The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter nine the queen

Now I know I’m a big hero and everything and it was the right thing to do to save the pony but notch I’m an idiot.  Back home I kill iron golems with a special machine I designed.  Killing them by hand is almost impossible.  O yes not to mention of I’m facing three of them that have been raised from the dead.

As I leaped in the air I did manage to gallows my sword through one of their heads.  Unfortunately iron golems have no inner workings their solid metal all the way through.  This means an attack to the head is no better than an attack to the body.  Grasping my blade tightly I manage to pull it from the iron golem’s head before he managed to grab me.

(troll)  are you OK?  I asked the pony as I jumped to her side.  At first I thought she was severely injured what with the holes in her legs in all.  But upon closer inspection I found the holes to be natural.  I’ll be weird it out by that later there’s really no time to examine the pony right now.

(chrysalis)  yes but…..  Her sentence was cut short as when a iron golem’s slammed his fist to the ground sending small pieces of rock and debris up into the air.

Using the smoke shield the golem had unknowingly made I picked up the pony and dragged her to safety.  Though iron golem’s are big and strong their very slow and stupid so it’s pretty easy to outwit them.  I mean for notch’s sake all I had to do was hide behind a tree.  They weren’t really able to focus on our voices apparently dying in being brought back to the dead made then even dumber.

(troll)  are you OK I asked again hopefully this time she can finish her answer.

(chrysalis)  yes I’m very weak though and they hit me a few times.  I wont be able fight them off… there were so many.

(troll)  so many?  How many were there before I got here?

(chrysalis)  five there are five before you got here…

Damn she’d already taken down two of them this is one tough pony.  In my state of shock from her claims I almost accidentally revealed our location by stumbling of behind a tree.

(chrysalis)  be careful you dumb ass!  If you walk out from behind a tree though come over here and kill us.  She said sternly.

(troll)  OK you have a plan as to how to kill them?  I’ve killed plenty of these things in my lifetime but these ones are undead.  How did you kill them?

(chrysalis)  I use my magic to cut them up into small bits but it took a lot out of me.  Those creatures are so strong.  I don’t think I can move from this spot you’re on your own.  She said relaxing against the tree.

Notch damn it I said to myself.  How the FUCK was I goanna to take down three iron golems?  I handed pone’s old sword to the strange bug pony in case she needed it.  I then remembered the new slash move I learned with my sword just an hour ago fighting off that three dragons.  It would most certainly cut in iron golem up but there is a problem.  At the end of my swing bill have the perfect opportunity to punch me.  I guess all just have to risk it.

Jumping out from the tree I then swung my sword and could feel myself Teleporting forward.  At the end of the swing I managed to cut one of them in half however just as I expected one of them punch me.  The hit sense me flying back.  When I hit the ground I could feel the small rocks digging into the back of my neck where my armor did not cover.  Before I knew it both of the iron golems were on top of me.  Have you ever been pinned on the ground while being punched by giant arms made of metal?  Well it fucking hurts.  With each thump I could feel a little bit of my life being drained away.

Thump……thump……..thump…

Through the sound of the golems hitting my armor and the sound of my bones crunching together I can hear something else.  It was the sound of two swords meeting and….  The sound of a pony’s voice.  She was in danger.  A pony was in danger.  I don’t know why but the thought of harm coming to any pony struck a chord inside me.  No I said to myself.  So long as there’s air in my lungs I will never allow my world to hurt any of these ponies.  Between hits from the iron golems giant arms I managed to take a deep breath and Teleport.

The first place I’d tell ported was on top of one of the iron columns heads which I swiftly decapitated.  The second place a Teleported was in front of the second iron golem where I shot two arrows into his eyes each.  I then Teleported away from the blast.  Now than I said to myself I have to save the pony.  She was in trouble all right.  It’s a good thing I gave her pone’s sword because she was currently locked in a battle with none other than brain Buster 101.

She was holding the soared in her mouth and was trying hardest to fight off his blows that I could tell she was weak and she can keep it up forever.  It was at this point in time that I found out I could do something even cooler than just Teleporting myself.  I swapped places with the bug pony.  She was now standing where I was and I’m now standing where she was.  Sword drawn I continue the fight where she left off.

(troll)  Buster?  Can you hear me in there?

(Buster)  it’s so cold…  And it’s…..  So dark.

(troll)  shit even you’re a zombie.  I said glancing away one of his blows.

