Equestria plays video games

Spike woke up in his bed, ready for the day. He went to the coffee machine and stole some beans, which tripped out on.

He woke up, ready to get high again (yes, this Is seriously what he does all day.) when he started remembering the events of yesterday. Twilight going to the ER... Celestia charged with attempted murder... good times, good times. He stood up, and walked over to the the computer, the infernal contraption that started this. He was intrigued by it, despite it putting twilight in the hospital. He definitely wanted to try this video game thing. He had ordered a game called Happy wheels. He had little idea what it was about, other than that there was the word "happy" in the name. (This made him think of drugs, hence the purchase)

"Well, here goes nothing..." said spike. The moment he pressed start, Pinkie popped up in front of his face.

"Oh, hello!" Bubbled pinkie in an unnecessarily loud voice, scaring spike shitless. She then proceeded to turn her head to the camera screen, and blabber to who she called the reader. Spike stood dumbfounded. "...and then three birds sung the song, and it was like- oh dear! I accidentally broke the fourth wall again! oh well, time for some coke!"  Spike had finally had enough.  he took out his ACME™ suicidal object, and shot himself.

"hmm... Oh well, the author is very demented, and it is not like I can resist his clutches! ...dangit, broke the fourth wall again. time to cover up with a random activity!" Pinkie scrolled through her random activities list. "Aha! Playing a game sounds fun! Twilight even got a new game-player-thing!" she looked at spike's computer, and saw the icon for happy wheels. "ooh... shiny... I WANT DAT ONE!"

Pinkie double clicked the icon, opened it, and began to play.

It booted up showing user levels. She chose one titled: the funnel.

It had spikes on the top and on the bottom, as well as a human biker. She  moved the biker, and he shot forth, Passing different colors. The levels of color were: turd, dumb, weak, better, ok, nice, good, great, excellent, amazing. The walls slowly closed in, and the spikes impaled the biker with quite a mess. The words; "you lose, better luck next time" flashed on her screen. Pinkie looked at the biker. "Let's do this" she tried again, and got rank turd. Pinkie raged her face off, but put back because organs are disgusting to have on your face She continued to play, occasionally taking "cuss at the computer" breaks.

Twilight had made it through the ER, and was now on her way home. Celestia was in jail, and Luna had taken the full ownership of her throne. all was right with the world. (except for how demented the author made it) "WHYYYYYYY!!!!" yelled a bubbly voice from within the library. "Oh sweet Luna!" Twilight ran into the library, hoping no one was hurt.

Spike was dead on the floor, a gun near his head. Pinkie's stuff trailed to a corner of the room, the corner where the computer normally was. Pinkie was playing happy wheels franticly.

"DAMN THIS LEVEL IS HARD!" Raged Pinkie. Twilight did the only reasonable thing. she took spike's ACME™ suicidal object, and shot herself through the face. the last thing she saw was pinkie failing the level again.

Twilight awoke in a cloudy expanse.

"Pendulo... Pony heaven..." she breathed. Twilight looked around at the clouds, and realized there was something off about them. then she felt her feet in a bed, and heard voices.

"DOCTOR, WE ARE LOSING HER!" Yelled a cloud. Twilight's eyes snapped open. "aww... I was having the best dream..."

"You mean dying?" asked the doctor

"Yeah, that" responded twilight. She looked around, and saw that she was in a white room. There were bars on the windows.  The door was solid metal. This was not ponyville hospital... It was... EQUESTRIA ASYLUM! (dun dun dunnn!!!!) "NOOO!!!!" twilight screamed.  Twilight hyperventilated, and passed out again.

Celestia was wondering how you could getting high on coffee beans, when she was told twilight was mentally ill. This meant she probably was falsely accused, and therefore she was freed. It also meant that hasbro didn't have a main character anymore, but Celestia did not give a fuck about that. Celestia went back to her castle, and continued her life as a gamer. She was busy headshotting, when Luna came in to bitch about raising the Sun. Celestia then resigned (Luna bitched about this one quite a bit), and became the castle's royal master of awesomeness at call of duty. (Celestia made the title herself) Luna bitched about that too, but nothing could be done.

Pinkie sat at her new computer, playing happy wheels. She was Going to make history today. She would beat "the funnel"

She could feel it. She braced herself... and pressed the button. She flew past good, past excellent, past amazing.. She hit perfect!

Pinkie cheered, and clicked out of the level. Then she saw ten more levels.

"OOH SHINY!" She clicked the first one. Pinkie kept playing.

five years later...

Pinkie was a mod on the happy wheels team, and immensely good at it. Twilight had gone insane (we all knew it would happen eventually right?) within the halls of Equestria asylum. And princess celestia? She was now a beta tester, and worked for happy wheels, EA, and a few old (and often drunk) guys who made games. All was right with the world... except for one little thing. The computers that twilight had invented had now been released to the public. And a certain interdimentional demon wanted one.