Warning: This story includes TwiDash, cunnilingus, analingus, farting, micro male, anal vore, non-graphic digestion, and all around unacceptable acts. Do not read unless you find these things sexy or humorous. Don't throw stones in glass houses.

It was supposed to be a nice evening. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle's first date was going well before the pegasus found out that she was lactose intolerant. Luckily she has a pill in her saddlebag for just the occasion. But will Twilight Sparkle find out what is inside the pill, and if she does, will she still administer the pill for the pegasus?