(Buster)  troll…..  Please help…..  This is not death……  Death is warm….  Death is kind….  This is cold.

I didn’t really know what to make of what he said.  The only thing I knew was that I’d have to kill him before I can worry about anything else.  I tried my best to help fight him but it wasn’t like with Pone.  For some reason his movements were not slowed.  If anything he was a better fighter now than when he was alive.  The fight reached on for what I think was about 10 minutes.  We’re constantly swinging our swords on another only to have the meat in the middle.  However I was tiring out it seems that in his undead state Buster had an unlimited pool of energy.  He wasn’t even breathing heavy.

(Buster)  don’t worry troll…….  Death feels good…..  Death is released from torture……..  But…..  Then it’s got cold…….  And you’ll be pulled back………  It’ll be so dark.

(troll)  yes well I’m not about to die yet I said swinging my sword with all my might.  However he managed to block the below it seemed where a perfect match I thought the fight would never end.  Just when I thought I was going to give out and he would most certainly finish me a soared burst and from his chest spraying me with freezing cold blood.  It was that bug pony she managed to jam the sword through his chest.

(troll)  good job I said to the strange bug pony.

As Buster fell to the ground I finish the job by slicing open his head and spelling out his brains.  The bug pony seem to be all right but she could barely stand.

(troll)  take it easy.  Pie said concerned.  Come on I will take you to the hospital.

(chrysalis)  no!...  No do not do that.  Just take me back to your house and don’t let any pony seem me.  She ordered.

(troll)  what?  It could be hurt we have to make sure you’re not….  She then cut off my sentence.

(chrysalis)  shut up and do as I say.  For saving me you will have a great reward but for now do as I say.  As she said this her horn began to glow of little and a green tint went over my eyes.

Now I do not realize it at the time but this was her attempt at enslaving me.  Neither of us knew it at the time but I’m quite resilient to magical suggestion.  So it didn’t work.

(chrysalis)  good.  You’ll make a good servant.  Pick me up and carry me back your house.  Remember no pony can see me.

I did is she asked not because I was being forced to but because I was afraid there something I wasn’t understand and I figured it would be better for it all to be revealed later.  O in just say no she was fucking heavy.  Her skin was slimy and wet.  I didn’t know they had ponies like this but I guess they do?  She was about as large as the princess maybe bigger I couldn’t quite gage it.  But judging from the horn in wings I assumed she was some kind of royalty like cadence. So I assumed I should do whatever she tells me to.

When we arrived at my home the lights were off this end up a red flag in my mind I ever turn the lights off.  The only ones I never known to turn the lights off or ponies.  Then I remembered for fluttershy said just as pinky pie planned.  And she did read a book on how to surprise people.  Something tells me there are ponies in my house.

(troll)  hey you said not to let any pony see you right?

(chrysalis)  yes that’s right no pony can see me.  She said

(troll)  well it’s my belief that there ponies in my home all have to lower you into the basement and come get you mean I get them to leave.  As I said this I switched to my shovel and pick and dug a small hole into the basement of my home.  No pony was down there as this was the place where so many chickens met their death earlier this day.  Stay down here and I’ll be right back as soon as all the ponies leave.  A confuse me as to why she wouldn’t want the ponies to see her but I thought it better not to ask.

I quickly said it work climbing through the whole back outside and then filling it back in.  Preparing myself I then looked at myself I was covered in blood and as quite obvious I’d been in a very rough fight.  I suppose it’s OK if I tell them about brain Buster I only have to leave out that bug pony.  Looking into my inventory I saw that I was now carrying a book brain Buster must’ve dropped it I was so distracted again even notice it popped into my inventory.  The book in hand and then walked to the door.

(every pony)  surprise!!!!

(troll)  what is every pony doing in my house?  The ponies did not even notice my question they merely gasped at the site of all the blood of me.

(pinky pie)  troll what happened?  Fluttershy told us about the dragons then I thought you’re only going back to look for more pieces of meat?  Are you OK?

(troll)  yes pinky pie I’m fine I then told them about brain Buster leaving out the bug pony I showed them the book he dropped.  It was a research book I’d always known him to carry one around with him It explained That herobrine was indeed the cause for which was happening in my world.

(pinky pie)  oh no this party is ruined.  No pony can have any fun at all.  She said sadly.

(troll)  don’t worry pinky pie all naked up to you tomorrow that’s will be our day together I promise.  I was trying to rush things remembering the request the bug pony asked me.  Well you guys the fight really took it out of me I guess I should get some rest.  Of course just as I expected cadence agreed.

