The Crimson Fucker is Here!

Caroline, Cara to her friends, was an average girl. Nothing really special about her, she just went through the motions of everyday life.....

Blah, blah, blah, frickin blah! How about I just summarize it for you? The goth girl I picked up isn't actually goth. She once fought off 5 guys trying rape her and her friend Amy or some shit. Once she was 13 she started getting into anime. She doesn't have a specific favorite, she just watches them because, their cool. She also has a reason to hate bronies and MLP. The reason being that some dumbass bronies, have the nerve to call MLP an anime! That is not an anime, it is a stupid, girly, TV show, that guys have no business watching, unless it's a parody to make fun of the show. Another reason why it's not an anime, is the whole, 'One episode' thing. In animes, sometimes, whenever there is a filler episode, the episode still somehow connects to the actual overall plot. While in MLP, one episode, boom everything's forgotten and is only mentioned once or twice. Now I'm not saying that all animes don't do that, just the majority that I have seen(Fairy Tale, Hellsing Ulitmate, Slayers, One Piece, Bleach, and Naruto). Where was I, oh yeah, and besides that, she came to that Wal-Mart looking at the Plasma TVs, and you know the rest. In case you're wondering how I knew her name was Cara, I shifted through her memories a bit while she was unconscious.

Now back to the story. So I was just sitting in my throne, watching some Sword Art Online(it's magic! I ain't gotta explain shit!), when Caroline finally started getting up. She was lying on the floor, so she sat up and the first thing she saw was me in my throne. I looked her in the eyes and smiled, "Sup bitch."

She rubbed her eyes and did a double take, "So it wasn't a dream," he voice sounded like a mixture of Australian and American, "You really are Alucard."

"Not exactly, miss A Cup," I said standing up and walking to around her still sitting form, my hands behind my back. She was still wearing the 'Team Alucard' T-Shirt, a pair of blue jeans, and purple rimmed glasses. "You see, I am a cos-player named Jack. Back on earth, my friend and I went to an anime expo as Alucard and Walter. I didn't have Alucard's guns, until I met this guy called, The Merchant." I stopped walking for a sec, "You ever read any of those LoHAV fan fictions?" She nodded slowly, still dumbfounded by the current situation. "Well, apparently they're all true, and I have recently joined their ranks as a human cos-player come to Equestria, an anthro version my I add. So far, I have killed Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Shining Armor, Flash Sentry, Discord, and every single last 'villian' Equestria has had over the years. All anthro versions."

She gasped as I said this, "So it was you...."

A puzzled look crossed my face, "What do you mean, it was me?"

Then she began to explain. Apparently back on my earth the brony and MLP fanbase was in an uproar. All of the anthro versions of the cast, were disappearing. This included, fanfic created, show created, heck even fan art created ones. All of the ones I killed were just gone. Of course most of the bronies got angry, but the rest of the world just didn't really care. And besides, if they ever did launch a rebellion, I'm pretty sure, the tanks, bombs, plans, and guns, would cut them down. I placed my hand on my chin, deep in thought. Then suddenly, it hit me like a sack of apples, and I began to laugh, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I UNDERSTAND!" I looked up into the sky, "YOU CRAZY, MERCHANT, BASTARD!"

Caroline seemed a little frightened by my sudden mad laughter, "What, are you talking about?" She had since gotten up off the floor and stood. She just about reached my chest, hmm. Oh, also, her hair was black and long, reaching her ankles.

"Have you ever heard of the multiverse theory and the prime planet theory?" I asked her. She nodded, so I continued, "Well apparently there is in fact an extra attachment to the prime planet theory."

She got this confused look on her face, "What?"

"We are in a prime Equestria, just not The prime Equestria. This is a prime Equestria for the anthroverse of MLP. This was most likely created when that God awful, movie Equestrian Girls came out. This world is the start of that world, and all the worlds spanned from it, while it in itself, is a spawn from the prime Equestria."

She seemed to understand, "Wait, then that means..."

"If we were to destroy this Equestria, it would eliminate every single anthro Equestria ever made!" I said shouting into the ceiling my fist in the air.

