The End of a Square World.

"Hi" I said with a dumbfounded expression on my face.  Allowing my inner scientist to takeover I swiftly began examining the purple creature before me.  "Definitely  not a cow and no way you’re a pig."  I then brushed my hand down the creature from its head to its tail.  "What are you doing she asked?"  "Fur is not quite right to be a sheep what the hell are you?"

she looked at me. "For your information I am a pony more specifically a unicorn. The real question here is what the hooves are you?"  I then realized if I hadn’t seen this creature before there’s good chances they have never seen one of my kind before.  "Well if you must know I’m a human more specifically a hero.  So I’m guessing this is like your home chunk."  The pony looked a little confused.  "Well I think since you've never seen someone like me and I’ve never seen someone like you I must’ve traveled quite a few chunks away from home."  "O chunk is a unit of measure the little pony said.  Please forgive me I don’t quite understand your terminology in fact I’m still trying to wrap my head around your square head."  "What do you mean I asked?"  "Well the geometric shape of the square is something that has to be pony made it never occurs naturally in nature."  This sentence to me was practically blasphemy the square shape was the only thing made in nature.  "What are you talking about?"

She then glanced to the window suggestively.  I’d never thought to look out the window before mainly because many of the buildings I built at home did not have them.  Swinging open curtains and looking outside a saw that she was not lying to me.  I looked at all the trees all the ponies walking around and even the sun in the sky with the exception of the buildings no squares could be found.  "Of course… I don’t think I’m in my own world anymore I set out loud.  When I drop the inter purl through the bedrock it must have sent me to a completely different dimension or something."

"Different dimension?  The little pony behind me said that would explain your shape.  Are you from a dimension in which everything is square like you?"  "Yes of course until now I’d never seen anything else its quite amazing." i said gazing back outside the window.  "I’ve been driving myself crazy trying to think of how a creature like you could even exist in Equestria."  "Equestria is that what this place is called?"  I said still examining all the sights out the window.  "Yes this land is called Equestria and you are currently in a place called ponyville."

"It’s a very nice looking town…  O twilight that is your name right?"  She nodded.  "Where’s my armor and sword?  We were unsure of whether or not you were safe to be around so after rarity cleaned up your armor and sword we left them summary you cannot find them."  "O... OK so can I have them back now that you know I’m not a bad guy?" Ho why of course.  The pony then walked to the door open it up and whispered something to the guards.

My friends should be here soon.  It was you and your friends that found me wasn’t it.  Well no not entirely.  Flutter shy found you we just helped carry you back.  You are pretty heavy wearing that diamond armor.  Me being a unicorn I could not help but notice you enchanted all of that armor and your sword can your people do magic?  Yes but it does come at a price.  What kind of price twilight asked?  Well before I tell you and possibly offend you how do you do magic?  Twilight seemed to get the message that I wanted a demonstration.  Just like this she said as she levitated the sheets from the bed around the room and then back to the bed.  O so you can just do it without having to pay any price cool.  Price? Exactly what price do you have to pay?...  Blood… in order to perform any incantation on anything we must first kill something.  So the price I’m speaking of is one that must be paid in blood.

I can tell this clearly uphold the little pony but before she could say anything five other ponies entered the room one of which was levitating my armor and sword above her head.  They’re accompanied by a small dragon.  Ho there’s the dashing knight who has such refined taste for his armor.  The white once said as she quickly levitated me into the air and stuck all my armor back onto me.  And here’s your sword sir.  Thank you miss?...  Rarity my name is rarity.  Looking at the white pony I quickly deduced that she was some form of higher class lady.

I’m apple jack.  An orange pony said as she moved toward me and extended one of her hooves.  I smiled and made the mistake of grasping her hoof.  For what she did next was either to attempt a handshake or attempt at forced amputation.  I could not tell and to this very day I still do not know.

I’M PINKY PIE!!!  The pink pony shouted as she jumped into my arms.  When we saw you out there all covered in blood we thought you were hurt and as it turns out he were hurt so we brought you right back here.  Now that you’re not heard we can be friends.  O O I know I’ll throw a party and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I gazed at the chatty little pony lying in my arms like a hammock.  She was all pink even her hair as to what she was talking about I lost track completely.  Nodding along I walked the pony over to my bed and placed her upon it.  I don’t think she ever stop talking the entire time.

