Ponies: Full Magic Consequences

Suddenly an army of Glorious Winged Faggots stole the can opener to defeat the Princess. A firestorm of dildos soon followed, slaying many on both sides. Bill Cosby rises from the ashes in a spectacle of lights and plunges his sword into the firey chamber of a fine dwarven brew. Rainbow Dash returned in all her brilliant lesbo glory, wielding a hand-glove on both hooves invented and enchanted by Lyra, and began to smash Cosby until Bill shouts "ISHIGGITY DIGGIT."

Just then, hundreds of mighty ghetto zebras pounce on the cake residence, battle axes at the ready, but suddenly out of THE FUCKING CLOUDS a lightning bolt hits Mr Cake's throbbing penis, which expelled urine to a tazer-like effect, zapping all the niggers, much to Lyra's disdain, because she loved niggers abunch.

"Where will I put my delicious supple sweet filly flesh?" said Gordon Freeman, holding aloft his throbbing crowbar. Suddenly the biggest worm ever exploded out of Twilight's magical bag of poop and started eating everything, and then anally raped the humans. Jealous, Lyra grabbed a pair of strong wirecutters and ripped the worm apart. She then pounced lustfully on a crudely, sketchy drawn pentacle vagina summoning more humans to rape.

Pinkie Pie, who was rubbing nyquil in Dash's zombified nostrils, decided to explode into twelve albino niggers which in turn demanded benefits but Iggy Pop slew them. The sudden influx of humans caught Celestia's attention, who ordered her guards to rape them all. JUST THEN, Spike turned on Lyra with his green flames which penetrated her already sensitive puss causing a chain reaction akin to a powerful supernova, destroying everything in a 60 mile radius.

Eric Idle began to cry dragon tears.