The Pill for the Pegasus

Rainbow Dash was doubled over in pain. She felt like her stomach was performing flips inside her body. The night was going so well up to this moment. She thought that she still had a few more hours left. Twilight had just revealed the dessert, a lovely flan dish that she had meticulously prepared throughout the evening. Twilight quickly ran over to her friend.

"What's wrong?" Twilight asked in a panic. The only answer she received was a loud gurgling from Rainbow's stomach and pained moans.

Twilight quickly trotted back to the kitchen tucked in the back of her room at the Ponyville Inn. After the destruction of her Golden Oaks Library, Twilight couldn't sleep in her new castle. She started reading off the ingredients in the recipe. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary and Rainbow Dash assured her that she had tried bovine milk before tonight. Twilight furrowed her brow. "That stupid pegasus," she muttered to herself.

The Princess slowly walked back out to the dining area. Dash was sprawled out on her back, still moaning in pain. Twilight recoiled when she smelled a foul wind in the air. She made sure to only breathe out of her mouth as she moved closer to Rainbow. Twilight rolled her eyes at the sight of it all.

Rainbow had actually made herself look nice for the evening. Her mane was brushed, her eye shadow was a bit darker, and she had definitely made sure that her eye lashes were presentable. It was their first official date afterall. A rather odd series of events took place and Twilight still wondered how she ever agreed to date one of her best friends. She wasn't previously attracted to mares, and she was uncertain if she was even attracted to Rainbow especially now with her in her current state.

Dash was in the same frame of mind. Equestria was very open sexually and while she didn't initially have an attraction to one of her best friends, she wasn't closed off to the proposition. But all of this was before she lied about drinking bovine milk before. She had never felt this kind of pain before. Her bowels felt like they were on fire. She knew she had to relieve some pressure, but couldn't do it with Twilight hovering above her.

"You lied about the milk, didn't you?" Twilight asked in an accusatory tone.

A pained, "Uh-huh," was Dash's reply.

"Rainbow, I thought you were going to take this seriously. It doesn't make sense that you would lie about something so stupid," Twilight's voice was more disappointed than angry.

Dash shook in pain and spoke, "Sorry. But you seemed so excited about tonight's dinner and it looked like you slaved over this amazing meal all day. I didn't want it to go to waste. And I'm awesome. How was I supposed to know that a glass of milk could do this to me?" It took her almost three whole minutes to mutter those few sentences.

"Ugh. It smells awful in here," Twilight accidentally said aloud.

"Sorry," said a very embarrassed Rainbow Dash.

"It's okay. Your heart was in the right place. I just hoped that you could have tried my-OH NO! My flan!" Twilight rushed off and quickly slammed a glass casing on top of the dessert.

Rainbow rotated slowly on the floor so she can see what Twilight was doing.

"Twilight?"

"I wanted the flan to breathe a bit before we ate it, but I definitely didn't want to let it breathe...THAT!" Twilight answered.

Rainbow Dash blushed with embarrassment and lifted her front hooves to cover her face, "This night is ruined."

Twilight quickly looked around her room, "Maybe I have something that can help your lactose intolerance?"

Rainbow Dash again blushed with embarrassment. She looked over at her saddlebag. She knew there was something in the bag that could help her, but she was mortified as to what Twilight would think. Another sharp pain in her abdomen caused her to yelp in pain and unwillingly release some pressure. She sighed. She couldn't fly in this condition and she definitely didn't want to spend this first night together doubled over in pain on Twilight's dining room floor, making a flan taste terrible.

"Twilight... I... I have something in my saddle bag," Rainbow moaned.

Twilight growls in frustration as she walks back into the dining room, "Why didn't you tell me soo-Oh wow it smells awful in here. Uh...Sorry. I know you are already embarrassed enough as it is, but wow. Put a cork in it." She fanned her hoof in front of her face as she trotted past Rainbow. She tried to make light of the situation, "Keep that up and I will start calling you the Smelliest Pegasus in Equestria."

