The Pill for the Pegasus

Twilight started screaming when she saw the source of the high pitched noise. She quickly moved the pill away from Rainbow Dash's butt and Rainbow quickly turned around to face her friend.

"Whoa whoa whoa, Twilight. It's okay. Everything is Oooookaaaay," Rainbow whispered to Twilight while moving towards her. She reached forward and pulled Twilight into an embrace and Twilight stopped screaming.

After several moments of standing there in silence, Twilight softly pushed Rainbow back. She had to tell her. She didn't know how her friend would respond, but she had to do the right thing and tell her what she just discovered about Rainbow's pill.

She took in a deep breath and looked deeply into Rainbow's eyes, "Your pill. The one you use to relieve your gas. It isn't a various string of complicated words most ponies can't pronounce with a multitude of active and inactive ingredients. There is only one ingredient."

Rainbow Dash had known for quite some time what was in the pills. She had accidentally broken one open during a vigorous ride on the Stallion 540. She was hoping that this one didn't break open because she didn't want Twilight to find out what was in the pills. She watched Twilight closely as the pill was brought between them. Rainbow's eyes focused on the pill. It actually looked like half the pill was melted away. Inside was a tiny, mosly hairless, creature cowering in the bottom half of the pill. She noticed that the creature was mostly clothed which was not always the case.

Twilight looked down at the creature and back at Rainbow. She quietly asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Rainbow actually didn't really know what it was, she just knew it felt fantastic to have one trapped in her colon, locked away from any hope of release behind her puffy anus. She shook her head slowly.

The princess sighed, "This creature is known as a homo-sapien or human. I lived with their kind very briefly. Remember the stories I told you?"

Dash thought back when Twilight went through the mirror and wondered if any of the people Twilight told her about were now gone forever because they were unlucky enough to be put in one of the pills. She couldn't lie to herself, she could feel her marehood moisten. She did love the absolute power of being able to shove a defenseless creature into her foulest of holes. The power had gone straight to her head and the mere thought that they were the same creatures that Twilight had known turned her on even more.

"These beings are almost as smart as ponies," Twilight continued.

Rainbow's vaginal lips became even wetter as she thought about how these tiny creatures not only were defenseless but also completely understood what was happening to them and were absolutely powerless to stop them. Twilight had also told her friends about how the homo-sapien culture was vehemently opposed to inter-species relationships which turned Dash on even more. She couldn't stop thinking about shoving that human in front of her into her butt and then getting Twilight to lick her extremely wet pussy, but she had to talk Twilight into doing it, which was going to be nearly impossible. She felt opportunity churn in her stomach as the milk stirred up more gas within her.

"Well, I accept that, but I bought a product and I think I should be able to use it..." Rainbow started.

Twilight gasped at her friend's statement and quickly replied, "This is a living creature!"

"So?! I-" Rainbow tried to continue.

"So?! SO?! Twilight couldn't believe what she just heard.

Rainbow quickly jumped in, "Look. I fly around a lot. I have swallowed a parasprite before. I have even swallowed a breezie on accident. Breezies are almost as smart as ponies right?"

Twilight didn't like to admit it so she spat out a, "Yes," and quickly followed up with a, "But if you swallowed a breezie, you were supposed to go to triage."

"I know, but I was busy directing the wind. Speaking of wind, you think milk gives me gas? I must be breezie intolerant," Rainbow half joked. In fact, that was a pretty painful night and digesting even such a small creature did cause her to pass gas for several hours.

"Well, everything you eat becomes nothing but gas," replied Twilight.

Pegasus digestion was a marvel, even in Equestria. Due to the need to never being weighted down, everything a pegasus pony consumed would be turned into helium gas. There was sort of a racist joke that still went around. How do you know a pegasus is in the room? Just wait a second and you will hear the whistle. Unicorn gas was more refined. Most of the time they were silent and would only ever smell if they were close to needing to defecate. For millennia unicorns have used this knowledge to fart whenever they wanted without anypony else being the wiser. Earth ponies on the other hoof were very vulgar with their flatulence. They never tried to hold it in and it always smelled awful. Some earth ponies would try to push it out as hard a possible to get the deepest and bassiest fart they could muster. It was almost like a game for them. And this was for the males and females alike. Some females, especially Applejack, could give full grown stallions a run for their money.

"Heh, butt gas," giggled Rainbow.

"This is not a laughing matter, Rainbow! You have been turning these humans into nothing but puffs of flatus. These are living creatures with lives and families. And you just blow them into non-existence!" Twilight was trying her hardest not to laugh. Ethically what Rainbow Dash was doing was wrong, but it was kind of funny she had to admit.

"I guess I view smaller forms of life differently than you, Twi..." Rainbow looked down and twisted her hoof on the ground.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked with genuine curiosity.

