Equestria plays video games

"Is this thing on?"

"Yes, Madame Luna"

"Ok. Well. Lets get going. Now. I mean.... Now."

"just do it, Madame Luna."

"You dare order me around?! I am your worst fear! Prepare to die!"

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"Welcome, inferior maggots, to the first ever Luna let's play! Today we will be playing... oh god, the NSFW! It burns, it burns!!!!"

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"Welcome back, today we will be playing a game by naked dress-wearing monkeys, called humans. The game is called the stanley parable. I hope it is fun, blah blah, let's play."

Luna booted up the game to see a picture of an office desk, with a some basic title screen options.  There was a computer on the desk. On the screen was an exact replica of the title screen, including the computer itself, and what was on the screen. Luna saw this, got dizzy, and looked away "I, Princess Luna, Will beat your mindfuck!" Proclaimed Luna royally. She pressed play, and listened to the narrator's words.

"This is the story of a man named stanley. Stanley worked in a big office building, where stanley was employee number 427. His job was to sit in room 427 and push buttons." Said the narrator in a British voice.

Luna was reminded of her sister's job.

"Orders came through to him on the monitor, telling him what buttons to push, when to push them, and in what order. this is what Stanley did, every day, of every month, of every year."

Luna thought about this, and came to the conclusion his life was going nowhere fast.

"Although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished very moment that the orders came in, As though he had been made exactly for this purpose. And Stanley was happy."

"Good for him" muttered Luna in an insincere way.

"and then one day something very peculiar happened. something that would forever change Stanley. Something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour, when he realized not one single order had come in on the monitor.

"how the fuck did it take him that long to notice!?" the narrator ignored her, however.

"no one had showed up to give instructions, call a meeting, or even say; 'hi'"

"Stanley, your life is a train wreck. who would want to say hi to you?" Luna said in a blunt tone

"never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation."

"It should have, because you are an imbecile who deserves to be lonely. go die in a hole, Stanley"

"shocked, frozen solid, he found himself unable to move for the longest time.

something was very clearly wrong."

"My compliments hurt your feelings?" Luna asked.

"but as he came to his wits, and regained his senses, he got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office."

"Probably for the first time.." Luna muttered. She got up, and looked around.  Seeing nothing, she exited the room, and heard the narrator again.

"All of stanley's coworkers were gone. What could it mean?" "

"That he was friends with Johnny the homicidal maniac, and everyone ran." Responded Luna with the most likely scenario. She was trying every door 7 times when she heard the narrator. "Click a door five times, is that all you think an achievement is worth?"

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STALKING ME?!?!" Yelled Luna. Enraged, she broke the computer with her ACME™ blunt object. She sighed. Never again would she do video games. "This is the story of a pony named Luna." Said the narrator's voice. Luna stood there, dumbstruck. "Luna has anger issues, bitches on her sister, and goes to a starbucks to get high on coffee beans. But no one cares because she is a princess"

"self proclaimed princess" Luna bragged.

"One day, a narrator came out of her computer, and trapped her inside a game."

"Pssh, no he didn't." Luna said. That was when Luna's surroundings changed to an office.

"Aw hell no!" Bitched Luna.

"Luna was trapped there forever. And Luna was bitchy."

Luna turned a bluish white. Then she saw coffee on her desk. "Joke's on you mothabucker!"

She drank it, and the room turned 47 different colours. Then the narrator voice spawned like a Kumquat. Seas potato chickenhat goodbye face.

While Luna was deliriously high, the narrator was watching from behind the fourth wall. "my god luna, is that really what you do all day? I don't see the worth in it." he said to himself. "ugh, I am starting to wonder if this was a good idea."

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE!

EA was practicing. Something big was coming, and they needed more ratings. So, they did what they normally did when ratings were needed. They made another sacrifice to the demon god eezlerath. This time they would sacrifice... Equestria! Eezlerath summoned a portal, sending EA's high council. "All shall fall before eezlerath!" Then he went off to closet clop.

IN EQUESTRIA, 3 DAYS LATER!

"Fuck yea! I have SKITTLES!!" Yelled the narrator.

"By the power of decaf, I sap thy energies!" Responded Luna in an equally loud voice.

"Keep it down, I am testing pinkie pie's new game, gummy rampage!" Howled celestia grumpily.

"Would the royal masters like some tea?" Asked the new butler calmly, ignoring the fact that the narrator was sending skittles at Luna, in the shape of a sword. Twilight was calmly watching from her royal cell. (Princess Celestia wanted her there to test new torture methods, and in exchange, she got to play submachine.) The peace was kept barely, and all was right with the world.. Until three days later