(cadence)  you heard him he says he’s tired come on every pony we need to leave him alone so he can sleep.  She said pushing every pony out the door.

I had to wait a few moments to make sure every pony had indeed left.  After realizing they had I went down to the room where it left the bug pony.

(troll)  every pony’s done are you sure you don’t need to go the hospital?  I asked

(chrysalis)  yes I’m sure.  Why did you save me? This question confuse me.

(troll) I’d save any pony.  Why wouldn’t I save you?

(chrysalis)  wait you think I’m a pony?

(troll)  well yes you look like pony.  I said confused.

(chrysalis)  actually now that I have a good look at you you’re not exactly pony either now are you.  She said looking at my hands.

(troll)  if you’re not a pony and what are you?

(chrysalis)  I am a changeling.  My name is chrysalis queen of all changelings.  How could you not know who I am?

(troll)  well I am kind of knew here.  Sometimes things just get past me.

(chrysalis)  big strong and dumb you’ll make a perfect slave.

(troll)  slave?  Who the FUCK are you calling a slave?

(chrysalis)  watch your tone with me……  Wait how did you even do that?

(troll)  do what I asked?

(chrysalis)  how can you take offense to what I say……  It would appear my spell did not take full hold of your mind.  Let me try again.  As she said this her horn flashed in another Karen Hayes went over my eyes.  Now than how to test it?...  Kiss the floor she ordered.

(troll)  no.  Why would I do that?  I really wasn’t connecting the dots yet.  Maybe I was tired.

(chrysalis)  great it seems I’ll have to try some other spell.  She then tried a series of spells on my mind.  Kiss the floor she ordered after each spell but still I can refuse.

(troll)  how long are you going to keep this up?  I said steering of the pony.  As she continued her attempts at controlling me I went ahead and examined her more closely.  This I should not have done.  Remember when I first woke up and I started describing every pony in greater detail.  Well as it turns out now that I’m half pony let’s just say they’re not looking so bad.  As I tried to make sense of the bug pony I could feel the usual feelings that I tried to fight down well up inside me.  As these feelings came to be she glanced up in shock.

(chrysalis)  O hello.  Maybe I don’t need to control your mind.  Say could you please make me up a bed down here that I could sleep on?  She asked

(troll)  sure thing weird bug pony.  Now I know what you’re thinking she just tried to brain wash you and you’re making her up bed?  Well I’m no dumb ass the second I was out of her site I scribbled down everything that happened that day on a piece of paper inflicted into the fireplace.  The princess show me how to do this.  Walking back downstairs with the bed I found she did not fit in it.  She is quite a bit larger than me.  Don’t worry I’ll go get more… be right back.

As I walked back upstairs to grab more beds a letter was waiting for me on the floor.  It explained that she was evil and all the events that took place involving her.  Well now that will do it all.  I will kill that bitch I said to myself.  However as I reach for my sword I realize what value someone evil on our team could bring.  I remember that no pony could throw the switch except for me cadence and shining there was no way that was enough.  I’ll bet that evil pony downstairs could really help us.

Walking back downstairs I plopped two more beds down making one big bed.  While the old bed was won by two blocks this was two by three blocks.  I wonder why didn’t think of that before I thought to myself.  Oh well I suppose no matter how big that bed was I’d still take up the same amount of space.  Walking over to chrysalis I then picked her up and talked are into the bed.  Are you comfortable?  I asked

(chrysalis)  yes I must say your hospitality will be rewarded.

(troll)  don’t become so fond of me just yet I have some bad news and some good news.

(chrysalis)  what she asked looking up at me shocked?

(troll)  well for one I’m not an idiot I can clearly see that you’re up to something so I sent a letter to the princess describing you.  You’re chrysalis queen of the changeling’s.  As I said this she starred in that bed as if trying to move an escape.  Hold up don’t move your far too weak and don’t worry there is some good news.  I’ve decided rather than just killing you were turning you into the princess it would be better to make you do community service.

(chrysalis)  community service?  You’re kidding me right?

(troll)  no I’m not kidding you.  As punishment for being a well……..  For lack of a better term in maniacal bitch I sentence you to community service.  You’re going to help me and the elements of harmony say this world from almost certain destruction.

(chrysalis)  save the world?  This world doesn’t need saving dose it?  She seemed to be confused I guess word hasn’t totally made it around the Grapevine about what all is happening.