Turning back around I had a blue rainbow pony in my face now.  I’m Rainbowdash I’m the best flyer around here.  She said as she quickly flew around my head.  From the looks of things you’re pretty tough I will bet you fight huge monsters and stuff don’t you.  Yes in fact I do fight large monsters quite often.  I knew it!... no way armor like that is just for show.

That leaves you I said looking at the little yellow one with pink hair.   M…nam  flt….  I found her inability to speak to me absolutely adorable.  So I walked up and picked up the little thing now holding her like a little teddy bear I asked again.  I’m sorry I did not hear that what is your name?  My name is fluttershy.  Fluttershy you’re the one who found me yes?  Yes I did she said trembling in my arms.  Well little one since you are the one who saved my life anything you ever need you just have to ask.  I then gave her a little hug and set her back down onto the floor.  O thank you she said as she backed away from me.

Looking at all of the ponies I realize there’s some form of symbol on each one of their butts.  Or flank I should say is I think that’s the right term for pony it would help if we had ponies back in my world.  What do those symbols on your butts mean?  Every pony then looked up.  These are our cutie marks they symbolize whatever you’re the best at.  They symbolize are very special talents.  Almost in Unison each pony turned and displayed their flanks to me.  Normally I would make a joke if every woman in the room was to turn and show their asses to me in Unison but this time I let it slide.  PS  that’s what she said.  Mine is for my magic, mine is for throwing parties, minus for taking care of animals, mine is for apple farming, mine is for stunt flying, and mine is for designing clothing.

That’s cool those marks on your body each showed aspect of your personality…  Wait if you all were close are you all naked right now.  If you all don’t normally walk around naked this could be something totally different than what I think it is.  Oh no only for special events twilight said.  OK cool for a moment there I was worried.  We too have something like a cutie mark.  O cool can we see it?  Pinky said.  Actually you’re looking at it right now my entire body even the close eye wear our non-optional they appear on me based upon my personality we’re all born with the defaults skin that is the same.

My eyes then rolled back in my head for a glanced into my inventory quickly i then located a stack of about 64 bookcases that’s more than enough I thought myself as I move them to my hand and put my sword in the next slot over.  However before I left to converse with the ponies I notice one slot had disappeared from my inventory.  I hope I’m not getting sick I thought.

Returning to the ponies I then picked the bookcases and placed two of them right in front of every pony.  Here you go.  I said with a smile they all squealed in amazement as they stepped back away from me.  How did you do that?  Well if you’re gonna start asking questions about my anatomy I’d really ask you to just reed this health book I said pulling a book from the new book shelf in the middle of the room and throwing it to twilight.

I must admit to being shocked when I saw how quickly twilight read the book.  It seemed as if she only glanced at each page but when she put the book down she had a clear shocked look on her face as if she had actually exhort the information from the book.  When she spoke it confirmed my beliefs in her reading the book.  Interesting about your skin it would seem it has a lot to do with your personality but I don’t understand half of that book about your physiology just simply isn’t possible by physical standards.  I mean according to that book right now in your pockets could lie enough dirt to bury all of pony vill.

Why yes twilight in my world block units shrink when they are exhort into our inventories.  I’m guessing you have no such inventoried to speak of.  That would mean anything you want to store would have to be placed inside some form of bag box or just simply held in the hand.  I then looked down at their hands to see that they had none.  Well obviously you’re not going to be holding anything in your hands.  In that book it said you’re kind eats meat bread fruit and fish.  Do we have to worry about you killing any pony.  The room suddenly got serious as they all stared at me.  No of course not the only thing I’ll kill for food is this chicken.

