Mr. Brony Goes to Equestria

Braeburn chugged down the last bit of cider. He felt tired and began to walk to the door when suddenly, a blue Alicorn came inside. It was Princess Luna. What was she doing in a salt bar?

It turned out that she was there to drink. A lot. She threw a wad of cash at the bartender and was given a Salted Applejack Daniel's. And when she had finished the drink, she went to get another one. And another one. It was a terrible cycle, it seemed. She would grab the drink, sit down, chug it, and become sad once again, restarting the cycle. Eventually, Luna got up from her stool.

And she walked up to Braeburn.

She was awfully drunk by then, which unfortunately gave her much confidence. Too much confidence. She found twenty bits on the ground and, giving it to the rancher, asked, "Wanna fuck?"

"Uh, could you repeat that, Ma'am?" Braeburn shot back. He wasn't sure that he had heard her right.

"Y'know, wanna do it?" Luna explained. "I'm horny, you?" She had a sultry voice.

Braeburn felt his member grow a bit and nodded. He wasn't one to say "no" to a princess, anyway. As Luna left through the door, he followed. He wasn't that tired.

Luna was nothing short of amazing. She was amazing at foreplay. She was amazing at getting a stallion horny. But she was especially good at sex. The sex was perfect. Nothing felt better in Braeburn's life. But... there was one part of fucking Luna that wasn't that good.

Luna was very kinky. She expected all kinds of satisfaction from Braeburn, which was hard to deliver. Suddenly, she pulled Braeburn's member out of her. She wasn't satisfied, and so she told her sexy rancher, "You are not good enough."

This was outrageous to Braeburn, who retorted, "Every pony I've fucked has told me I am the best. If you expect to find somepony better than me, look for a different species!" He gritted his teeth.

"WELL, THEN MAYBE I WILL!" Luna screamed. She opened the door, walked through, and slammed it close. This was the first time someone left unsatisfied from Braeburn's bedroom, that was for sure.