Pony Fails

I can haz cheezbooger?

The lull of a quiet afternoon at Sugar Cube Corner was shattered by a loud, explosive sneeze from outside.

Pinkie Pie walked in wearing a thoroughly disgusted expression, her face covered in thick, goopy snot.

Mrs. Cake's ears wilted. "I'm...guessing Cheese Sandwich had to cancel your date."

"Ya think?"