Pony Fails

Seven girls sat at their usual table in the cafeteria at CHS on a Monday. Pinkie Pie was regaling her friends with the tale of her weekend date with her new boyfriend.

"—and so after we had hot dogs at that new hot dog place, we went back to his place and," Pinkie gave her friends a sly, half-lidded look. "We got a little frisky and decided to try anal sex."

Fluttershy squeaked. Rarity gasped dramatically. Twilight Sparkle blushed furiously. Applejack raised an eyebrow.

"Whoa," Rainbow Dash said, eyes wide.

A sudden lull fell over the table.

"So?" Sunset Shimmer prompted. "What happened?"

Pinkie Pie suddenly cast her eyes down and away, her cheeks flaming and a mild frown on her face. "I farted out his wiener..."