They all looked at me with a confused glance.  What chicken flutter shy said.  Not answering her question i simply fliped my hand to an egg I had in my inventory.  With these I could start up a chicken farm and ease their burden of my devouring them.  Which by the way I wouldn’t do even if I hadn’t had the chicken.  Holding the egg in my hand I then threw it to the ground upon it shattering a little square chicken popped out.  Here we are… when this little guy grows up and lays a few more eggs for me to hatch in to more chickens it will become my dinner and a little bit more magic for me to use.  Flutter shy simply looked appalled that my plan to eat the portal was bird.  Apple jack saying what fluttershy couldn’t asked if I needed to eat meat at all.  Well apple jack to be honest no I do not have to eat meat however he must understand that I’ve eaten meat my entire life isn’t it a little unfair for you to ask me to giving up just because you’d feel more a comfortable.  Is it a little unfair to eat for defenseless animals Rainbowdash boomed.  Now calm down I did not mean any offense it’s simply that I am by nature and meat eater it did not mean to offend any pony with it but I do have to eat something.  It’s OK I heard in a very faint and shy voice.  Once that birdie asked flutter shy.  It’s OK if he eats meat. There are plenty of creatures in the wild that eat meat believe me I’ve seen it.

How exactly do you kill them though?  This is obviously a question as to how Humana I was about the death of the birds I kept.  So don’t worry flutter shy I give them as good a life as I can win their living and as for their death usually none of them even know it’s about to happen and they always never feel a thing.  She seem to be somewhat pleased, by this but I could tell she was still Uneased by my meat loving.  You know I have plenty of eggs in my inventory right now that I can hatch more of the square little chickens for my dinners in pony vill.  Why don’t you keep this one it’ll never be on my table.  I held up the small bird to fluttershy.  Sure enough she quickly swept it up and flew up into the air.  O you really mean it.  Well it be kind of a sick thing to do if I was joking wouldn’t it.  I suppose so.  Just feed that thing bird feed and let it pick at the grass then let it get nice and fat and lay a whole bunch of eggs if you ever feel like hatching these eggs in to birds all you have to do is throw onto the ground any fertile ones will hatch into new baby birds.  Flutter shy looked confused doesn’t there need to be a mommy and daddy.  For most creatures in my world yes but that is not the case for chickens asexual reproduction is possible with them.  Why do you think I’m carrying so many on me right now.

Twilight then had to ask exactly how did you come to our world in the first place.  Twilight I said as I looked down to the floor and rather not talk about it right now.  I will quench your thirst for understanding as to how I got to your world.  But if you recall I was covered in blood when I got here so as you can guess it’s a rather dramatic memory right now and I’d really rather not be visited so soon after it happened.  I really don’t know you guys well enough to cry in front of you yet.  The ponies quickly got the message that what ever happened to send me here was quite dramatic for me and did not push the issue any further.  Well how about we show you around pony vill I don’t see any harm in doing so.  Though I must warn you some of the ponies may be freaked out by you at first now that you’re up and about you’re quite a bit more intimidating than win we just dragged you through town.

Not a problem as I said following the ponies out the door.  Of course as I walked through the town I got very mixed reactions to my being there some was pure shock and horror while others were amazement.  Of course as I walked I noticed the small purple dragon writing on the back of twilight was staring at my armor the entire time.  What’s with him I asked.  Rarity gladly answered my question.

Dragons here in our world ingest the rare gem stones and various other forms of mineral deposits.  You’re solid diamond armor probably looks very delicious to him.  O that’s cool then I shall appease his appetite I said pulling a diamond out of my inventory in giving it to him.  Normally back at home diamonds are rare thing but when I heard that creature could eat them here I imagine that there are plenty for me to find later.  Giving the little thing my diamond he quickly took it up and thanked me.  Thanks all admit two more seconds and I would have been nibbling at your pant legs.  I must feel bad about what happened next.  When he tryed to bite the diamond his teeth were stopped cold.  Ouch he said reeling back from the bite.  What’s wrong?  It this diamond twilight I knew diamonds were hard but this thing’s practically indestructible.  May I see that spike rarity said as we walked?  She then took the diamond from spike.  Then gazing into it she swiftly said it’s a good thing you didn’t bite any Harter spike there’s no way you could’ve ever broken this particular diamond.  Why is that he asked?  Excuse me troll bridge was it?  Yes.  Where exactly did you get this diamond?  O I think either beneath the lava fields are in the center of the mountain and can really remember where.  Either that or was payment to me for a load of iron.  Well either way this diamond had to have been exposed to some very extreme pressures.  Without a doubt the hardest gemstone of ever seen.  I must say it is quite magnificent she said giving it back to spike.  Sweetie please make sure you only suck on this thing if you bite into it again it will break your jaw.  Spike obeyed the order and he started sucking on the diamond.

