Dead in civilization

"So, do you think you will be alright?" The evil demonic necromancer asked herself, her burning pale eyes seething evil and dark powers.

"Of course, I will be alright. Do you think me to be unreliable?" Dead snapped at her somewhat evil self. "You dragged me here... Why?" Dead stamped her hoof on the bone platform, causing it to shake violently.

"You need to calm down. You forget you hold more power in this realm." The evil necromancer chuckled. "You forget what you were once me. I am only here because you need somepony rationalize with. You dragged yourself down here. Don't accuse yourself of something you did.

"That makes no sense at all!" Dead laughed at the other necromancer. "Hmmp then tell me, why did I drag myself down here? Explain! EXPLAIN!

The demonic necromancer chuckled evilly and turned away. "Dead, you are in love. You are worried. You love Ditzy! The great at powerful Dead, smitten by a simple mailmare!" The necromancer laughed evilly a second time. "Dead do not kid yourself! Even the evil version of you that you created to talk to knows you two are perfect!" The necromancer turned around and glared Dead in eye, her eyes burning white.

"Please don't do that, I don't need any reminder of what I once was." Dead looked at the platform as it swayed. "Why are we here?"

"You control this realm, you tell me." Just as the necromancer finished the world changed to a rolling green field with a few houses in the background. "Ponyville? I suppose that would seem fitting."

"And to think you would have let this world burn, just because of a misunderstanding!" Dead chuckled as she poked the necromancer in the gut. "Now let practice kissing!" The necromancer riled back, while her face was not visible due to her robes, Dead could tell she was blushing.

"T-That is not suitable!" The necromancer stuttered as she backed up. "Dead! Control yourself."

"Oh... Your face! Even tough I couldn't see it. I could only imagine it!" Dead started rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. "No we don't have to kiss or do anything like that! What do you call it when you kiss yourself in a dream?"

The necromancer facehoofed. "Dead focus! Remember why you dragged yourself here and created me."

Dead slapped herself. "Right, yeah I need to focus. Thanks for that other Dead. Evil Dead, other Dead... I am here because, I am worried about the others and Ditzy. I am worried about hurting their feelings and I am worried about not being good to Ditzy. I have never been in love before! How will I be able to tell if I am doing the right thing?"

The necromancer laughed, not evilly. But normally. "Dead, you keep putting yourself down. I mean you may have been a bit slow with Rarity, and evil slower with Rainbow... And you even missed out on Big Mac!"

"Big Mac?" Dead questioned as she shot a confused look at the other Dead.

"Oh come on Dead! I could see it! You just didn't want to believe it! Well not at first. But admit it, when you went to the farm and they had already eaten and gone. Your heart nearly shattered."

A tear formed in Dead's eye and trailed down until it dropped onto the field and a flower grew and blossomed where it landed. "I was. I will not lie, if Ditzy had not show up I would have gone to Rarity and Rainbow and told them to give up."

The necromancer walked over and placed her hoof on Dead's back. "Look Dead, we both know that deep down you want to make everpony happy. But we both know you can't do that without breaking hearts."

"But why does it have to be the hearts of those I like and love? Why can't there be enough Dead to go around?" Dead said frustratingly. "Its not fair, why can't I make everypony happy? Why can't it work?" Dead stomped her hoof.

The necromancer removed the veil over her mouth and spoke bluntly. "Because Rarity wants a relationship, Rainbow wants constant sex which will take away the love from Rarity, Big Mac... I don't know... I would say relationship with a bit of tender loving. And Ditzy... You want to make her happy... You want to keep her safe..."

"I guess you are right..." Dead sat down and the necromancer took a seat next to her. "But I just..."

"I know Dead, I am you remember. I know what you feel. I just have a different... No, old view on things." The necromancer pulled Dead in close for a little mini hug. "Now Dead, I may be an old, long forgot fragment of you. But I want whats best for you. You have Twilight, she will help. Trust me, trust yourself." The necromancer removed her headgear. She was a slightly younger looking version of Dead, and had shorter more crazier hair.

"Wow, my hair..." Dead said in awe of her old hairstyle.

