Me In Equestria!

by zeldafand

A Crusade and an Accidental meal

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It was the next morning; I got up, made some apple pancakes and drank some milk with it. Applebloom was still asleep, so I didn’t have to go to the clubhouse just yet. Then I saw Applejack come down and she greeted me with a smile saying, “Howdy there, Controller, sleep well?” I replied, “Yes, thank you. The guest bed was surprisingly very comfortable.”
“Well I’ll reckon y’all are heading out to the Cutie Mark crusaders’ clubhouse as soon as Applebloom wakes up. Am I right?”
“Spot on, Applejack!” I smiled and continued eating. Then the other ponies got up, it was Big Macintosh and Granny Smith. “Hey… where is Applebloom?” I said.
“Probably still sleeping in!” Applejack replied.
“Well, that gives me more time to finish breakfast, I made everypony some pancakes!”
“You’re darn tooting you did!”
“Yeah, I just decided that while I’m here I should make my marvelous hosts some breakfast. I guess it’s the smell that woke you up.”
“Well, Applebloom should probably get down here and eat before the pancakes get cold.”
“Sure thing, I’ll go wake her up!”
“Nah, I’ll do it Controller, you sit and eat.” Then Applejack went to the bottom of the stairway and shouted, “APPLEBLOOM, IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP!” Then Applebloom got up and came downstairs… boy was she tired. She was dragging her face on the floor like a snake, and she was going really slow, trying to budge herself an inch even though she didn’t have the energy just yet. She eventually made it to the table, slapped herself, and said, “Good morning everypony, how’re y’all doing?” We all replied, “We’re good Applebloom!” Then she looked at me and said, “So controller, ready to help us find our cutie marks?” I replied, “Yeah, but you might want to eat first little filly!” Then everypony chuckled.

Applejack brought the pancakes to the table so that everypony could have some without the hassle of getting up just to sit back down again. We all dug in, and clearly I was good at cooking, because I didn’t hear any complaints about my pancakes. I didn’t hear a compliment either. It must have been just right or somewhere around that point. But after Applebloom was done, it was time for some Cutie Mark Crusading! Yay…

Applebloom eagerly ran outside and I quickly followed when she told me, “Come with me!” And I did. We were running for a while, but during the run, I was able to further take in the sights of this magical land that I always dreamed of. It was beautiful; Clear blue skies, green grass and vegetation everywhere, fresh oxygen, and even beautiful Gemstones I saw along the way! Then we got to the clubhouse where Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle eagerly awaited our arrival.