I then sat down and explained her who I was and where I was from and everything that was happening.  So you see my queen if you’re willing to become a good guy and help us stop herobrine we’ll erase all your bad deeds from history and consider you a friend rather than enemy.

(chrysalis)  and what if I say no?  What if I still want to be evil?  She asked trying to test the limits of my patients.

(troll)  well queen one if you try to escape and we do beat herobrine I’ll come back and I’ll find you.  Believe me I won’t be as hospitable then.  Two if you escape and we don’t kill herobrine you’ll just die anyway.  So it’s either take the deal or be killed.  Personally I would take the deal.

(chrysalis)  find I’ll be a good guy.  But don’t expect me to like it and don’t expect me to stay good when this is all over.  She said in huff.

(troll)  good I said then I’ll tell the princess everything has been taking care of.  We can talk about the details of everything tomorrow with every pony.  You and me will be spend a day with pinky pie tomorrow.  Be on your best behavior no evil plots to take over pony vill I said jokingly.  Now than which you like something to eat?

(chrysalis)  what?

(troll)  I said would you like something to eat it seem like a pretty easy question to me.  I said flatly.

(chrysalis)  no not what is and what was the question.  Why are you being nice to me if you know I’m evil and you know I hurt ponies?

(troll)  because for the time being you’ve agreed to be the good guy.  So I’m going to treat you like a good pony.  When you’re evil again I’ll treat you as such but until then I’m your humble servant my queen.

(chrysalis)  oh   I really don’t know what to say to that.  But yes I am hungry.  But I don’t know how you’re going to feed me food will not be enough.

(troll)  O yes it said something about you feed off of pony’s emotions in the letter how exactly does that work?  I asked  it really didn’t seem possible to me that emotion could sustain living creature but nothing about this world makes sense to me so I might as well go with it.

(chrysalis)  I feed off of their love and desire so if you can start….  You know loving me that would be great.

(troll)  um…  Not to be rude but how the FUCK am I going to love you?  I’ve only just met you.

(chrysalis)  while I like romance the taste of lust is just a good…  So just think of a few dirty thoughts.

(troll)  hold the phone bug pony.  I’m not into pony’s and furthermore wouldn’t it be weird for you to be in the room on thinking about you that way.

(chrysalis)  when you feed off of pony’s emotions you get used to it.  No one can help what they think.  Frankly I find it quite flattering when some pony once to give me a good bucking.  So go on think to your heart’s content I don’t mind one bit.

(troll)  good but there still one problem I don’t like ponys!  I shouted to her.

(chrysalis)  yes you do.  Maybe you’re still denying it to yourself that I know for a fact you’ve had quite a few dirty thoughts in your mind.  Just make sure to put me in them.  I grew baffled at her statement and tried to insist that I did not like ponys.  Calm down its not that big a deal if you like ponys.  Even I like ponys and I’m a changeling.  You think I haven’t saw a pony I thought was cute and took him home with me to be my next slave?

(troll)  I don’t like ponys why won’t you believe me?  Besides why would I like ponys I’m a human.  As I said this sentence

I realized I was only half human that’s why I was steering at twilight before and that’s why I keep looking at all the ponies so funny.  My pony half was being drawn to them.

(chrysalis)  it would appear you’ve just had some inner breakthrough.  Can you please have it later in just think of something?  I’m kind of hungry.

I was going to respond but I really couldn’t think of anything to say I was speechless.  So I just walked away upstairs.  Scribbling down onto a piece of paper that everything was OK I then tossed it into the fire.  You know it’s weird everything I write is still square and pixilated.  I then received a letter confirming that we would all meet in the morning to talk about the arrangement.  The princess did not seem too enthusiastic about my plan.  Putting the letter away I then grabbed some melon bread and other things I knew ponys eat.  Taken down two chrysalis I built a table next to the bed and placed them on it.

(chrysalis)  how did you build that tables like that?

(troll)  I’ll explain it to you tomorrow.

Chrysalis looked unsure of the square food but eventually she grab something and eat it.

(chrysalis)  mmmmmmm  this is good.  When we kill this herobrine person.  And I do manage to turn into a slave which I will.  You’re going to cook all my meals from then on.

(troll)  you seems so certain that you can turn me into a slave.  How exactly is that done?