Rainbow Dash laughed a bit through her gritted teeth. Her laughter shook her gut a little too much and a high pitched squeak puffed out from her behind. The room again filled with her retched air. She wagged her tail to fan the smell away from her. "Make me laugh again and I will make sure I fan it your way next time," Rainbow jokingly threatened her friend.

Twilight was busy digging through her friend's saddle bag. She sat down in frustration and used her magic to levitate everything out of her bag. Most of what she kept in her bag wasn't really anything to keep note. The first object to catch Twilight's eye was the first Daring Do book she gave to Rainbow. It had definitely seen better days. The spine was worn out and several pages were folded. It was obvious that Rainbow had read the book dozens of times. Two Wonderbolt pins were in her bag. Some tattered parchment. A broken quill. Sexual lubricant.

Twilight shot a look over at Rainbow Dash.

"What? A mare can't be too prepared," Rainbow said while she rolled over so that she couldn't watch Twilight go through her bag. She covered her muzzle in extreme embarrassment again.

Rainbow heard an excited gasp and a quick stomping of hooves as Twilight ran to the kitchen. Rainbow heard Twilight turn on the tap and pour a flagon of water. Rainbow closed her eyes and wondered how she was going to talk her friend into doing what she needed to do for her. Soon enough she heard Twilight's hooffalls get close to her head. She opened her eyes and sure enough Twilight was standing over her again.

"Okay. Well, I think I found it. No thanks to you," Twilight stated in a soft tone with a smile on her face as she placed the flagon of water and a large pill in front of Rainbow.

Rainbow Dash grabbed the water and quickly drank the whole flagon in a few quick gulps.

"Wait! Rainbow! You were supposed to use that to take your pill," Twilight protested.

Twilight looked down at her friend, who's face was now a beet red. Her friend muttered something.

"What was that?" Twilight asked.

Rainbow muttered again.

"I can't hear you..."

Rainbow rolled away from Twilight, "It's a suppository."

Twilight's mouth hung wide open until a loud bellow of gas erupted from her friend's butt. In response Twilight promptly closed her mouth until questions started to pour into her mind.

"That doesn't make any sense. They don't make any pills like that for adults because we are unable to insert them ourselves. Did it come with some sort of device that you could use to get it inside?" Twilight asked. She was hoping that her friend wasn't going to suggest what she thought she was going to suggest.

Rainbow was now able to communicate a bit better after the few expulsions of gas, but she felt a lot more was on its way. She eventually answered Twilight's inquiry, "Yeah, It came with something that looks like a back scratcher, but I never used that."

"Used? So you have taken one of these pills before?" Twilight asked.

"Ten," was Rainbow's answer.

"TEN?! And not once did you use the device that came with them?" Twilight was genuinely confused.

Rainbow rolled onto her back and looked straight up. Her complexion was still reddened with embarrassment, "Well...I have the Stallion 540 at home. I...use that. I put a pill on the tip-"

Twilight giggled, "You can't be serious."

Rainbow turned her head over to look at her friend, "Oh I am serious. I lather it up with lubricant and I stand over it and...slowly...sit...down."

Twilight was unable to keep a straight face. She started laughing hard.

The pegasus purposefully pushed a loud blast of hot air out of her anus and used her tail to fan the smell in Twilight's direction, "Don't laugh at me when I am armed."

Twilight quickly spread her wings and fanned the stench back to Rainbow who was too busy laughing to notice.

"Stop being nasty, Rainbow," Twilight folded her wings back to her side, "I was actually kind of interested in how you administered your medicine..." It was now Twilight's turn to feel embarrassed.

"Really?" Rainbow's wings shot straight out to her sides with a audible, "pomf."

The princess sighed, "Could you please tell me more? I thought that model was too big for anal insertion."

"What?! You know about the different models?" gasped Rainbow.

"Of course. I am a mare just like you. I have needs as well. Though I never had the courage to ever purchase one. I mean, what if somepony saw me?!" Twilight quietly replied. Shocked that she could ever say such words to a friend.

