Pony Fails

"I have faggots stashed all over Equestria! In case of faggot emergencies."

"I have porn stashed all over Equestria! In case of porn emergencies."

"I have koalas stashed all over Equestria! In case of eucaplytus emergencies."

"I have bananas stashed all over Equestria! In case of potassium emergencies."

"I have diarrhea stashed all over Equestria! In case of diarrhea emergencies."

"I have lube stashed all over Equestria! In case of buttfuck emergencies."

"I have Belinda Carlisle stashed all over Equestria! In case of Belinda Carlisle emergencies."

"I have spaghetti stashed all over Equestria! In case of spaghetti emergencies."

"I have Seamus stashed all over Equestria! In case of Seamus emergencies."

"I have Oompa Loompas stashed all over Equestria! In case of Oompa Loompa emergencies."

"I have Fire Nation soldiers stashed all over Equestria! In case of Avatar emergencies."

"I have plutonium stashed all over Equestria! In case of flux capacitor emergencies."

"I have hyronalin stashed all over Equestria! In case of radiation emergencies."

"I have the Siege Perilous stashed all over Equestria! In case of alternate reality Spider-Man emergencies."

"I have fanfiction stashed all over Equestria! In case of fanfiction emergencies."

"I have buttholes stashed all over Equestria! In case of butthole emergencies."

"I have X stashed all over Equestria! In case of Sigma emergencies."

"I have mercury levers stashed all over Equestria! In case of mad bomber emergencies."

"I have Discord stashed all over Equestria! In case of chaos emergencies."

"I have cookies stashed all over Equestria! In case of Ladybug emergencies."

"I have Camembert stashed all over Equestria! In case of Chat Noir emergencies."

"I have leather jackets stashed all over Equestria! In case of Sunset Shimmer emergencies."

"I have doobies stashed all over Equestria! In case of Grateful Dead emergencies."

"I have shotguns stashed all over Equestria! In case of Starlight Glimmer emergencies."

"I have ranch dipping sauce stashed all over Equestria! In case of chicken wing emergencies."

"I have chicken wings stashed all over Equestria! In case of ranch dipping sauce emergencies."

"I have brains stashed all over Equestria! In case of zombie emergencies."

"I have cameraphones stashed all over Canterlot High! In case of pantyshot emergencies."

"I have virgins stashed all over Equestria! In case of sacrifice ritual emergencies."

"I have murder weapons stashed all over Equestria! In case of murder emergencies."

"I have popcorn stashed all over Equestria! In case of DIS GUN B GUD emergencies."

"I have toupees stashed all over Equestria! In case of Cranky Doodle Donkey emergencies."

"I have marshmallows stashed all over Equestria! In case of S'mores emergencies."

"I have myself stashed all over Equestria! In case of me emergencies."

"I have Indians stashed all over Equestria! In case of call center emergencies."

"I have suicide pills stashed all over Equestria! In case of Donald Trump emergencies."

"I have the baby stashed all over Equestria! In case of Crystalling emergencies."

"I have baseball bats stashed all over Equestria! In case of season six writer emergencies."

"I have gerbils stashed all over Equestria! In case of hungry snake emergencies."

"I have Kraft dinner stashed all over Equestria! In case of Canadian emergencies."

"I have Derpy stashed all over Equestria! In case of muffin emergencies."

"I have a big black dick stashed all over Equestria! In case of big black dick emergencies."

"I have crabs stashed all over Equestria! In case of FedEx emergencies."

"I have Cutie Mark Crusaders stashed all over Equestria! In case of Cutie Mark emergencies."

"I have mustaches stashed all over Equestria! In case of mustache emergencies."

"I have gimps stashed all over Equestria! In case of gimp emergencies."

"I have a nigga in a bowl of rice stashed all over Indochina! In case of Butch emergencies."

"I have self-destruct buttons stashed all over Equestria! In case of Inator emergencies."

"I have proton torpedos stashed all over Equestria! In case of Death Star emergencies."

"I have dead horses stashed all over Equestria! In case of dead horse emergencies."