"Well, having a Griffon as a friend when you are young really opens your eyes to the possibility of eating non-vegetarian food," Rainbow was actually a little embarrassed by this. It was still a bit of a taboo for a pony to eat meat. Her stomach churned again. The milk was getting ready to release vengeance on her digestion, "Twi, time is of the essence. I need him inside me. That milk is still doing a number on me."

"I will not force this human into your foul colon!" the princess reinstated with authority in her voice but a wide smile on her face.

Twilight backed up and moved the human away from the pegasus. Rainbow lowered her front legs and head to the ground and raised her butt high in the air. She shook it left and right and then pounced at Twilight who was waiting for it. The unicorn used her magic to teleport herself to the other side of the room and Rainbow got nothing but teleportation residue.

Rainbow quickly spun around and found Twilight's new position in the room. Twilight stuck her tongue out at her.

"Oh it is on!" Rainbow charged towards Twilight and leapt into the air. Shockingly enough, Twilight did not teleport away this time and, instead, caught Rainbow Dash. They tumbled onto the ground and rolled around. They were playfully fighting to get on top of one another. After a few moments of back and forth, Twilight had Rainbow pinned on her back, straddling her abdomen.

Twilight whipped her mane back behind her head and looked down at Rainbow, "Looks like I finally got some of that Earth Pony strength working for me."

Rainbow smirked and released a slow, hot stream of wind out of her swollen pucker. The smell hit Twilight hard and she fell off of Rainbow, who quickly used this opportunity to roll Twilight onto her back and pinned her down with Twilight's face buried in her backside. Twilight squirmed underneath Rainbow's foul rump.

"Assaulting a Princess is a mandatory ten year stint in the Canterlot dungeons!" While her face was buried deep in Rainbow's nether regions, Twilight's muffled voice was very clear.

Rainbow giggled and replied, "Yeah, I sure have committed, ASS-sault. Possibly with a deadly weapon."

Twilight sighed underneath the pegasus' behind. Rainbow found herself being levitated off of Twilight's muzzle.

"Aww, I thought we were finally having some fun," she was really disappointed.

The princess slowly got to her hooves and then sat on her haunches. She lowered Rainbow softly on to the ground. The pegasus quickly trotted back over to her friend and sat down.

"What's wrong?" Rainbow asked Twilight.

She used her magic to levitate the man back between them and Twilight replied, "You joked that your butt is a deadly weapon. To him, that isn't a joke. Your butt will be the last thing he sees before his disgustingly absurd death."

Rainbow's clit throbbed against the hard floor. She opened her mouth to speak but Twilight spoke first.

"Could you please empathize with him? How would you feel if you were being shoved up a dragon's rump?"

Rainbow looked at the tiny human, still cowering in the remaining part of the pill. She looked into Twilight's eyes, "Why don't you empathize with the dragon? I think if a pony is dumb enough to be captured by a slow dragon, that dragon has every right to use that pony anyway it seems fit."

"So, if a dragon was shoving you up its-"

"Oh I would be pissed. And you are damn sure that I would be doing all I can to get out. But if I were the dragon? Oh yeah, that pony is definitely going in the backdoor. At least for a little bit. I don't think ponies work the same way these humans do," Rainbow quickly blurted out.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked, knowing full well that her friend acted like she had no idea what was in the pill.

Rainbow thought back to the first pill that broke open on the tip of her Stallion 540 and how she only hesitated for a second before sitting back down on him. Her clit throbbed against the floor again. She had completely forgotten that she feigned ignorance about humans in the pills, "Yeah, it takes about 20 minutes, but you can feel them crawling all the way up inside you until they end up into your stomach. I don't think a pony would be stupid enough to do the same thing."

"So you did know what was in the pills?!"

"I-uh-not the whole time!"

"When did you find out?"

Rainbow felt that the only way out of the lie was to tell the truth, "I found out when I tried to use the third pill."

"Thir-third?!" Twilight was, again, stunned, "You have knowingly shoved 8, almost 9, humans into your digestive tract?!"

Rainbow nodded.

Twilight looked at the human in the pill, "No wonder this isn't a big deal for you. It is just another month, another human to enjoy. Do you use your dildo to insert them all?"

"Mostly," Rainbow answered, but a devious smirk spread across her face, "But there was this one time that I kept throwing a human into the air and tried to catch her in my butt on her way down."

"Did-did you?" Twilight stuttered.

"Eventually. Though her bottom half was still stuck on the outside of my butthole so I had to sit down on a cloud to get her the rest of the way in," answered the pegasus with her mind drifting back to that moment. Rainbow's mind quickly snapped back to the present as she saw the human out of the corner of her eye. He was standing up, looking right at her with inquisitive eyes. She turned her head to look down at him. As small as he was, Rainbow noticed an almost microscopic bulge in the man's pants.