"I know, sexy isn't it?" The younger Dead teased.  She placed her hoof on hair and pressed lightly. The hair then sprang back into place.

"I don't think that is suitable!" Dead laughed, mocker herself from earlier.

"Oh ha-ha, very funny..." The young Dead sighed. "Look Dead, you have problems, really bad problems. You think that are unworthy... You think you don't deserve anything. But you forget!" The younger Dead stood up. "You are Dead Quiet! You are one of the most powerful necromancer in ALL OF Equestria! You could tale on Luna, Celestia and the elements of harmony! You could summon an army of the dammed and rule the world with a skeletal hoof!"

"Uh, other me..."

"You could rule them all! You could rule the world! YOU CAN DO IT!" The younger version shouted.

"Uhh...." Dead questioned herself.

"WHAT CAN YOU DO?" The younger version barked at her.

"Uhhh?" Dead questioned a second time.

"WHAT! CAN! YOU! DO?" The younger version shouted even louder at her.

"IT!" Dead shouted, putting two and two together and figuring out what the younger self wanted.

"DON'T JUST SAY IT! BE IT!" The younger Dead jumped as she shouted.

"I CAN DO IT!" Dead screamed, causing the whole dreamscape to shake.

"Alright, calm down. Deep breaths Dead, you don't want to destroy your dream now do you?" The younger Dead attempted to calm Dead down. She suddenly stopped and twitched. Re attaching her headgear and veil she looked up to the sky. "Dead. We have company!"

"We have arrived!" Luna announced as she landed in the nearby area, causing the dream to ripple slightly.

"Luna!" Normal Dead stumbled. "I... We did not expect you to come here..."

Younger Dead grumbled. "Took use ages to hide our dream from you. Well since you are not trying to kill me..."

"Neigh, we would not think of such an act. We have merely spent the past hours trying to delve into your dream. You did well in hiding it from us."

Younger Dead took pride in this and sang out happily. "Well, what else would we have done? When your enemy can delve into your dream to attack you..."

"We understand why would take those actions. It is a feat that very few have achieved." Luna sighed before moved over to Dead. "However I am not here to simply congratulate you on hiding your dream from us. Twilight has brought a matter to our attention..."

"Oh no..." Regular Dead shuddered. "Please don't make me choose..."

"We would not do such a thing, and besides you have chosen. The one they called Ditzy, if we are not mistaken."  Luna smiled firmly at Dead. "We just wish to help you. That is all."

Younger Dead laughed evilly. "So Dead, you have a younger more homicidal you, and an Princess of dreams and night helping you! How can this go wrong?"

Normal Dead sighed. "You would be surprise how many ways this could go wrong. You two better behave yourselves while you are in my dream."

Younger Dead chuckled. "Oh Dead, you know I will be on best behavior!" Younger Dead walked next to Luna and chuckled under her breath.

"And what do you find so funny about us?" Luna said sternly.

"Nothing, just go on." Younger Dead kept chuckling. "Please do go on."

"Very well." Dead sighed. "Look, I know you both mean well, but I need to think about this. As much as I want this to work out for everpony...."

"And it will!" Both parties shouted at Dead.

"Urgh you two, trust my old self and Luna to get along... Anyway younger me, what did you say earlier about me having to break hearts? You know what, never mind..." Dead sighed. "Look if you two keep popping up in my dreams..."

"But Dead! I am you! I am only here because you want me to... Deep down inside." Younger Dead tormented herself.

"We have to ask... Why is she here?" Luna gestured to the younger Dead. "She tried to kill us, if you recall."

"I know that!" Dead shouted, causing the dream to shake a second time. "She was, overacting... After all, I had suffered a lot... I was stressed..."

"And she tried to kill us. She tried to choke us with flames of the dammed. And yet you have her here trying to support you! EXPLAIN!" Luna bellowed at Dead.

"Woah!" Dead stumbled back, causing the horizon to fade slightly. "Luna calm down, you are throwing me off... She is here because, I need somepony to talk to, somepony that can support me."

"Somepony like yourself?" Luna questioned Dead.

