The bright day dawned, it was just another day of making ponies happy for Cheese Sandwich, recently stopping in Manehattan..
"Those ponies were difficult, but we did it Boneless, just another day's work.." spoke Cheese Sandwich, "Now, I think it's time to go see an old friend of myne, and pay them respects."
In Ponyville, Pinkie Pie had just finished her Super Duper Ultra Amazing Cherry Banana Cake, and was preparing for a
visitor, little did she know Cheese Sandwich would be that visitor. "Cheese Sandwich!" beamed Pinkie Pie upon seeing him,
she ran up to him, tackled him, and started asking questions
"How've ya been Cheese? Made any more ponies happy? Interested
in my new cake?" she asked him exitedly.
He let off a fake
smile and replied with "I'm fine, thank you." he then followed
up the comment with "How would you like to come to my place
some time? I have a surprise for you!"
Pinkie nodded "Sure! That sounds like a lot of fun!" Said the joyful pink pony.
Later that day it became high noon, and the sun was setting, Pinkie anxiously waited for Cheese Sandwich to arrive, she stared at the clock tower across the street when all of the sudden she heard a sudden "Boo!" behind her, it was Cheese Sandwich.
"Cheesy! Don't scare me like that!" said Pinkie.
"Sorry, Heheh, couldn't pass off the oppertunity.." Replied
Cheese Sandwich, they headed to Cheese's "House."
Shakes Spear the unicorn watched from afar, eating a Cheese Sandwich, he
stared at Cheese's cutie mark, thinking "I want that..." And
began stalking them on the way to Cheese's domain.
When they got there, it was an old decrepit cabin, Cheese
opened the door gesturing Pinkie to get in, she entered and Cheese followed, slamming and locking the door behind him.
When Shake Spear got there he was locked out. The walls were draped in what appeared to be Ribbons, but they were pony
organs, dried blood was splattered across the walls of the old cabin, followed by words painted on the wall in blood spelling "Help me"
When Pinkie turned around, Cheese was nowhere to be
seen, until Cheese lunged at her from behind, and pinned her
down. "Please be clop.." Said Shake Spear.
Cheese Sandwich
pulled out a syringe from his mane, and hoist in into Pinkie
Pie's neck, when she woke up she was nailed to the wall, like a crucification,
"OH COME ON!" complained Shake Spear.
"Cheesy! Stop! What kind of twisted joke is this? This isn't fun!" pleaded Pinkie, Cheese just stood there with a crooked smile, he pulled out a chainsaw and began to power it.
"I never said it'd be a fun surprise, well, fun for you atleast.." said Cheese Sandwich.
"This'll only hurt a little...Then it'll hurt alot..AHAHAHAH-NAHAHAHAHAH!" cackled Cheese Sandwich, the chainsaw spun round and round, Pinkie's eyes watched the chainsaw spin, when all of the sudden, Cheese Sandwich began to slowly approach Pinkie, and cut her left hoof cold off, blood gushed out of her torso, as she screamed in agony.
"Cheesy, Please Stop! PLEASE!" she pleaded as her mane drooped down.
Cheese bargained "I beg you to reconsider, we're just getting started.." he said with a devilish smile, as he shoved Boneless, his rubber chicken into Pinkie's muzzle, she screamed, crying, as he proceeded to cut her torso open, blood gushed out like a fountain, he cut open her abdominal sack, and through into her large intestine, then soon after tearing into her uterus, by this point she was unconcious
"Your not laughing.." said Cheese Sandwich.
"Aha..Ahahaha.." mumbled Pinkie,
"Pardon?!" blared Cheese as he cut in through her back making a slit in the cabin wall, Pinkie Screamed, before she bled to death.
"That wasn't as fun as the last one." sighed Cheese Sandwich as he pulled Boneless out of Pinkie's mouth and threw her into his
stash in his closet with the rest of his victims.
"But you win some you lose some." he added, as he proceeded to use her guts for Cheese Sandwiches, Shake Spear looked down at what was left of his cheese sandwich, and proceeded to vomit
on the cabin.
THE END.
Author's Note
Incase you ponies out there are wondering who Shakespearicles is, he's a fellow fanfic writer, and I just thought I'd give him a good ol' cameo, cause why the hay not.
"No...Let me go!" shouted Cheese Sandwich. as he was thrown into a containment cell, as he sits in the chamber he thinks quickly
"Why, Why'd I do it? The thrill..Yes...bloodshed..the taste and rush of a hunter..." as he smirks under his mask "I need to stop thinking about this, it's making me crave it.." when he realizes they didn't bandage him correctly, and he breaks his hooves free, he refrains from laughing maniacally, as he runs around frantically, he looks to his left and right as guards notice him and come into his cell to bandage him again, he punches and kicks them, and runs out the open door.
