Conduits of Equestria

"Ah shit, my ass hurts. Last time I remember my ass hurting was that one time when........"

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I was walking down an alleyway when I suddenly got ambushed by some gangsters.

"Give us all your money or you will die right here right now" The one in the red shirt told me.

"How about I give you something like..........THIS?!" I told him while I threw a knife at his face, doing a clean headshot.

I quickly dodged one of them as they tried to hit me with a baseball bat. I grabbed the end of the bat and hit him with it right in the face. Then I quickly took out my knife, stabbed the guy in the leg, turned around and stabbed the other one in the back. There were only two of the gangsters left. One of them had a gun. 'Sh*t' I thought. I ducked behind a wall and they started to approach me. I remember something. There was a tablet in my backpack. 'Of course' I thought to myself. I took out the tablet, aimed it with my hand and sucked the life out of it. Then I quickly got out of the cover and started walking towards the two remaining gangsters. The one with the gun started shooting me. He ran out of mags and I was standing still. Bullets were like more powerless BBs to me.

"My turn" I said. I turned invisible as quick as I could. I ran to the one with the gun and executed him from behind. I quickly absorbed some smoke from the vent nearby and crouched down. I launched myself into the sky turning into the smoke. When I reached the high level, I turned into 3 fireballs spinning around each other. When the fireballs mixed up together, they formed a humanoid. It was me. I smirked and threw myself to the ground, causing a major explosion and destruction. "Whew. That was one hell of a fight. I really need to head home now" I said it as I absorbed some neon from the nearest store sign. I used my power of the light speed running and got to my house in couple of minutes. When I got home, I opened my closet. I put on my regular shirt with a King Pig from Angry Birds on it. The shirt says "King Pig stole my homework". Then I put on my regular jeans and my trainers. I got out of my house and went on the way to the comic-con. Thank god after some time they decided to have Comic-Con and Brony-Con set up in my country. My British friend was supposed to be at Comic-Con for 3 hours and then Brony-Con. I was walking to the Brony-Con, because I knew I had to find out a way to enter the portal to Equestria. Having a makeshift Delsin Rowe costume home made me a fucking Conduit. I have that costume with me in my backpack. I always carry it with me, along with my spray cans, my tablet, my laptop and some throwing knives. I got to the Brony-Con. I got inside and asked for directions to the toilet. I put on my makeshift Delsin Rowe costume. I forgot to say, It was the SAME clothing Delsin wore in the game, except the jeans, it was kinda different, because it had bigger pockets. I got out of the toilet and started walking around. I accidentally stomped into Tara Strong, one of the main voice actors for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. "Sorry, miss, I didn't see you. I was just thinking to myself about some stuff" I said.

"Oh, It's nothing. What's your name?" She asked.

"It's Michael, Miss" I told her.

"Nice to meet you, Michael. I hope you stay with us at this convention til the end" She said.

"I hope too" I said and laughed. She laughed too and then walked off. I went to the apartments. There was supposed to be this dude who was caught for raping 7 children, 6 of them being boys, and for killing 19 children. He broke out of prison and now has the name of Giorgi Dabdurashvili. I know, long and unknown name, but whatever, that's his fake one. The real one is Nikoloz Shabatadze. Anyway, I heard that he is in room 234, 6th Floor. I walked up to his room and knocked on the door. Once he opened the door, I grabbed him by his neck and threw him on his bed. I walked to his side, taking out my throwing knife and stabbing him right in the heart. Then I took out the knife and carved the words "Don't Bury Me, I Killed 19 Children and Raped 7" on his body, front part. I got out of the room and closed the door behind me. It turns out that my friend has shared his room with me. he was on the 9th floor, room 340. I walked up the stairs and to the room 340. I opened the door. There was a toilet next to the door, and two beds, each far away from one another and a TV right in front of our beds. "Yo, Connor, what's up?" I asked him

"Sup?" He said.

"I'm cool, how bout you?" I told him.

"Yeah, me too" He said.

"I had a crazy day today. I turned invisible and executed a gangster, killed the others with my throwing knives and I Orbital Dropped on the last one. It was so epic. Then when I came here, I stomped into Tara Strong. Then came on the 6th floor and finished off a pedophile who also has killed 19 children." I said before I drifted off to sleep.

"Wow. Great adventure dude. Alright, g'night. Tomorrow is gonna be a big day" He said before he drifted off to sleep too.