My Little Pony Genesis Part 2
Celestia grew tired of the presence of Snipars and the rest of FAZECLAN not turned into ponies, so she created a plan to wipe them all out for fear FAZECLAN would retaliate and 360 noscope her. Part 1 of her plan was to lure them into a trap with Mountain Dew, and Doritos, and part to was to train an elite army of ponies than could 890 quickscope. Little did she know, that Snipars could telepathically hear the words "Mountain Dew", "Doritos", "360 Noscope", and "890 Quickscope" and easily discovered the plan. FAZECLAN also knew exactly how to defeat unmlg pony skrublords in a matter of seconds, which also was an issue Celestia never discovered yet.
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In a very dank, Danktown 2025, the site of the last 1v1, FAZECLAN found a motherload of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Mountain Dewritos.Vegabonds went out to get them, and Snipars knowing of the plan no scoped all the fedora wearing unmlg pony skrublords when they jumped out to try and quickscope Vegabonds. "Th3s3 skrublords use sem1 auto riflez" said Fapplet as he saw them try to quickscope Vegabonds. Snipars unleashed the power of Skrillex on the remaining unmlg skrublord ponies. Each member of FAZECLAN ended up with over 420 killstreak, and claimed the Dew, and Doritos for themselves and smoked some of the dank swamp grass that Shrek granted them for killing Anti-Shreks.
Celestia was rather angry with the defeat. She decided to go rage heavy TF2 style and kill FAZECLAN instead of turning them into horses. The incoming battle will be one of the most destructive one yet.
FAZECLAN stepped into the unmlg Equestria, and pulled their L96a1s, Interventions, DSR 50s, and Ballistas preparing for the 1v1 ahead. Snipars called out to Snoop Dogg, Skrillex, and Shrek to bless FAZECLAN with drops, weed, and onions for the fight. Over the extremely bright coloured Equestrian horizon, FAZECLAN saw rage heavy Celestia running at full speed with Natasha at them. As fast as lightning, Snipars noscoped Natasha from rage heavy Celestia's heavy hands. She then conjured another Intervention, and blocked any damage from the noscope learning more of MLG since the last 1v1. Snipars called for Skrillex to drop the biggest wub he ever dropped before, the wub was so powerful it created an MLG earthquake that ripped through Equestria destroying everything in it's path. This tipped the rage scale over the top for Celestia and she attempted to 9000 quickscope Snipars. Snipars dodged the shot and Fapplet fired one right in time to hit Celestia, in her rage. Celestia managed to block the shot somehow and continued, so Vegabonds called on Snoop Dogg to dank the battlefield as ponies could never handle the dank levels of Snoop Dogg. faintly in the air the song "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Snoop Dogg played and the battlefield began to overflow with dank levels. Snipars grabbed a joint and blazed it 420, in the name of Snoop Dogg, and fired a 1337 noscope that hit Celestia. Celestia then finally realized there was no way she could win this fight, and retreated. FAZECLAN laughed at this skrub attempt to take FaZe out, and called on the powers of Skrillex, Snoop Dogg, and the mighty Shrek to completely destroy all of Equestria with overloads of MLG.
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Equestria was destroyed. Celestia was pissed, and she couldn't do a thing about it. Snipars and FAZECLAN were going to rek her and she had no way of stopping it. She cloaked herself in a shield of Mountain Dew to try and hide from FAZECLAN. Snipars found Celestia in the end, and challenged to a proper MLG 1v1. Snipars with his Intervention readied his first shot, hiding Celestia in the head at 420 yards. Celestia was finally rekt, and lost everything.
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Snipars and FAZECLAN then rebuild the world and cleaned it from ponies into MLG. All worshipped Shrek, listened to Skrillex, and smoked weed everyday on CoD. The world was back to normal, as it was before the rapist horse ruined it all.
The End (Or is it?)
The story on how My Little Pony was created.
Once apon a time in a land far far away in America, there was a horse farmer. One day he decided to paint his favorite horse white, with a rainbow mane. For a strange reason it started to rape all of the other horses the farmer owned and eventually raped the farmer and his family. This horse then ran rampantly through the United States of America and raped every living thing in it's borders. This horse then became "Celestia".
Celestia then asked the Black Jesus for MLG powers and was given them. Celestia then went to each country on Earth and began turning everyone into ponies and raping them at the same time. China and Russia rebelled against this and launched nukes at Celestia but the powers the Black Jesus gave her, were too over powered for Russia and China to quickscope. Celestia then found about Youtube and saw the mighty Snipars' channel and plotted to remove Snipars.
Celestia finally located Snipars, in Danktown 2025, and Celestia attempted to do the same to him that she did to everyone else, but little did she know Snipars is the most MLG 360 noscoper on the xXxinternetxXx and easily avoided her attacks. Snipars called in the power of Snoop Dogg and gained a 420 blaze it joint of weed, and blazed the whole thing giving him a massive edge against the rampant pony. Celestia tried to play the same game and used her magic to conjure a Intervention, but little did she know about quickscoping. Snipars summoned Skrillex to drop the universe on the battlefield and Snipars was easily able to get 420 killstreak on Celestia with only his Ballista.
After being beat at the 1v1 with Snipars, Celestia seeked to destroy Skrillex and Snoop Dogg. Celestia's plan to destroy Skrillex was to send Vinyl Scratch after him, and 1v1 him. Celestia planned to steal all of Snoop's weed.
Skrillex literally destroyed Vinyl Scratch as nobody can drop as hard as Skrill. All he had to do was play kill EVERYBODY and Vinyl was 420 noscoped. Celestia finally found Snoop Dogg, only to realize Snoop Dogg was MLG, and could noscope over 9000 yards and was defeated. Celestia had another plan to remove Snipars but nothing would work as Snipars always got 420 killstreak on Celestia.
Celestia then ignored Snipars as he is far superior at 1v1ing CoD than she could ever and turned her attention to turning all of earth into Eqeustria.
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After doing this task, Snipars and all the MLGs remained normal and quickscoped all the ponies and took over a part of Equestria and turned it back to Earth. Celestia, however upset, ignored this as she knew Snipars was way more MLG than she could ever be.