Rainbow Dash thought for a moment, "Please let me tell the story with no interruptions or else I will lose my train of thought."

The alicorn nodded her head slowly and sat down next to her friend.

The pegasus quietly released a very airy expulsion of gas and fanned it away from them both, "Sorry. I don't want my butt to interrupt the story either. If I tell you about this, you promise to administer the medicine...right?"

Twilight smiled but still felt a bit disgusted by the proposition, "If I like what I hear...I can use my magic. Yes."

Rainbow Dash thought for a bit, "Remember the last time Flim and Flam stopped by? The time they had the miracle tonic?"

Twilight nodded.

"Well, that wasn't the only thing they were selling."

Twilight frowned.

"I know, I know. Never trust a snake oil salespony, especially those two. But I heard that Applejack had endorsed their new cure all elixir and I had massive gas pains due to trying out some veggie tacos from a roadside vendor. I thought that I could spend a few bits and get some relief. I couldn't just fly up in the clouds and let it rip for an hour like normal, I had to be somewhere. Well I went to Flim and Flam for help. Now that I think about it, Flam was really into me being gassy. He was asking me a bunch of questions about my gas. I didn't think much about it, but now, I think he is one of those ponies who is turned on by that sort of thing."

"Gross," said Twilight.

Rainbow shrugged, "Heh, I have sat on a face or two and made them smell the rainbow factory. I gotta admit. A stallion who is into that really goes down hard on you after you let one or twenty fly in his face."

Twilight knew she shouldn't be so shocked that her friend was so sexually advantageous, but knowing that she had done something so gross to a stallion was still a shock.

Rainbow laughed and continued, "It gives you a real sense of empowerment having a stallion's face lodged in your backside. Nowhere to run as you lean forward so he can see what is about to happen. Then you release a decent sized fart and immediately sit back down on his muzzle so you know your fart is the only thing he can breathe. You sit there and watch as he starts to kick and thrash under you. I loved to lean forward again so they would instinctively start gulping down large quantities of air, just so I can release another fart to gulp down and I would sit right back and relax as they flail around beneath me. What do I care? They said they wanted to try it. Heh. Didn't seem like any of them ever wanted to try it again. It's not really my kink, but it is fun to humiliate a stallion every once in awhile."

She moaned a bit as the gas inside her started to build again, "So yeah Flam was asking me a lot about what my body was doing. They then told me that they could sell me a vial of elixir for only a few bits or they could sell me a single pill that would give me thirty days of gas relief for only twenty bits. I didn't want to pass up that offer. I could eat whatever I want and not have to worry about the gassy consequences?! Sign me up! They sold me a year's supply of the stuff right then and there. I had to race up to my house to get enough bits to cover it all."

Twilight still couldn't get over what Rainbow had just told her. She couldn't think of a single time Rainbow had ever passed wind near her once before today and here she was talking about doing it right on some random stallion's face. She giggled quietly as she thought about how the smell must have stained the fur on that stallion's muzzle.

Rainbow smiled when she noticed that Twilight was actually having fun listening to her talk about her gross stories and she continued, "So I quickly raced up to my home. I needed to get this pill in me so I could be only five minutes late to the aqua-aerobics event. I slammed the door behind me and ran up to my room. I opened the tray and took the pill into my hoof. I put the pill onto the tip of the cane-looking thing, but I saw the toy out of the corner of my eye. I briefly thought about putting the pill on the tip of the toy and the thought instantly made me wet. I took the pill off the cane and tossed the cane away. I grabbed my lube and covered it, tip to balls. I had tried to sit on the Stallion 540 before, but like you said, it isn't built for anal insertion. Well, I was too turned on to be dissuaded this time. I pushed the lubed up dildo into the middle of my room and placed the pill right on the tip. I was so nervous, my knees were shaking as I stood above the dildo. I slowly bent my knees until I felt the pill touch my hole."