"Yes. Now please I need to focus. This dream will collapse in on itself." Dead warned as she regained focus. "Younger me, Luna. Could you please leave me? I want to wake up."

"Ah!" Dead woke up, in an unfamiliar bed.

"Whats wrong?" Ditzy said as she darted up.

"Oh Ditzy! I had this horrible dream! A younger me and Luna was there!" Dead said as she started to sweat.

"Oh?" Ditzy asked.

"Yeah, they were giving me romantic advice of all things! A Princess that has been living on the moon for the past thousand years, and a younger more homicidal version of me! Of all things!" Dead sighed.

Ditzy laughed. "That does sound funny! You know, your hair looks kinda crazy..."

"Oh no..." Dead sighed, she had a bad case of super bad bed hair.

"It suits you, and you look cute with it..." Ditzy sighed happily.

"This, this is not hair. Its a mess!" Dead said gleefully. "How did I get here?"

"Twilight helped bring you over, she said she would help take care of Rarity and Rainbow."

"Great now I have Luna, past me and Twilight helping..." Dead facehoofed, she facehoofed so hard she fell back onto the bed. She started at the ceiling. "Ditzy, you know I love you."

"Of course Dead, no matter how fast this happened."

"Alright, do you love me?"

"Of course. I love you Dead, no matter how fast this happening. I will stay by you no matter what happens."

"Even if I turn evil and take over Equestria?" Dead chuckled.

"Yes, I will rule by your side. All shall fear the mighty overseer Ditzy! ALL WILL BOW AT MY HOOFS!"

"Alright, I am scared now... Heh." Dead sighed again. "So Ditzy..." Dead sat up and looked at Ditzy who had also half gotten up.

"Yes Dead?" A tired Ditzy asked.

"You are my first lover, so to speak... So I'm sorry if I am no good at it." Dead sighed as she turned her attention to the bed.

Ditzy placed her hoof in Dead's. "Don't worry about it!" Ditzy reassured Dead. "Even if you are no good at it, if anything that just makes you more sexier..." Ditzy let out a growl and slipped on the covers. She then landed on top of Dead. "Woops clumsy, clumsy me!" Ditzy smiled at Dead who returned the smile.

"So.." Ditzy started to descend on on Dead, partially because she wanted to and partially because she was tired.

It was clumsy to say the least, Ditzy's forelimbs gave up and she just happened to lock lips with Dead, Dead just happened to think that it was a kiss and go with it, and Ditzy just happened to return it. Ditzy just happened to push her tongue forward and Dead just happened to allow it access. However at that point it stopped being an accident and it started being passionate, the two mares turn so that they were both on their sides, rather then one crushing the other. Ditzy's tongue danced it Dead's mouthing causing Dead to moan lightly as it did so.

When the kiss finally broke a thin trial of saliva drifted down onto the pillows as the two stared at each other. Dead was the first to break the silence. "Wow... That was intense. To say the least..." Dead sighed, while the kiss was over she longed for more, but it was late and she could see how sleep Ditzy was.

"It was..." Ditzy said as a yawn interrupted her. "Sorry I'm not more awake..."

"Don't worry, just get some sleep... And as far as first kisses go..." Dead trailed her sentence as she leaned into Ditzy and fell asleep.

"Oh look at you, first kiss and all! Wait until Luna hears about that!" Younger Dead teased as she danced around Dead.

"Remind me why I didn't obliterate you when I had the chance?" Dead sighed as she froze the younger with her magic.

"Because you knew that if you killed me you wouldn't have anypony to talk to in your dreams!" Younger Dead shouted as she struggled against the older mare.

"Look, I'm going to let you down. And you're going to calm down. Okay?" Dead ordered.

Younger Dead nodded slowly as she was placed on the floor, she took a few deep breaths before sitting down. "I don't know why you have to be such a killjoy Dead, you should be happy. You've just had your first kiss and you loved it!" Younger Dead cheered out.

"Look, as much as I was to discuss this I am sorry to say..."  Dead grinned evilly.

"No! You can't!" Young Dead screamed as she started to fade away.

"Look, I just need some sleep. That's all." Dead sighed. Withing a moment Dead was alone and getting ready to dream a happy dream.