Pony Fails

Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer sat across from their friends at the newly-christened "Table of Shame". Sunset shook her head. "Really, girls? Seriously?"

Pinkie gave her friends pitying looks. "I practically live in cloudcuckooland and even I manage to get my homework handed in!"

This semester, Canterlot High School instituted a policy whereby students must text their excuses for failing to hand in assignments to their teachers. During lunch, the most pathetic excuses for not handing in homework were posted on the notice board in the cafeteria for all to see.

These are some of the results:

Rainbow Dash:
my tortis ate my homeowrk

Applejack:
didnt do it, im dumb

Rarity:
My cat shredded my homework.

Fluttershy:
My rabbit hid my boobs.

"And what the HELL, Fluttershy?" Sunset demanded.

Fluttershy's face--what little could be seen of it--was beet red. "I...umm...typo. Really, really bad typo," she whispered, shrinking into herself.

Fluttershy spent the rest of the day running from people offering to help find her boobs.

Moral of the story: Always proofread your texts.