We then continued walking to pony vill looking at all the sights however once again I notice there all staring at my armor.  You don’t eat diamonds two do you?  No no it’s just a rarity raised a very strong point.  If those diamonds are sold a specially hard.  How did you find one big enough to carve out that armor?  Carve out the armor?  I could never find the diamond big enough to carve out this armor!  My sentence seems to confuse them.  Well if you didn’t carve out that their armor how exactly did you make it?  Will you know I just took a bunch of little diamonds like that one and push them all together.  This sentence seems somewhat blasphemous to rarity.  You can tell me you can actually push diamonds together and make something out of them!  Will yeah sure I can would you like me to make you a pair of shoes out of diamond I have plenty I said changing my hand to my diamonds and showed them to her.

My proposition seemed to strike some form of cord I should not have ever touched for when I said this sentence her eyes quickly lit up.  Really you’d make me a pair of shoes just like that glorious armor you’re wearing?!  Yes I said cautiously hearing the excitement in her voice.  She then began bouncing around even more than I noticed the pink one doing earlier in my hospital room.  What exactly do you need to make the shoes?  Well I have the crafting table in my inventory.  So I guess just a place to make them.  I then felt my body once again lifted into the air. Hurry every pony!  Mama’s going to get her a new pair of shoes.  As I flew through the air lifted up by the white unicorn I turn back to the blue Pegasus flying next to me and asked?  What exactly have I just done?

You’ve just permanently woven yourself into a pair of rarities new socks… O… Exactly how bad is that?  Well first I don’t believe that you actually can press diamonds together to make something like that armor but if you can and you do make her a pair of shoes…  You probably might as well of just sold your soul to rarities hooves.  Well it would appear I’m making friends here in pony vill.  I then glanced down at twilight.  Say rarity may be onto something here.  Since you six are the ones that saved my life and found me it only makes sense that she get to know each one of you on a personal level.  How about we make this the day I get to know rarity and then I just go through the list.  I figure eventually of six new friends.

Rarity then went down on my friend scale you see is I flew through the air she hit me on the head a couple times as she passed underneath the tree.  But ignoring my slight concussion when we did get to the place ware she was taking us she finally sat me down.  Here we are my boutique.  I looked up at the building I’d certainly never had seen anything like it...  And that’s not just because it wasn’t square.  Wow so you built this thing and live in it?  Oh no but I do work out of it.  O so who did build it?  Walking inside she seemed confused by my question?  Exactly how do buildings come to be in your world?  We build them.  Yes but who builds them darling your question seems so focused towards me.  Well I built the entire city that I live in. All of the villagers there live there under both my protection and my command.

You built a city… like how big a city?  Well I’m not one to toot my own horn but I would say it’s about 25000 by 28000 blocks.  It goes from bedrock all the way up to the limit of where blocks are no longer stable.  Twilight’s eyes burst open.  Rainbow when I was reading that book about his anatomy it said that everyone’s height was exactly one block wide and two blocks tall.  Are you honestly telling me you’ve built something that’s bigger than cantor lot itself?  I’ve never been to cantor lot nor have I ever actually measure my city but yes I believe that is about the measurements of which I have built I said sitting down on the chair inside.  Answering her question I then took a look around the room.  Say you do make close I said.  Yes I do if you make me these pairs of shoes you’re always free to come in and I will make you something in return.  Shoes?  Oh yes shoes.  For second I’ve forgotten as to why I was being dragged to this building.

