Pony Fails

The Rainbooms sat in Rainbow Dash's living room, wearing their usual sleepwear, watching Inuyasha.

"Argh! Why do they keep saying 'defiled'?" Sunset screamed, throwing a handful of popcorn at the TV. "Seriously! There's like, at least a dozen different words they could use there that are better than 'defiled'!"

"I know, right?" Fluttershy asked. "Desecrated, tainted, corrupted..." She shook her head. "The WAY they keep using it, too!" She blushed furiously.

"Yeah, it's like the writers are totally sick creepy perverts or something!" Pinkie complained.

From the TV, Kagome's voice called, "Naraku is continuing to defile his shard!"

"It's a pity we don't have any alcohol," Rarity said. "We could take a shot every time they say 'defile'..."

"We'd all be drunk in like, two minutes..."

"It's no use! He's still defiling him!"

"I'm about two seconds from defiling her face," Rainbow said.

"Why are we even watchin' this?" Applejack asked. "It's been suckin' for years..."

"Yeah..."