She gulped as she played that afternoon's events in her head, "I sat down even slower. I thought my butthole was much too small for the head. But my hole slowly spread open, welcoming in the pill and after a few pain filled moments, welcomed the head of the dildo. I stood there for a moment, thinking about what I had achieved and I carefully slid down a bit lower, feeling the cock spread me open on the inside. But it could only go so deep. At that point, I just slowly lowered and raised my self onto the fat dildo until I accidentally rose too high and it came out with a loud pop. The pill was locked behind my butthole, I could feel it inside me. I was too aroused by the thought of being able to fit the dildo in my tiniest of holes so I used the dildo to stimulate the inside of my marehood. I couldn't tell you how many times I came that afternoon. It was just a day of passion for me. I never did make it to that aqua-aerobics event."

Twilight sat there in silence for a few more moments. Her own marehood was moist about the thought of Rainbow's day of passion. A lot of her wished that she could have witnessed that event. Rainbow slowly stood up on her hooves, but moaned in pain as her stomach felt like it did another front flip. A huge amount of pressure was pushing at her anus, but she kept it clenched tight. It was a losing battle though. She knew she wasn't going to hold her gas in for much longer.

The sound of Twilight's levitation spell broke the silence. Rainbow looked back at her friend with disbelief in her eyes when she noticed the pill floating in the air behind her. "I-what?! You are actually going to do it?" Her heart leapt into her throat. But her conscience started to win over her arousal. Part of Rainbow wanted to tell Twilight what was in the pill. What she had discovered long ago. But she couldn't. Her goal was to get this pill in her so she can get her relief and they can continue their night with no more interruptions and try to salvage what she could. She knew that if Twilight found out what was contained in the pill, what ingredient was able to settle a the turbulent stomach of a pegasus, the night would be forever ruined. Forget trying to have a romance with Twilight, this could be something that could end their friendship.

Twilight sighed. She also had the same goal in mind. The sooner her friend felt better, the sooner they could salvage this evening.

"You know, this is more of a third year of a relationship kind of request? You know. Living together. Leaving the bathroom door open kind of relationship," Twilight hesitated.

"Good thing we have known each other for over three years then, right?" Rainbow's stomach lurched again. Her anus pulsated as she tried to hold in her disgusting wind, she quickly turned her whole body to make sure Twilight wouldn't see it.

"You know that isn't what I mean. If I do this...you will owe me, big time," warned Twilight.

Rainbow could feel a small bit of gas make a break for it, but she quickly clenched before more could leak out. She sighed as she felt the gas subside a bit within her colon and then responded, "I get it. I am asking for a huge, disgusting favor. I owe you big time. I couldn't agree more. But may I please tell you about the severity of the situation?"

Twilight's ears perked up, "What are you talking about?"

"Well, like I said earlier, these things are good for thirty days. Today is the twenty-ninth day since I took the last one. I thought I had several more hours to go until I needed to take another one, but I guess the medicine doesn't work well on its last day and that milk tore up my insides. You don't have to mark your calendar or count to thirty. When the last day comes, your body will let you know that it has been completely digested. The medicine must just keep your gas in your stomach because once it is fully digested, you release the longest and loudest fart that you could have ever produced naturally. My ears were actually ringing after the first time. It's just a gargantuan trumpet to let you know it is time to insert another one," Rainbow Dash explained.

"No, it wouldn't keep your gas in your stomach because you would be feeling gas pains all month. I think the proces-wait. Are you telling me what I think you are telling me?" Twilight asked, fearing the answer.

Rainbow nodded, "Yeah, that's why I really suggest that we get that thing inside me as soon as equinely possibly."

"This is just so hard to swallow," Twilight muttered.

"That's why it's a suppository," Rainbow could barely say before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

Twilight rolled her eyes and gave Rainbow a feigned look of frustration as she was trying to hold back her own laughter, "Well, turn around, let's get this over with."

Rainbow jumped with excitement. She couldn't believe that she had talked her friend into doing something so nasty for her. Though Twilight didn't know the half of it. Rainbow happily spun one hundred and eighty degrees and lifted her tail in the air.