Can we see you make them pinky pie said?  Of course all I have to do is put this down.  I plopped a crafting table in the middle of the room.  They could be hard usually I go by a standard print but your shoes must be custom made.  Rarity if you’d be so kind as to put your feet onto this table.  Um what?  O would you be so kind as to put your hooves onto this table.  Rarity plopped her first hoof of which was on her front for leg onto the crafting table.  Looking at her hoof I figured it would only take one diamond.  I’d better put some gold trim on it too. She seems to be a fancy pony.  Grabbing the bar of cold and the diamond I pressed them both against her hoof.  I guess at first she thought I was just rubbing her feet.  Wait they don’t have feet can you even have a hoof rub?...  O my that feels magnificent she said but when are you going to…  Her sentence was cut short for when she looked down Id completed the first shoe well it was more of a slipper.  But anyway when I looked up again once of more her eyes were big shocked look on her face.

OK you guys need to stop it with the big eye thing I’m afraid one is going to pop out and touch me.  Twilight seemed to be the only one capable of speech about this time.  That is flat out and possible in order for you to have done that you would have required a tremendous amount of heat and pressure.  My hands are worm and strong enough to apply some pressure.  That’s not what I mean… I mean the required amount of heat and pressure to reshape that diamond and form it all into that solid shoe would have burned off rarities hoof.  It’s funny twilight you say this as if it is fact yet I have just proven otherwise.  I said looking to rarity who was now examining the shoe.  Impossible or not it’s one of the most magnificent things I’ve ever seen.  She quickly slapped her other hoof into the table.  What are the chances I can get three more of those?

I looked off a corner of the wall and thought dramatically out loud.  I don’t know you tell me.  She then looked back the crafting table to see that I had finished the other shoes and placed upon her hooves.  Oh my goodness thank you think you think you think you for a minute I thought the fake use would never end.  But eventually they did all she needed was a few laps around me hopping and skipping through the air with pinky pie.

You ponies are very flamboyant aren’t you.  It seems to be a trait apple jacks said as she sat down next to me.  Let me have a go at messing with some of those diamonds.  You think your strong enough do Ya?  I said jokingly.  I would like to take this time to clarify that I only said that jokingly because I thought anyone even a noob can force diamonds together.  However when apple jack moved up to the crafting table and attempted to push two diamonds together she found her strength inadequate.  I just can’t do it these rocks an’t gone anywhere.  Of course there not twilight explained it’s not possible to do that.  My disregard for your laws of physics seems to really offend you … doesn’t it?

Twilight sharply rolled her eyes me at least I still have magic.  I do not feel good about what I’m about to say.  Magic…  That’s right you said something about magic.   Rarity would you like me to enchant them slippers was something?  What kind of something rarity asked?   I don’t know what you want them to do?   Well might top fashions sales are in Cloudsdale but being a unicorn prevents me from setting foot on the city.  Are you telling me that there’s a way you can make the shoes so that they can allow me to walk on clouds?  Yes yes I am.  I look to twilight evilly.  She knew I was about to tread upon magic the only thing that seem to make sense to her anymore.  Though that would be wonderful just think of it Rainbowdash and fluttershy this mean we can go to Cloudsdale and ask ponies what they think of my fashions.  It’s always good for an artist have feedback.

Twilight gave the face of frustration.  What will you need to enchant rarity slippers?  I don’t suppose you ponies have the library?  This question seemed to disturb twilight even more.  I live in the library.  Fighting off every impulse to smile I then said OK then let’s go.  Rarity quickly jumped out of the new shoes and placed them inside a box that she hovered over her head.  I’d hate to get these dirty on the way.  You really like that don’t you?  I asked.  Like them…  I love them you and my hooves are going to get to know each other very well.  But can you make other types of jewelry to.  Why would you ask that question when I’m standing before you inside full diamond armor?  O of course.

We then made it out the door and began the journey to the library.  Once again I waved to the ponies that I walked by.  I got one are two waves but for the most part it was the same mix result.  One pony I did get up cure Lear look from that I had did note.  You see as spike of overzealous to put the diamond I gave him he quickly sucked it down his throat while the six ponies were busy giving him the Heimlich I wandered back away from the group as to not be implicated in the death of their friend.