Crazy ponies yell at him, as he begins running down the stairs, alarms sounding, guards after him, his blood rushes as he smiles, "This is it Cheese, your free!" he makes it down to the main corridor, leg bones growing weak, blood rushing through his veins, it was an odd sensation, but Cheese Sandwich enjoyed it, and pushed forward harder, he finally made it to the exit, but looked around him stuttering, he ran into the sheriff's office and grabbed Boneless as the sheriff panicked, the alarms were sounding as the front doors locked, guards surrounded Cheese , he looked around frantically "Dangit Boneless, were surrounded." growled Cheese, the white walls surrounding him seemed rock solid, until he realised, the one lone window, he dashes for it, tackled a guard, then leaping out the window, shattering it, "We did it Boneless, we're out, keep movin'!" said Cheese Sandwich, his hooves aching as he strived forward to get away, he stumbled upon three fillies, an orange pegasus, a white unicorn, and a baige earth pony. "Hey girls? Whatcha' doin'?" asked Cheese joyfully, "Were great! Were trying to get our cutie marks!"
Author's Note
I've decided to make this a thing where I'll add on every once and a while, be sure to leave suggestions in the comments, I try to read them all.
Payback's a bitch: Cupcakes VS. Sandwiches
PAYBACKS A BITCH
A bonus chapter, Hehehe
I WILL ATTEMPT TO USE BETTER GRAMMAR, SINCE YOU ALL DON'T REALIZE IT'S A TROLLFIC.
The story transitions to the Everfree Forest...
"Sizzle Sizzle, this makes no sense in the story, then again, when does anything make sense in Equestria up in my mizzle..Or in this story for that matter.." Zecora was summoning Pinkie, and she did, and it went along great.
She enchanted Pinkie's body with a mental thingie, and stuffs.
And so, Pinkimena who somehow makes it into this story, catches Cheese Sandwich trying to kill the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
She runs up, and cuts his head off.
He dies, then she brutally kills the cutie mark crusaders, but he comes back, and kills her, and the cycle continues, until Pinkie wins because the good guys always win, even though Pinkimena isn't necessarily good, but eh, plotholes, I hope "Rage Reviews" (YES I WENT THERE LELELELEL) can critique me for this shitfest, this has been Sandwiches, thank you for hanging around.
A new day dawned, Cheese Sandwich hopped outside with boneless mounted along, "Today's the start of a new day!" said Cheese, "Who else can we make happy?" he thought, that's when it hit him.
"I know! I'll go see the Rainbow pony!" he beamed, as he hopped down to Ponyville and shouted for Rainbow Dash.
"Rainbow? You Home?" he shouted.
"Yeah, Who is i-Cheese Sandwich? Ohmygosh! How've you been?" she asked excitedly,
"I've been just great! How about you?" He replied. "Eh, it could be about 20% cooler." she answered, they both chuckled.
"Say, wanna go to my place sometime? I have a surprise for you!" he joyfully asked.
"What kind of surprise?" asked Rainbow, "You'll just have to come and see!" answered Cheese.
Later that day, Cheese Sandwich showed up to bring Rainbow Dash to see her "Surprise", however, Rainbow Dash was more difficult.
"What is this place? Whats the big idea? Is this a haunted house themed surprise?" Asked Rainbow Dash, Cheese Sandwich threw a syringe at her, and she fell asleep, when she woke up she was chained to the wall, Rainbow struggled "Hey! whats the big idea!?" she asked.
Cheese proceeded to power a chainsaw, and approach her, but she managed to break the shackles. "I'm telling everypony! You'll be found out!" she angrily stated, before shooting out the roof, creating a gaping hole.
"Dag Nabbit, I'm found out...Grrr, Boneless, what do I do? AHA! I GOT IT!" stated Cheese Sandwich
He put on a wig, and fake mustache, along with a clown outfit, and headed toward Ponyville, Ponyville was sad after the loss of Pinkie Pie, ponies fighting eachother, and all, then Cheese Sandwi-Erm..Red Nose came to town, and he got into a fight with another clown pony, and brutally murdered him in an alley. The police looked all over for Cheese Sandwich, and eventually found his cabin where all his victims were stashed, they were disgusted, and proceeded to tell the Princesses about the situation.
They sent out guards to protect the remaining Elements of Harmony, Mayor Mare, and most important ponies, most of Ponyville complained "Why don't we get protection from this guy? Huh!?" but to no avail, it wasn't long before Red Nose decided to pay a visit to Twilight Sparkle, and thats when the guards got suspicious, it was sundown, and all the ponies were forced to hide in their homes, or any shelter possible, and Red Nose, happened to oddly be the only pony outside...Not only that, but he wasn't familiar...Odd wasn't it? They detained the Stallion and ripped off the wig and fake Mustache.
And Cheese Sandwich, was brought to the hospital...for good.
THE END.