When I saw them, I was overjoyed at the sight of the 3 Cutie Mark crusaders, still being cute and trying to get their cutie marks by force. I would tell them the sad truth, but it is better they don’t find out that they have to wait until the time is right. If they keep looking for their cutie marks, they’ll never find them! All I could do was laugh. Then Scootaloo said, “Hey Applebloom, who’s the new guy with the cutie mark?”
“That’s Controller Skies; he’s going to help us get our cutie marks!” Said Applebloom.
“But how?” Sweetie Belle asked.
“He will help us in doing more things that we couldn’t do without Adult pony supervision!”
“Awesome! Like what?”
“I don’t know, Applebloom?”
“Well... We could try skydiving!”
“NO! Too dangerous!”
“What did I just say about Controller Skies?”
“Oh, right… Okay!”
“Wait, you want to do what now?”
“Skydiving!”
“Um… okay, I’ll be there to catch you in case you don’t open your parachutes in time.”
“How will you catch us?”
“Magic dear little fillies… Magic!”
“Let’s do it y’all!”
“YEAH!”
Finally we were off to do some skydiving. The little Fillies got on the helicopter and were to dive onto a target below. I was standing near the target to catch them in case their parachutes either don’t work or they just forget to open it. I saw Scootaloo jump out first. As I looked closer, I saw Scootaloo trying to fly. I was worried at this and said, “SCOOTALOO, OPEN YOUR PARACHUTE NOW OR YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF!” But she didn’t respond, I assumed she couldn’t hear me because of the helicopter engine, the wind blowing on her, and the long distance. But I tried again, “SCOOTS, OPEN YOUR BUCKING PARACHUTE!” Then I think she heard me, because at the moment, she opened her parachute, but she was still trying to fly. All I could do was chuckle. Scootaloo slowly descended to the ground target and landed safe and sound. Then she asked me, “Did I do it? Did I get my Cutie mark?” I looked at her flank and slowly shook my head, “Sorry Scootaloo, it isn’t there.” Scootaloo just lowered her head in sadness and said, “Oh well, I hope my friends have better luck than me.”
Next was Applebloom, she just jumped out so eagerly and quickly. I saw her jump out, but then I saw her get scared. She was falling pretty quickly. She was faster than Scootaloo… I guess it was because Earth ponies are heavier than Pegasus ponies. But she didn’t fall TOO Quickly. However, I saw her pull the rope, but her parachute didn’t open! She was falling faster now, and I would have missed her if I didn’t rush closer and have her land on me. With a big thud, I was slammed to the ground and my spine cracked, “OH GOD That hurts!” I shouted. Applebloom saw me and said, “Oh, Controller? Thank you so much for rescuing me!”
“Anytime Applebloom, AGH! It hurts so much!” I shouted again. Luckily, using healing magic, I fixed my spine which apparently broke. I slowly got up in pain and saw Sweetie Belle Jump out next. I saw her falling to the ground at a slower speed then Earth ponies, but faster than Pegasus Ponies. So this taught me a little something about pony weight based on type. It made me wonder how fast I would fall. But there was no time for that as I saw Sweetie belle fell WITHOUT her parachute. I Started a levitation spell and just when she was about to hit the ground, I stopped her fall. Sweetie Belle opened her eyes crying and then she hugged me. I Cried a little as well and hugged her back saying, “Its okay, you’re safe now Sweetie Belle! Is everypony okay?” They all nodded and Scootaloo said, “Its okay, I’m used to falling, because I fall a lot.” I just laughed and said, “Well at least you’re all okay!” Then we all group hugged. Applebloom, being anxious, then asked, “What should we try next?” The others just shrugged, and so did I.
We weren’t exactly sure what to do, so we just sat there and thought for a while, pondering on what the hay to do next. Suddenly Scootaloo said something crazy, “Hey I know! Rainbow Dash is a pony eater right? Well maybe we could have her eat us!” Applebloom gasped, “Scootaloo, are you crazy!? If we get eaten, we can’t get out!”
“Yes we can! Controller Skies could teleport us out!” Then I stood there and shook my head, saying, “No, I can’t! Rainbow Dash’s stomach has a particularly strong Magic lock; I couldn’t teleport myself out let alone 3 fillies! Sorry!” Then Scootaloo pondered this issue and said, “I KNOW! You could eat us Controller!” I was shocked and said, “What? I couldn’t possible eat you! If I did, your sisters would kill me!”
“But you could let us out can’t you?”
“Well, yeah, but… What if I can’t?
“Sure you can! Rainbow Dash can do it! So can you!”
“Look kid, I can’t okay! I don’t know how, and I don’t really want to tr…” I was cut off my Scootaloo jumping into my mouth and pushing back toward my throat, I was so shocked at this that I swallowed her then started coughing. “Are you crazy Scootaloo!? Uh.. Scootaloo?” Then I saw Applebloom and Sweetie belle Staring at me, then I said, “Oh no, did I eat her!?” They just nodded their heads slowly. “Crap! I don’t know how to spit her out! What do I do?”
“Magic! Teleport her out!”
“I can’t! I don’t know how!”
“Yes you do! You are just still in shock!”
“Scootaloo, are you okay? SCOOTALOO!?”
When she didn’t answer me, I thought I may have accidentally digested her; I was worried and couldn’t focus on a teleportation spell. I then said, “Uh, somepony needs to check on her!” Then Applebloom jumped straight into my mouth, I swallowed with great stress and pain. “AGH! That is painful!” Then Sweetie Belle Jumped in, I didn’t want to swallow, but I did on instinct and reaction, and then both the fillies were descending down my esophagus. I was so scared! What if I just killed them! What do I do if their sisters find out!? All puzzling and worrying questions indeed! But then I heard Applebloom speak, she said, “Scootaloo is alright in here! And so are we!” I sighed in relief knowing that they were all still alive inside me. But I was still worried that I might digest them soon.
Within my belly, I could hear them conversing about things, I couldn’t hear exactly what, but they were talking. Then I heard them say “Second clubhouse” Or something. My belly was bulged and I had 3 fillies in my stomach, but I wasn’t too bulged, in fact, I still had room for more, and I could move around flawlessly. Then they asked me, “Hey controller, your belly is really nice! Can we maybe make this our second Clubhouse?” How could I say no? It felt good having them inside me, and I was able to control my acids somehow; and they didn’t burn the 3 fillies either. So I replied, “Sure thing little fillies, but under one condition!”
“What is it?” They asked.
“Don’t tell any of our sister’s about this little mishap, okay?”
“OKAY!” They all agreed and then I let them stay. Also, knowing shrinking magic, I was able to make them smaller, so my belly didn’t seem big. It was instead very normal looking, despite the 3 fillies within. I thought that this was going to be a disaster, but instead, the CMC Finally got a new clubhouse for a quick meeting! “How will I ever explain this to Twilight?” I asked, then I walked back to the library.


Author's Note

Here is another chapter for you to flame on! Go ahead!

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