Well as it turns out walking backwards in a village filled with ponies that are slightly smaller than you is a very bad idea.  I tripped over one of the little things and bash my head in the ground.  Cubes I swore as I reeled from the pain.  However as I look between my legs to see who’s head poked through them I saw the dark pink pony with two shades lighter pink hair.  Are you OK?  The pony asked.  Yes I’m OK.  As I lifted my legs off of the ponies that she could get up.  I thought to myself.  Well that’s one way to make a new friend.  Sorry about that I said.  O it’s OK say are you by any chance that same square soldier I saw twilight and the rest of them dragging into town a few days ago?

No I’m a completely different square person.  You know we are becoming more common and we all seem to look the same.  She gave a little giggle to my sarcasm.  Honestly I said it in such a mean way her giggle kind of creep me out.  What is your name?  Cheerilee… my name is Cheerilee I’m the teacher at the pony vill school.  Over at the six ponies helping their choking dragon friend. Spike manage to cough up the diamond.  It launched through the air like a missile hitting the square in the face.  Notch’s cubes That hurt!  I said is I was once more laid out onto the ground.  Oh my goodness are you OK?  She looked down to see if I was OK however she was standing on my chest and her face was just a little bit too close to mine for my comfort.  The six ponies and spike quickly surrounded in Cheerilee.  Sorry about that troll.  We had no idea spiky would shoot that diamond out quite like that.  Cheerilee why are you standing on him?  Twilight asked.  O sorry.  She quickly hopped back off of me.  Well were heading to the library so I can put some magic into these shoes of rarities.  I pointed to rarities shoes.

Oh yes that reminds me twilight tomorrow I’m teaching the class about magic and I need someone to demonstrate.  In less I grow horn I’ll need some unicorn to volunteer.  I’d love to twilight responded.  And bring your friend if he can do magic to?  Yes I can do magic I’ll just need a few things.  Good and ill see both tomorrow.  It was very nice meeting you again Mr.?  Troll bridge my name is troll bridge.  I reach down my square hand in an attempt to shake however I stopped halfway as my mind quickly flash back to the shake I got from apple jack.

A have extended hand proved to be all she needed.  Pressing as close to me as she could she grasped my hand.  Holding firm she gave a slow shake up and down.  It was very nice to meet you Mr. Troll Bridge.  Nice meeting you to… see you later.  I had to pull my hand away as I don’t think she’s going to let go.  That was weird I said to the six ponies as we walked to the library.  What was twilight asked?  Then maybe it’s just me.  It wasn’t just you spikes said from on top twilight.  What I asked.  Well while I was choking half to death on this little thing he said pulling up the diamond.  I could not help but notice why you’re backing away from us Cheerilee moved behind you and got down as if trying to trick you.  I think she tried to start up that conversation.

Oh spike twilight said.  I’m sure Cheerilee just honestly bumped into him and was being nice.  Spike looked at me as if ensuring me the twilight’s opinion was not the case.  But I shook my head as if sending the signal that was erasing that moment in time from history.  It doesn’t matter let’s get to the library.  Once at the library I glanced up to see it was a tree.  I’m not going to lie as I looked at the top window I had a little hope that a creepers face would pop out and my friend Pone Bitch when jumped down and greet me.  Feeling sadness well up inside me I quickly had to void the thoughts from my mind.  I was in a hole other dimension now is not the time to grieve.  It’s much more important right now that I get to know these ponies.  Who knows what could happen if I make a bad impression.

Is there something wrong pinky pie said as she brush the top overhead against the bottom of my hand.  No there’s nothing wrong.  Pinky pie can obviously tell something was wrong with me however she did not feel the need to push the issue.  Well let’s see the library I said changing the topic.  Looking inside I was amazed by all books there’s books in just about everything.  Well Mr. Trowbridge are you going to show us that magic now Rainbowdash said.  Of course twilight do you have a bit of wall with no bookcases on it?  Yes that space right over their is just a corner.  Why do you need this?  Well I don’t think pony knowledge is quite what I need in this particular circumstance.  Walking over the corner and quickly placed books and shells in a square formation and then placed an enchantment table in the middle.  Twilight was very clearly interested in the book on top the enchantment table.  What exactly does this do?  She asked.  Well twilight see for yourself I pointed to the books on the bookshelves.  Ghostly words had begun flowing through the air and into the middle book.  To my surprise all the books in the library were doing this to some extent.