Twilight realized this was the first time she had ever really looked at her friend's backside for so long. She had risked glances every now and then. It was perfectly natural. She actually knew what all of her friend's privates looked like. She was fascinated with how different each one was and even had some sketches tucked away in her laboratory somewhere. But this was the first, real, first hoof experience with a friend and potential lover presenting herself to her. Twilight realized her mouth was dry and took a big gulp as she took a step closer. She noticed fine details on Rainbow's backside, but was distracted by Rainbow's exceedingly wet marehood glistening in the candlelight. She would have risked licking it if it weren't for Rainbow's pulsating anus reminding Twilight what she was doing.

A huge smile spread across Rainbow's muzzle.

The princess took another step towards Rainbow and watched in stunned silence as Rainbow showed her a large vulvar wink. She held the wink out for a few seconds and then pulled it back in. Twilight shivered hard as she replayed it over and over in her head.

"Why would you tease me like that?" Twilight asked in frustration.

"What? Did you like what you saw?" Rainbow winked again.

"To be honest...yes. I liked it a lot, but it is ruined by what I am holding in my levitation spell..." replied a grumpy Twilight. She looked over the packaging and noted the, "FOR PEGASUS USE ONLY!" warning. She opened the package which let out a short, high-pitched, whistle.

"Huh...vacuum sealed?" Twilight pondered.

Rainbow Dash tilted her head, "I dunno." Another large gurgle from Rainbow's abdomen brought Twilight back to the situation at hoof. She shook off her uneasiness with this situation, again determined to save this night."

Twilight grimaced as she hovered the pill over to Rainbow Dash's awaiting pucker. The cold pill lightly touched the sensitive skin on her anus and it recoiled a bit. Twilight forced the pill slightly harder against her friend's soft but supple ring and it opened slightly to welcome in the pill.

"Uh oh," muttered Rainbow Dash.

Her anus opened up larger than the pill itself and released a torrent of putrid gas. Twilight couldn't believe how loud it was, but she was right in the blast radius. She was quick to cover her muzzle with her hoof while keeping the pill firmly in place. She was amazed when she realized she could actually feel the wind of Rainbow's flatus blow softly against her fur even though she was standing about a meter away. The musty smell filled the room and while it was still very unpleasant it didn't smell nearly as bad as her lactose intolerant gas. The singular expulsion of foul wind lasted for several seconds before ending with a high pitched squeak.

Through slightly labored breathing, Rainbow gasped, "Excuse me."

Twilight moves quickly and punches Rainbow hard in her left buttcheek.

"Ow!" Rainbow shouted in pain.

"I am not one of your stallions that begs you to humiliate them. You will never expel flatulence like that in front of me ever again. Especially while aiming right at me!" Twilight shouted.

"It was just a fart," Rainbow quietly retorted.

Twilight glared at her as the pegasus returned a sheepish grin.

"Ugh. I can't stay mad at that muzzle for more than half a minute. Seriously though. Something like that shouldn't be equinely possible. I am certain that if I had you hooked up to a machine that collected all of that excretion of air, it might have had a volume of possibly 70 kilos." Twilight muttered, ashamed that she was genuinely impressed.

Rainbow wondered if that was a lot, but was to afraid to ask. It was one of the hurdles of dating a pony as smart as Twilight. She knew she was going to feel stupid a lot of the time, but hoped that Twilight was understanding.

Twilight sensed her friend's uneasiness and answered her inquisitive look as simply as possible, "The volume of that flatus was close to that of a full grown pony."

Rainbow's mood instantly changed from confused to accomplished. Without thinking, she asked, "Do you think there is an Equestria Record for that?"

Twilight rolled her eyes and laughed at her friend, "No. I don-do you hear that?"

For the past several moments since Rainbow's last expulsion of gas Twilight was hearing a high-pitched noise. She thought the cause was the suddenly loud noise Rainbow produced, but in moving her ears around the room she realized there was an actual source of the noise. She followed the noise with her eyes until she saw something she wasn't prepared to process mentally. The next noise she heard was her own screaming.