ll be back in a few minutes.  She then rushed off into the kitchen and we could hear the clatter of pands being shuffled about.

As we sat at the table I looked over to see that chrysalis was steering off into space.  She must have been deep in thought.

(troll)  is something wrong?  I asked

(chrysalis)  no nothing’s wrong.  Nothing is wrong at all.  I was just thinking….  About you standing up to the princess for me.  Thank you.

(troll)  O it was nothing.  You kept your end of the bargain so I’ll keep mine.

(chrysalis)  no she said reaching the hoof out and putting it on to my hand.  Thank you for believing that I deserve a second chance.

As she looked me I really felt moved.

(troll) it’s either you’re very good at faking emotions they’re really not that evil as everyone thinks.  Tell me exactly what was your plan for when you took over equestria?

(chrysalis)  well…  That was a major desperation move on my part.  My people’s numbers grew far too large and it became too difficult to survive as mere scavengers.  The plan was not actually my idea.  It was a group process that made the final result.  The plan was once we take over equestria to enslave all of the ponies.  We would then control when they breed and who they give love to.  The debates on whether or not to do the plan lasted for months.  Many changelings absolutely were appalled by the idea of forcing slavery on any pony.  But others saw it as the only feasible option.  Honestly you must believe me when I say once all the ponies would be controlled we would make sure that they would not suffer.  In fact I would’ve done everything with my power to make sure they stayed happy.

(troll)  that still sounds pretty bad.  What exactly happens to a pony when they become a slave?  I asked

(chrysalis)  it’s really not as bad as it sounds.  All that happens is the unicorn lose their ability to do magic a pig uses will not be able to fly as fast and birth ponies will become extremely lethargic.  Other than that they stay very much the same...  And of course they lose the ability to defy their lover.  Other than that they’re very much the same pony.

Just then we heard the bell rang.  In entered two ponies.

(bonbon)  come on lyra you have to hurry.  I want to get back home as soon as possible.  The pony said as she walked in the door.

(lyra)  well I’d like kissing you two but why are you in such a rush?

(bon bon)  no it’s not that.  I don’t want the out in open with the queen of….  Of….  Of….  Of……  She trailed off as she looked at chrysalis.

(lyra)  bon what’s the matter.  You look like you seen a ghost…..  Ghost……  Ghost…….  Ghost……

O man I thought.  The repeating themselves.  That always happens right before someone’s about to freak out.  I predict they’ll run out of your screaming in exactly three…  two…  One.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The two ponies screened as they’re left at a furious pace.  Looking over at chrysalis I saw it really hit her deep to see that happen.

(troll)  are you OK?

(chrysalis)  yes I’m fine….  You get used to that once it happens a few times.

(troll)  don’t worry every pony just needs to know the real you…  Well the release you that’s not trying to enslave everyone.

Just then pinky pie walked back in.  She was holding a tray covered by the Silver dome.

(pinky)  chrysalis my new friend.  I’ve made these new cupcakes just for you.  I name from the chrysalis.  They’re baked with love.

Now when she said eight with a love I thought she was just joking or trying to be poetic.  But as she put the trade on the table and lifted up the silver dome I saw that the cupcakes were pink and floating.  That’s right floating the baked goods hovered about half their own height off the table.  Pinky then tilts the tray causing the hovering cupcakes to glide through the air to us.

(troll)  those things are floating!  What the hell did you put in them?  I asked stunned.

(pinky)  I put my love into them go on try one.

Both me and chrysalis looked at each other not really knowing what to do.

(troll)  well chrysalis you’re the changeling and therefore the foremost expert on love.  I said tapping one of the cupcakes causing it to hover over to her.  Chrysalis hesitated but eventually picked up the cupcake with her magic and took a bite.

(chrysalis)  mmmmmmm…  Oh my goodness these are great!  She said.  There filled with love their actually filled with love I can taste it.  How the hell did you fill these things with your love that doesn’t seem possible?

(pinky)  that is the pinky pie secret.  But don’t worry chrysalis I’ll make as many as you like.  She said with a smile.

I eventually broke down and picked up one of the strange cupcakes.  Taking a bite to I found it was one of the most delicious things I never eat.  And for some reason it made me feel happy.  Can’t really explain it must be the love.

Just then we all heard of bell ring once more.  In walked Twilight followed by the others.  They did not look as angry.

(troll)  hey twilight.  I said smiling.  She did not respond every pony merely gathered around chrysalis.  Cadence walked straight up to her and looked her dead in the eye.

(cadence)  every pony talked it over.  We will trust you.  But one slip up…  One misdeed…  One mistake and you’ll wish you’d been born.  She said with some form of anger in her voice.

(chrysalis)  so…?...  So you forgive me?  Chrysalis asked.

(cadence)  yes.  I forgive you.  As she said this chrysalis burst into tears and threw herself around cadence.

(troll)  the cuteness it’s too much I must look away.  I said she’ll than my eyes.

(pinky)  see every pony it’s always better to be a friend and enemy.  She then gasped and realization.  Now that every pony is here let’s throw a party!!!  Pinky pie had been trying to throw a proper party ever since I first arrived I figured I might as well appease her.

(troll)  OK pinky pie let’s do it.

The party was great every pony tried the mysterious floating cupcakes and every pony managed to talk to chrysalis and get to know her better.  me and Rainbowdash had several arm wrestling contests.  All of which I won.

Write about the time when the sun went down cadence got an evil little idea to miss shining.  She asked chrysalis to turn into her the two cadences then played a game of messing with shining armor trying to get him to kiss one of them.  Even I don’t know which one was the real cadence.  Halfway through the game they both moved in because the sides of his face this caused him to move back and unfortunately both cadence is had their eyes closed.