Wow twilight said as she opened the book and looked on the pages.  All the knowledge of the library is flowing straight into this one book!  I can read anything inside the library just from this one book.  Yes I said it would be impossible for me to do any enchantment without this special table.  I have to remember to show you potion sometime.  Now than rarity she wanted the ability to walk on clouds yes.  Rarity quickly came up behind me oh yes that would be wonderful.  Very well hand me your shoes.  She handed me the new shoes I just made her.  As an open up the book I quickly found the spell I was looking for.  Touch the untouchable.  It was a very high level spell but I had enough to pull it off.  As a handed back enchanted shoes to rarity twilight sparkle quickly remember what I had said in the hospital room.  Wait a minute before when you told me about your magic here said the cost something.  Can you please explain what you just used to enchant my friends hoofwear?  O of course twilight I pulled a book out of the shelf behind me that I placed previously.  In that book about my anatomy I gave you there was probably nothing to my magic.  This is all about magic and things that defy the laws of physics in my world.  Handing her the book she quickly scrolled through it and gasped in horror.  You have to kill things…  You have to kill things to do your magic!  Yes twilight that is the nature of my world to do any form of magic to break the laws of physics in that way blood must be paid.  Rarity grew uncomfortable in her new shoes.  All of the other ponies gasped.  Flutter shy who was still holding the baby chicken I’d given her previously had to ask.  So what do you kill for magic?  Good question flutter shy.  As you know I kill chickens for food they do give me a small amount of magic.  But for the quantity I need for large spells like my armor requires me to kill something a bit bigger.

How big she asked gripping the chicken tightly.  Don’t worry not pony sized.  I kill mobs for magic.  So if you guys have any monster problems I’d be happy to oblige you and boost my power.  Well I guess that’s the same thing with the meat isn’t it.  You can’t help what you are.  She seemed so on east by just about everything I revealed about my world.  Flutter shy life and my world is not easy killing things is just the way you survive.  I’m so sorry that disturbs you I promise I’ll never kill a living thing in front of you unless the situation absolutely requires it.  Thank you for considering my feelings flutter shy said.

The six ponies had calmed down from the discovery of my bloodthirsty ways and we’re back to being interested in learning more.  So what kind of books do you have in your world?  This question confused me as it was not twilight whom asked it… It was Rainbowdash.  She did not really seem the type to read.  Well Rainbowdash what kind of books are you interested in?  Adventure and exciting tales of dangerous exploits.  I pretended to think for a moment where would I find a book about that.  I then sarcastically place my hand upon the shelf site built just a few moments ago.  She then quickly realized that the newest addition to the library was books from my world.  O yeah that’s right.  Help yourself I said.  All the ponies oblige themselves.  Rarity I believe picked up a book about skins.  I think it cataloged every skin ever made and recorded it all into one book.  I assume this is because she wish to see what the latest fashion trends in my world was.  Apple jack picked up a book about farming.  Flutter shy pick up a book about wildlife mobs and how to deal of both of them.  I cannot quite see the book pinky pie picked up she seemed to hide it from me.  Looking at where she got it from i quickly seen why.  It was a book on sneak attacks.  Something tells me there’s a surprise party coming my way.  Twilight sat at the big main book in the middle of that room and therefore had access to all knowledge in the library.