"Twilight?" Rainbow quietly tried to change the subject back to the matter at hoof.

Twilight followed Rainbow's gaze down to the tiny human, "Yes, Rainbow?"

"Can you use your magic to take off his clothes?"

Twilight thought it was an odd request but didn't see how it would hurt. She used her magic to slide down his pants and then his boxer briefs. He fought back against the magic, even though it was futile. It was hard to see, but Rainbow definitely recognized it. The human looked up and gasped at the massive eye looking at him and he quickly cupped his member in his hands.

"Twilight, this human is as hard as a stud on a sex parade. I think he understands us and I think he likes it," Rainbow theorized.

The princess smiled at her friend's pathetic attempt, "Rainbow. Humans do not speak equine and just because he is aroused, it doesn't mean he is looking forward to his potential final destination. I read a few sexual education books in their world and human males will get aroused for seemingly no reason. Sometimes in stressful situations they will get erect without any sexual stimuli. Watch. I will put him in mortal peril and after it is said and done, chances are that he will still be erect."

Curious, Rainbow closely watched her friend lift the human out of the pill and place him on her awaiting hoof. She shook her mane again as she lifted her hoof into the air and followed it with her muzzle. Once her outstretched hoof was positioned right above her face, Twilight opened her muzzle wide and slowly turned her hoof towards her gaping maw. The human looked off the edge of her hoof and down into certain death below. He started screaming as he ran up the slant of Twilight's hoof. To admit, she laughed as she watched his fleeting attempt to save himself. Soon enough, the human was completely dangling from Twilight's hoof. Hanging precariously above her open maw. The human slipped from the small fur he was holding onto and fell onto Twilight's awaiting tongue and she snapped her muzzle shut.

A large puddle of vaginal juices started to form under Rainbow as she watched her friend trap a human into her mouth. Twilight would open her mouth briefly to show her pushing the human side to side with her tongue and then shut it again. Every time her mouth opened, they could both hear his screams. Rainbow took her chance and open-mouth kissed Twilight. There was a brief moment of shock and then Twilight pushed her tongue into Rainbow's mouth, human and all. The pegasus didn't want to be too greedy so she snaked her tongue back into Twilight's mouth, taking the human back with it. They passionately moved the human back and forth during their extended kiss until Twilight finally pulled away. Rainbow opened her maw and a very warn out human was nearly passed out on the tip of her tongue.

Twilight levitated the human off of Rainbow's tongue, "See? He could have died during that and he is more erect than ever."

Rainbow stuck her tongue out and licked the tiny human, "I always forget how salty they can be. Also, he wasn't in any really danger unless one of us swallowed him."

"Even if that was true, he wouldn't know that," Twilight briefly explained.

The pegasus smiled as she chomped at the human and pulled slightly away from Twilight. The princess looked at Rainbow's mouth and could only see two arms protruding from her front teeth. Rainbow sucked the whole human into her mouth and started chomping on his body as if the human were gum. She smacked her mouth loudly as she chewed. Twilight was completely frozen in shock, but quickly came to her senses and put Rainbow's muzzle in stasis using her levitation spell. She pulled the human out of Rainbow's maw and marveled at the fact that he was still in one piece and, other than a few teeth marks, no worse for ware. Twilight released Rainbow's muzzle and she finished chomping with an audible snap as her teeth collided without a human to buffer.

"Ow. I could have chipped a tooth!" Rainbow pushed Twilight and then batted the human out of the air and hard to the ground, "These humans are nearly indestructible!" Rainbow stomped her hoof down on top of him right when he hit the ground. She put all of her weight on that hoof and twisted it against the floor. Grinding the human against the hard ground. Rainbow laughed, "Oh he is so fortunate that I went to the farrier earlier today." She lifted her hoof off the human and while he was definitely looking beat up, we was still in good health.

Twilight rose the human back between them and looked at him with wonder, "I have to wonder if pegasus stomach acid is the only thing that can hurt him."

Rainbow shrugged, "Seems so. Though you have first hoof experience how massive the fart can be when I finish digesting them." Her stomach gurgled loudly. She still had a lot of painful gas within her but she was trying to ignore it, "Ugh. Look, we can argue about this all night as I completely stink up the entire castle, or you let me use that human as he is intended so I can be relieved of this gas. I would like to fly up to a cloud and release this pressure but I can't fly right now."

"Even if you could fly, you would just go home and stick a different human on your toy and shove him up your ass," Twilight muttered.

"Bingo."

"So no matter what..."

"I am getting a human inside me."

Twilight looked down at the tiny human and sighed when she decided his fate.