(chrysalis)  well their many ways.  The first is to just cast a spell on you to force you to fall in love.  The second is to take the shape of someone that you love and when you grow so weak he could no longer fight it I could then just go ahead and turned back into a changeling and you wouldn’t even know the difference.  The third and by far the hardest is just make you fall in love with the changeling that is me.  Eventually you turn into a slave.

(troll)  why does everything have to end into slavery can’t you just let them be free from your control?  I asked someone disgusted by her.

(chrysalis)  no we can’t help feeding off of the love that throw in our way.  Eventually it makes them week and eventually they will belt before us even if we don’t want them to.  That’s why changeling’s are always thought as evil.  It’s not our fault.  You know many changeling’s don’t like being evil they are honest and good on the inside.  Of course they don’t need ponys very often and they try and limit their slaves to only one or they move from pony to pony never feeding off one long enough to turn them into a slave.

(troll)  if you’re not all evil the why are you?

(chrysalis)  it’s just easier to be evil.  Because all relationships and so one sided many ponies think we forced it on them even if the love started out as an honest the quality.  You know it’s kind of sad I’ve seen many changeling’s that honestly love their slaves and would never do anything to harm them.  I’ve even known changeling’s to try and live in pony village like this but when some pony falls in love with them and is eventually brought to their knees in worship every pony is discussed in the two are driven from the town or worse driven apart in the slave commits suicide.  That’s why it’s just better being evil it hurts less.

I really didn’t know how to respond to that.  Good or evil… kind or meen… criminal or law abiding these should be choices they should never be forced on anyone.

(troll)  well tell me are you evil because you’re evil or are you evil because you have to be…  Because it won’t hurt when ponies turn on you?

(chrysalis)  honestly even I don’t know the answer to that one.  You know I have fallen in love with ponies before.  I ended up outliving the mall of course so now I only have their memories but I did love them.  No pony can say I didn’t no matter how evil I may be.

(troll)  well I’ll make sure every pony noticed your good for right now and will treat us such a pinky pie promise.

(chrysalis)  what is the pinky pie promise?

(troll)  trust me it’s something you can’t break.  I then preceded in performing the pinky pie promise.  Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.

Chrysalis then finished her meal.  When she was done with the last slice of watermelon she looked at me as if expecting something.

(troll)  what are you still hungry?

(chrysalis)  yes but not for food come on just let your mind wander already.

(troll)  I’m sorry I just can’t it’s too weird for me right now can you hold on until I can find some pony who can?

(chrysalis)  no I refuse to hold on any longer I thought those giant metal monsters and it really sapped my energy.  Either you feed me now or take me somewhere I can feed.  I really can’t think of anywhere I could take her.  It was getting late and I was getting tired I didn’t want to spend all night explaining to every pony my decision just to get her a bite to eat.

(troll)  fine I will like you feed off me but I don’t really know where to start.

(chrysalis)  well I’d never been one to be around the bush lean in and I’ll give you something to think about.  After I do this just bring a bed down here in sleep next to me.  I’ll feed off of your fantasy or confused thoughts where of you decide to have.

(troll)  you’re going to give me something to think about?  No way I know which are doing.  When I lean in your going to kiss me or something and I’ll spend the rest of the night thinking about it.

(chrysalis)  yes that was the plan so come on pucker up I’m very hungry.

(troll)  fine but no tongue.  I said trying to keep what little of my mind I had left.

(chrysalis)  no we’re not doing a peck.  We’re doing a smooch big and slimy.  As she said this she leaped off of the bed and wrapped her mouth around mine.  As for tongue force itself down my throat in I think she heaved a big load of her slime into my windpipe my thoughts turn to the horrible incident at pone’s first house.  Of course it wasn’t enough that my conscious mine hated the kiss my subconscious mine absolutely loved it.  The slime tasted sweet like sugar.  I tried to pull away but somehow she had wormed those damn fangs into my mouth pulling out now would result in quite a bit of blood loss.  But eventually she did let me go.

(troll)  we are never doing that again!  In fact we’re never going to talk about that again!  Sure enough despite my conscious mines want to erase the memory my subconscious mind wouldn’t let me think of anything else

Notch damn it I thought myself it was bad enough things are getting weird with ponies.  Now their bug ponies what could possibly be next?  I’d better not think about it don’t want to tempt fate.  When I got my bed and placed in the room I worked up the courage to turn off the lights.

(chrysalis)  good night Mr. Bridge…  Make sure you dream about me.

(troll)  yeah yeah good night to you too.

end of chapter nine