Me In Equestria!

by zeldafand

A Lecture and Formal Attire

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After the surprise meal I had, I decided to give Twilight another visit just to surprise her. I walked up to her door and knocked, when she opened the door, she saw me standing there and smiling. Then I said, “Twilight, I ate the Cutie mark Crusaders!” Then I smiled more. Twilight nodded and replied, “MmmHmm, you sure did!” Then we both chuckled when she asked, “Is that all you came to tell me?”
“Well, no, I also thought I’d tell you, that if you are infatuated with me in any way, don’t be, you are supposed to be with Flash Sentry, not me.”
“What? What makes you think I… How did you know?”
“It was kind of obvious, being in this cartoony world, I could see your emotions quite clearly.”
“What? Our emotions are that plain in the cartoon world?”
“Yes, they are quite plain.”
“Oh dear.”

Then Twilight’s whole face turned red from embarrassment. You could tell she was very shocked and a little bit upset by what I told her. She liked me, but I have feelings for Rainbow Dash, not her. As much as I would like to date Twilight sparkle, I don’t want to get in the way of her and Flash Sentry. It is better this way. Twilight then said, “So that’s it? You just came here to upset me?”
“No, I came so that you could help me learn how to teleport other objects and not yourself. Can you help?”
“Sure, I guess.”

Then she let me in and we began studying more magic. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were still inside me, but I shrank them so that the extra weight wouldn’t be too obvious and so that they could have more room in their “Clubhouse”. Then Twilight said, “In order to successfully teleport another object without teleporting yourself as well, you need to picture that object in a different place. You close your eyes and focus.” I did exactly what she told me, and then I managed to teleport the broomstick to the other side of the room. After that, Spike came in from upstairs and I said, “Did you get enough sleep last night?” Spike scowled and replied, “Yes, quite well no thanks to you.” Then Twilight Intervened and said, “Stop fighting you two! Neither of you are replacing anypony! So stop complaining or I MIGHT replace you with somepony else!” That shut us up quite quickly. Then Spike said, “Sorry, I’ll go make some nachos to make up for it!” Then me and Twilight said in unison, “That would be nice.” Then we laughed at the fact that we both said the same thing at the same time.

Spike left to go make some nachos and me and Twilight were working on more magic. Twilight was still upset at me though, so after 3 lessons, she told me to leave. I didn’t go because I wanted some of Spikes nachos, and Twilight scolded me for doing so. I won’t bother to tell you what she said; it will probably bore you to tears because she lectured me for hours. All I did along the way was shaking my head, nodding, and eating some nachos and Spikes nachos were delicious too! After hours and hours of lecturing, she let me go, and I left saying, “Hallelujah, she’s done talking!” And after that, I was gone.

I decided to return the CMC to their respective families, so I went to Applejack’s and teleported Applebloom out of my stomach then returned her to her normal size. Then I went to Rarity’s house, and this was my chance to meet her, so I knocked on her door after teleporting Sweetie Belle out and returning HER to her normal size. Rarity opened the door and said, “Heavens darling! You have such style!” Then I realized what she said and replied, “I have what now?” Then Rarity said, “Style darling, you have style! Please, do come in!” Then I walked in. I am guessing the jewelry on me is what made me look so “Stylish”. I woke up with it on me when I first came to this world. The jewelry was golden with a green emerald in the center of each bracelet. And my armored boots were golden as well, not much else to say. But my mane did look pretty good on me, and so did my tail and horn and wings. It was at this moment, where I looked into Rarity’s mirror, whistled, and said, “I look good!” Then Rarity came downstairs and said, “Thank you for returning my sister, by the way. It really helps knowing that somepony is still looking after her when I am not there.” Then I simply replied with a smile and a slight giggle. Then when Rarity wasn’t looking, I w=quickly got Scootaloo out and returned her to her normal size, then I told her to go home, and she left with a smile on her face and said, “You remind me of Rainbow Dash!” Then she left.

Now it was just me, Sweetie Belle, and Rarity. Rarity came downstairs with a bunch of fabric and told me, “I am going to add you your beauty with these materials!” When I looked, I said, “You have a good taste in color sense Rarity.” Then she replied, “Thank you darling, I live for this kind of thing, and I do try my best to make you look fabulous! But you already look dazzling! I am simply adding to your well-put fashion.”
“Thanks Rarity! I am not much for fashion, but if it makes you happy, knock yourself out.”
“Thank you darling, I promise you that you will look even better when I’m through with you!”

All I could do was stand there and let her do her designing. And this whole time, I was wondering, “I wonder when I’ll actually meet Rainbow Dash!” Then Rarity said, “Darling, you look great, but the outfit isn’t done yet, it needs more.” Rarity then went and got more material for the suit that she was making for me; at least that is what I ASSUME she is making for me, she didn’t really specify. She sewed together the many shapes and colors of each material, adding a trim here and there to make it more evenly made. And after hours and hours, I was beginning to worry that she wasn’t anywhere near done! First I sat through a lecture, and now I am just standing here, as Rarity constantly measures me to see if she can make just the right fit. Finally, she told me, “Your outfit is finished!”

Now, I looked into the mirror and saw an amazing suit of sorts. It was mostly a darker cyan with green accents for the tips and edges. There were also yellow and white star designs on the right shoulder of the suit. It was like a midnight sky drenched in beautiful stars, shining in all the colors of the rainbow. It was a kind of style that fit with my green and brown coloration. But the yellow fit with my golden jewelry. I stared in the mirror and said to Rarity, “You are awesome! I can’t believe you took time out of your day just to make me a formal outfit to wear on like, dates and stuff. Thank you!” Rarity replied, “Anything for a handsome stallion like you!” I felt a little uncomfortable and said, “Um… Rarity? I don’t like you in that way.” She smiled and said, “Yes I know darling, I simply gave you this suit to catch the eye of any other lucky mares waiting to be found by you!”
“I already know who that is!”
“Really? Who is it Darling?”
“Rainbow Dash; the most beautiful and awesome Pegasus ever created in any cartoon ever!”

Rarity gasped and said, “You love Rainbow Dash? And here I thought she’d never get somepony interested in her!” Then I smiled, “Well, she does, and I will go tell her as soon as I get the courage to!” Rarity gave me a hopeful grin and said, “Well, then go ask her darling! But there is a large possibility that she will say no. She is just that kind of pony. Not interested in anypony.” And with that comment, I left to go visit the Pony of my dreams!

When I got to Cloudsdale, I slowly walked toward Rainbow Dash’s house, took a deep breath, and knocked on her door. I stood there, hoping with ever bone in my pony body that she would be there, I waited in agony and stress, sweating whatever I could right off of my body. Then I sprayed myself with some cologne and knocked again. The door opened.


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