Pony Fails

Twilight spotted Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich walking out of the Ponyville Savings & Loan & Buckboard Rental, chatting animatedly with huge smiles on their faces and leaning into each other. She smiled and trotted over to them.

"Hi Pinkie, hi Cheese!" she called. "What're you two up to?"

"Oh, hey Twilight!" Pinkie greeted. "Me and Cheesie just bought that empty lot over on Silver Spur Circle!"

"Wow, really?" Twilight asked. "What, are you building a party hall?"

Cheese laughed, a faint blush on his cheeks. "No, silly filly--err, Your Highness--"

"Just Twilight is fine," Twilight said with a smile.

"Right..." Cheese coughed. "We're building our own little love nest."

Twilight blinked. "Love nest?" She tilted her head. "You're...you're moving in together?"

"Yeah, I'm ready to settle down...some of the time," Cheese said. He nuzzled Pinkie. "This little filly's growin' on me."

Pinkie giggled. "Yeah. We're gonna build a bungalooooooooooooow."

Cheese grinned. "Bungalooooooooooooow," he repeated.

Pinkie laughed and snorted. "Bungalooooooooooooow!"

"Bungalooooooooooooow!" Cheese snickered.

"Bungalooooooooooooow!" Pinkie rolled around on the ground, laughing.

"Bungalooooooooooooow!" Cheese flopped over, doing a spastic dance on the ground.

"Bungalooooooooooooow!"

"Bungalooooooooooooow!"

Twilight shook her head and flew away, leaving the two crazy ponies laughing and twitching in the street, saying "Bungalooooooooooooow!" at each other.