Troll bridge can I keep this book here.  It certainly makes a great index for my library.  Of course twilight and feel free to keep all the books I just placed as well.  Thank you that’s very generous.  O it’s nothing I said as I looked at the ponies enjoying the books.  Since there all reading books from my world I should probably find something of their world to read.  I turn to the bookcases and inspected many different types of books however a small section almost hidden away ware no one could see it tantalized me.  XXX oh my notch.  There’s no way no way ponies have porn.  I cannot help myself the impulse to troll the six little ponies was too great.  I scrolled my hand across the books which one would be the best to do this.  I read many titles A Night in the Hay Barn, Stallions and Settles, or Fun with Wildlife.  They all seemed so disturbing and Woodall make a great practical joke on the six ponies behind me.  My eyes stopped however when a magazine that lay slightly a scare from the shelf.  Fleur De Lis guest stars in Hooves of Sugar.  O that most certainly will work!  I grabbed the magazine and quickly sat in the circle of ponies.  I opened the magazine started reading expecting one of them to notice at any time.  Unfortunately for me the other dimensional books they were reading must’ve been very interesting for it was about the seventh time through before I heard a gasp.  I was right at the part where Fleur De Lis opens her mouth wide to welcome some ponies’ tired sweaty hooves when rarity blurted out troll what are you reading.  The look on the six ponies faces was totally worth the eye twitching and deep mental disturbance that was permanently seared into my brain.  Apparently I’m learning as to how deep one of you ponies can swallow two back legs.  As I said this sentence I gave them a look that conveyed the fact that I was only fucking with them.

Spike could not help it when he saw the scene he spit out the now half eaten diamond and burst out laughing.  He’s been sitting there reading that thing for a while now awaiting for you to look at him.  It’s like his sixth time through.  Actually spike it’s my seventh and ½.  You mean you read pony porn just to get a laugh?  Twilight asked.  Well twilight I didn’t actually intend to read it but no one ever looked up at me and once you commit to messing was someone…  Or some pony as the case may be you really wanna go all the way.  Now listen you apple jack began them kind of magazines are only in here ‘cause this is the public library we have no choice but to offer every pony everything they could want to read.  But I sure would appreciate it if you put that away.

OK apple jack let’s not get too excited it was just a little joke.  I swiftly put the magazine into my inventory so as to not push any pony too far.  So are you all enjoying your books?  I know I am a I said with a small giggle.  Surprise!!!  Pinky pie somehow poked her head out of my chest armor and right in front of me.  How did you get in there?!  I asked.  1000 different ways to sneak up and startle a person.  She said holding up the book.  This would be great for throwing surprise parties.  I pulled pinky pie out of my clothing and set her next to apple jack.  You guys have pretty neat way of farming I could never be an apple bucker if I had cut down the tree just to get three little apples.  The ponies joined in talking about how great the books they read were.  In the middle of the group spike still had not finished the diamond I’d given him but he was working very diligently on it.  At first I thought he was going to throw up for a massive bulge worked its way up from a stomach to his mouth.  The great plume of fire burst forth and shot small piece of paper which hit me in the face.  Spike must you always aim for me?  It’s a letter from the princess twilight sed.  She quickly read the letter.  It says the princess once to meet you troll bridge.  Tomorrow?  What’s wrong with tomorrow I asked.  Tomorrow is a very important party at cantor lot.  It’s pretty big and fancy.  She says it’s OK for you to crash the party and to bring us with you.  Six ponies began bouncing in place with excitement.  We’d all better get ready.  Well you ponies can get ready im feeling kind of tired.  Twilight which you be so kind as to hold this for me.  I pulled out a map and handed it to twilight.  Why am I Holding this?  She asked.  That map fills itself in based upon the knowledge of the person holding it.  So now you’re holding it all of pony vill or at least all the parts of pony vill you been an are now revealed to me.  That’s amazing twilight said as she looked down on the map.  Yes I thought It was pretty cool when i enchanted it.  It would appear there’s a nice vacant lot near here that I can build my house on.  Build your what now apple jack asked.  Build my house there’s just enough sunlight left in the day for me to build my house.  See you ponies tomorrow I said as I walked out the door.  However curiosity gripped the ponies in the fall of me to the vacant lot.  I cannot help but notice as I look back at them a familiar pony staring at me from far away.  I have no time to socialize with ponies I don’t know yet for I have a house to build.   You’re not seriously going to build an entire house and one night are you?  Night?  It’s only going to take me until the end of the day maybe not even that.  I flipped to my shovel in quickly began building a foundation.   Cobblestone would door and class blocks later.  I was done.  That can take nearly as long as I thought maybe I should have went ahead and put in that gazebo I wanted.  I looked back of the six ponies that followed me from the library.  The eyes were once again popping out.  I Thought I ask you all the stop that?

End of chapter three