Ponies: Full Magic Consequences

Mr Cake was baking a cake when suddenly, somepony shot his window. "FUCKING GUNSHOTS" he cried, as he stuffed a handful of pecans into the mouth of his wife, who crunched them seductively. Outside, he could see Twilight aimlessly

wandering, horn sizzling with magic. Pressure built up in his head as he tried to not think of Lyra. She was staring at

him, quivering, hooves on the window. She couldn't help but remember him and their time together during the summer sun

celebration. Suddenly, an incredibly large creature flew overhead: Princess Molestia. Angered at the destruction of her

rape castle and collection, she prepared her ultimate spell. An enraged Applejack bucked several of the burnt apple trees

sending pecans flying towards Molestia as she was casting. Mr Cake sprang into action, leaping into the air wielding his greatest baked creation. The brave and muscular Mr Cake tossed the thirteen-tiered wedding cake at the sexually deviant overlord, hoping to disrupt her concentration. John Freeman was there also and he beat a nigga after he stole her bike with a combine's arm he salvaged from a bin. Suddenly everyone was fucking, but Rarity resisted Molestia's orgy spell.

"How uncouth these ponies are!" said Rarity, slowly engaging her anti-human teleporter device to send Gordon Freeman back to the human world, but Lyra prevented the device from being used by pouncing on Rarity and quickly inserting the large hydraulics powered muffin into Rarity's marshmallow-colored handbag of delights. Lyra became angry because the humans disappeared despite her efforts. In revenge, she lustfully lunged at Rarity who stared in horror at the expression of orgasmic glee on Lyra's face as she became the sea pony, but crashed into deadpool's DeLorian which was full of Spetsnaz with

Pinkie riding shotgun. The DeLorian wasn't going 88 and and and and and and crashed into the Cake's secret prostitute farm, ruining a component of Molestia's Secret nerve machine, which is fueled by whores, hidden in the farm. The machine went haywire and removed all their nerves systematically from their very flesh, resulting in hundreds of orgasms.