Smooch

(cadence#1)  oh my goodness we just kiss?

(cadence#2)  I think so…  O well nothing wrong with kissing yourself she said as they both began kissing each other again.

(shining armor)  I can’t tell if this is a dream come true or a nightmare!!!  He screamed trying to stop his two wives from kissing each other.  Looking on is horrible situation I burst out laughing.  And for a moment in this pony world…  This round strange world things got perfect and I was happy.  Of course you know what this means for me nothing can be perfect.

TROOOOLLLL!!!!!!  We heard from outside.

Getting up we all walked out the door and into the dark of the night.

(troll)  oh my notch…  Oh my notch its tank…  We’re dead we are so dead!

(tank)  troll…  My master herobrine bids you a wish of death.

(twilight)  troll who is that.

(troll)  that is a friend of mine named tank.  Every pony stay back and let me take care of this he’s way too strong for any of you…  He’s way too strong for me.

To give you a better idea of tanks strength let me tell you about him.  Every single day he wakes up and walks in one direction that he decides a random.  He walks straight to wherever the hell he wants and kills anything that tries to stop him.  I once saw him ride a spider.  No settle or anything he just forced it to the ground in hopped on.  His skin was simple just a purple shirt and red pants nothing special.  But boy oh boy his weapon was definitely something special.  He was the only hero who didn’t carry a soared or bow.  Instead he preferred a diamond block on the end of two fence posts.  The mighty hammer was impossible for anyone but him to left.  I tried once but I never even got it to budge.

(tank)  I don’t know what everyone’s griping about it’s not cold it all.  He said lifting his mighty hammer up into the air.

Seeing that we were getting ready for a fight it took off my backpack and said it onto the ground.

(troll)  every pony grabbed their armor and swords!  I shouted to the ponies.  As I pulled out my own sword.

(tank)  let’s see what you got little man he said bashing his hammer to the ground sending up a torrent of dust.

I then charged him attempting to slash him through the chest however his fist stopped me in midair as a grasped my arm.  He then made short work of throwing me quite some distance.  I broke through the roof on top of a well and fell inside.  I never hit the water though as I use my newfound powers to get out.

(troll)  OK now I’m mad I said as I pulled out my bow.  I then took aim and fired an arrow.  As it impacted tank exploded however as the dust cleared a saw it was less than affective.  O blocks

(tank)  you think I’m alone?  Guess again.  Soldiers attack!!!!!  He screamed

From the shadows emerged a flood of zombies and noobs carrying sorts.  As they all amassed in such numbers their combined breath filled the air was thick fog.  I ready myself for their attack taking of fighting stance and pointing my sword forward.  But then blast of confetti filled my vision and cobblestone block flew through the air decimating their numbers.

I looked over to see pinky pie sitting on top of the pink cannon.

(pinky pie)  no big meanie is going to hurt pinky pie as friends she said as she fired another block of cobblestone.

(troll)  good job pinky you ponies handle the zombies in noobs I will take care of tank.  Now I take care of him I mean get this not be out of me.  I tried everything I tried my Teleportation slash and I tried my arrows but he was so strong he managed to deflect dodge or withstand all of them.  It seemed as if every time I tried to charge it would only take one hit but that giant as hammer to send me flying back.

It was quite the battle blasts of magic flying through the air the sound of sword sitting against each other as Rainbowdash an apple jack took care of noobs.  And of course pinky’s cannon fire decimating their numbers.  I must say I had quite a bit of fun ignoring the pounding I got from tank.

(troll)  come on take is that all you got?  I said as he smacked me through a building.

Eventually the sound of the battle died down and as I looked around I saw the only enemy left was tank.  All the others laid spread across the battlefield dead.  I guess those ponies can fight.  I thought myself as I tried to fend off another one of tanks attacks.  It was clear tank was more than a match for me.

(troll)  pinky you have any surprises in that cannon?  I asked hoping she could end the fight.

(pinky)  do I?  One shot of bad guy stopping royalty in coming!!!  She shouted as the cannons fired.  From the can and out popped not cobblestone or confetti but none other than queen chrysalis who is not exactly thrilled about being used for ammunition.

(chrysalis)  pinnnnnkyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!  She screamed as her horn caused tanks head to become decapitated from his body.

Soon the battle was over.  Cadence tended to every pony’s bumps and bruises.  I built a crematorium to assist in the disposal of all the bodies.  As I looked up when I was done building in I noticed all the windows in pony vill were open and ponies heads were sticking out looking down onto the scene.  As we began picking up the remains and throwing them into the crematorium a pony walked up to me.

(the mayor)  hello Mr. Bridge I and the mayor of pony vill.

(troll)  well you’re not the mayor in fact I think most of you are girls.  I said

(the mayor)  no I mean I’m the mayor mayor.

I looked at her confused

(troll)  OK so you’re twice the girl?

(the mayor)  O….  I’m the government’s official in charge of pony vill she said slapping who’ve to her forehead in frustration.  I just wanted to thank you for dispatching those creatures.

(troll)  it was nothing but you should really think chrysalis she’s the one who delivered the final blow to tank.

(the mayor)  very well then attention every pony!  As mayor I say three cheers for chrysalis!

In a flash all the ponies came out of their homes and surrounded chrysalis.

(every pony)  three cheers for chrysalis.  Hip hip…  Hir a.   Hip hip…  Hir a.  Hip hip… Hir a.

Chrysalis seem to be looking her lips apparently the admiration from every pony in pony vill was quite the meal for her.

(pinky pie)  hey every pony?  Do you know what this calls for?

A party!!!

(troll)  O pinky pie.  I said smiling.

End of chapter 10