Colgate's Practice

Colgate was sleeping on a couch in the waiting room when the sun shone in through the windows. "Ugh, I never realized how uncomfortable these couches are, they definitely weren't designed for laying on."

Colgate was wiping the sleep out of her eyes when she realized that she did not have anything to eat that morning. She did not want to go out and about to grab anything because she did not want Pinkamena or Lyra to know that she was back. While the very thoughts of it repulsed her, she realized the only thing to eat in the practice was the ice cream she fed to her patients. Luckily she would be able to brush immediately after eating.

She headed downstairs and as soon as they heard the door swing open her patients immediately began begging for food. She opened her freezer and proceeded to grab six tubs of ice cream, five for her patients and one for herself. She started gagging and put one of the tubs back. She mumbled to herself, "I will go out for lunch. I just can't bring myself to eat that nasty stuff. She walked over to her patients and gave them their breakfast. All of her patients began to eat, except one, her former boss.

White Tooth was angered over what she was serving them. He shouted, "Ice cream? You are feeding us ice cream? Let me guess, you eat ice cream too? Some dentist you are!"

Colgate smacked him over the comment. She shouted, "No, I do not eat ice cream. I got this crap for my patients because the cold would hurt them where they have their cavities."

White Tooth laughed, "Well Colgate, I don't have any cavities, so I won't feel any pain!"

Colgate laughed, "Wanna bet?"

She stormed over to her tool cabinet and grabbed her drill. She threw the doctor's ice cream on the floor and ordered him to open his mouth. He shouted that he would not open his mouth and started calling her every name in the book. Colgate found this rather amusing. She laughed, "You know doctor, every name you just called me is what EVERYPONY who worked under you called you behind your back. Nopony respected you, we all thought you were an arrogant jackass."

White Tooth screamed, "If I would have known that I would have fired all of you!"

Colgate smacked him so hard it gave him a concussion. His head fell to one side and his mouth hung open. This made Colgate's job far easier. She saw her targets, the moalers in the corners of the mouth. She got her drill in his mouth and began to drill upwards through the upper moalers. He was in so much pain he began to both cry and scream at the same time. This brought much joy to Colgate. She however was not satisfied by merely drilling into his gums. His screams got louder as the bit plowed through his upper jaw on the right side, shattering it. She did not stop there though, she kept drilling until the end of the bit plowed all the way up to his cheek and tore a hole in his face, causing blood to spew everywhere.

Colgate's laughter became louder and more sadistic. She laughed, "This is hilarious! You look so funny with that bit poking out of your cheek!"

The doctor could not do much but mutter a few words and shake in his chair as his body had begun to go into shock. Colgate saw this and was not amused. She shouted, "Don't wimp out on me now boss! I'm just getting started!"

Colgate quit drilling for a few minutes hoping that the shock her former boss had went into wouldn't kill him. Soon his agonizing screams had returned to normal and he became more coherent. Not as much as Colgate would have liked but she knew that nopony is fully alert when they have a concussion.

She decided to hurry up and finish the job on the doctor as she still had Thunderlane to deal with before lunch. She continued drilling holes all the way through into his face from the other three moalers, having to stop after each one as he continued to go into shock. Finally she finished the job, got up in her former boss's face and laughed, "Wow, for a patient who claims to not have any cavities yours are sure visible! I've never seen worse cavities in my entire life!"

White Tooth began screaming in a rage. "You dirty little bitch, out of all my employees you always were the defiant one! I should have known you'd be the one to kill patients. I hope you get the death penalty!"

Colgate decided to try something new. She rammed her horn into his chest and fired a powerful bolt of energy into him. While it threw her back it also caused his whole body to start going into violent convulsions. Given that his extremities were secured into the chair it caused him to break all his legs. He began to scream so loudly that it was hurting the other patients' ears. Filthy had enough. He shouted, "White Tooth, would you SHUT THE BUCK UP! I can't even hear myself think!"

The room went silent when Filthy yelled at a fellow patient. This brought a smile to Colgate's face. She started thinking that if she could get them all fighting, that this would be even more entertaining than it already was. Rarity shouted, "Filthy, how dare you! She has all of us locked up yet you yell at him?"

Colgate started laughing, "Oh this is too entertaining. Maybe I should just put you guys in ultimate death fights." She looked up, glared at them for a minute and continued, "Nah, I enjoy torturing you idiots too much."

White Tooth shouted, "Oh yes, the sadistic Colgate........"

Colgate interrupted, "Oh wait, I haven't marked my new patients yet!"

Colgate began jumping up and down like a schoolfilly as she grabbed her drill and took it to the doctor's abdomen. In it she drilled the word "asshole." He began to say something but she smacked him before he could get out a word. She sneered, "Speak when spoken to, that's what good patients do."

This brought a flood of horrible memories back to the doctor. When he was a colt he would always get smacked when he would speak out of turn and his parents would always say, "Speak when spoken to, that's what good colts do."

He began to cry, "Why did you have to say that? My parents would always smack me and say that to me as a colt." He continued to sob as he continued on with the horrible memories of his colthood. Soon every pony in the room was crying along with him, except one. Colgate rolled her eyes and shouted "NOPONY CARES so give it a rest already."

She then went over to Thunderlane, who she had pretty much ignored that day. He saw her giving him an evil look and asked, "Oh, so now that you've tortured your former boss now you decide to pay attention to me?"

Colgate did not like the tone of his voice as she thought it was extremely disrespectful. She leveled a heavy blow on his forehead and shouted, "Don't you sass me you little ass! If I didn't have so many fun things planned for you I'd put my long bit in and drill a hole straight through your head."

He started to struggle and shouted, "GO FOR IT! WHO'S STOPPING YOU?"

Colgate smacked him again and replied, "I'm stopping myself. That would be too boring of a way for me to end your pathetic life." She decided that his whining was unnecessary. She figured that if she made it legitimate, that she may be able to tolerate it better so she grabbed her chainsaw and got behind him. Before he could react she began to cut his right wing off. He was screaming in agony and like the doctor, began to go into convulsions as he just couldn't handle the overload of brain activity. Once she got it sawed off he fell limp in his seat.

She nudged him and asked, "Thunderlane, you awake?"

He had so much brain overload that he fainted. Colgate could tell he was still breathing which relieved her. She decided he must fit in so she took her drill and carved the words "prima donna" into his abdomen. She smiled and said, "Well children, I must be going now. It is time for lunch and you have seen how bad I am when I miss a meal. You really don't want to see how I am when I miss two meals!

As Colgate headed out of her practice and off to the cafe for lunch, she realized how much she missed torturing her patients solo. She began to wonder if keeping Pinkamena around was worth it. She realized that she is very useful in restraining patients yet she just seemed to take away her feelings of true and absolute power. While this was bothering her, it did not prevent her from enjoying her lunch.