Caroline looked excited, then confused, "Wait, we?" It was then that she felt her neck and found the bite marks. She gasped in shock, "You turned me?"

I, for once in my life, looked embarrassed, and began looking at the floor, "Well, yeah. For one thing, I figured that if I left you on earth and you told everyone you saw me, no one would believe you and I couldn't put you through that. Another thing is, that, while I may look like Alucard, and act like the TFS version of him, I'm still Jack." I turned, putting my back to her, "If you want me to take you back to earth I can, I'm the Schrodinger Alucard. I just can't, change you back, I'm sorry."

I couldn't see her face, but I did hear her voice, "This....is....soo....cool!"

I turned back around, shocked that she was actually bouncing up and down, "Seriously?"

"Yeah! I always wanted to be a fuck mothering vampire like Seras from the show! Now I can be!"

"You do realize that in order to get those powers, you're going to have to drink an anthro pony's blood? Also, how can a goth be so peppy?"

She stopped bouncing, but the smile remained on her face, "Oh, I'm not actually goth, I just wear this to get people to leave me and Amy alone! Oh and don't worry about Amy, I taught her some of my close quarters moves, so she can handle herself. Plus, I have absolutely no problem killing this fuckers! I'm mean come on! Can you believe that some fucking bronies consider them an anime?!"

"I know right! It's sick is what it is! Oh by the way, what about your family?"

Her smile faded from her fact, "My mom and dad passed away when I was ten. They both had Cancer. The doctors say I was lucky I didn't get a case of it."

I put my hand on her shoulder and looked her in the eyes, "I'm sorry for your loss." I let go and smiled again, "But for right now, how's about we celebrate by watching some SAO?"

Caroline's smile came back bigger than ever, "You've got SAO? That's one of, in my opinion, the best animes ever!" I smiled and led the way back to my throne.

I sat down and picked up the remote, but stopped and turned to Caroline, "By the way, I never got your name."

"Oh, it's Caroline, but you can call me Cara!" That settled, I was about to turn on the TV, when the entire cave wall that was behind it, exploded towards us. Luckily, neither of us were hurt, but the TV was totally trashed. I looked forward and saw the culprits.

Applejack and Gilda.

Cara and I stood up and walked over to them both, me in the lead. I stopped when I was about 5 feet from them. "That was a 70 inch, Plasma Wide Screen TV." I took a deep breath in, and smiled, "So, how can I help you."

Applejack was the first to speak, venom in her voice, " I finally found ya, ya bucking varmit!"

Gilda was next(by the way their both anthro, I don't really want to describe them, so use your imagination. All I'll say is, they have big breast like anime girls), talons extended and claws out to both sides. Her voice was just as hateful as AJs, "You must be Alucard."

"Sssssuuuuuup."

Gilda looked to my right and saw Cara, "So who's this? Your new whore?"

Cara walked so she could be next to me, "No, but at least I would make a better one than you ya bimbo."

"Oh, are you so sure about that?"

"I know that I could get Rainbow Dash under me," she said with a smile.

"You watch your mouth," Gilda almost screeched.

"Actually, you should watch yours, after all, judging by the feelings I'm sensing from you, yours has certainly 'been around'".

Gilda's cheeks turned a shade of red I didn't even think they could turn. I looked at my prodigy in awe, "You can sense that, and you haven't even drunken yet?"

"I'm a fast learner," she said with a smirk.

I turned back to Gilda, "You might want some Aloe Vera, cause that was a burn."

Applejack decided to join back in, "Look, non' a' this matters now! We came here to 'ave a serious fight! And we are tryin' ta' be serious!"

"Oh so are we, and we are failing. And for that we are sorry. It's just that we're so agitated. Cus' these blonde and white haired little bitches, strolled into our cave! Destroyed our 70 inch, Plasma TV! And now there trying to talk to us, like we're their alcoholic parents." Applejack sped towards me, her fist going for a right haymaker, while Gilda flew up and swooped down at Cara. I took out my guns and pointed the Jackal at AJ's head, stopping her in her tracks. While Cara met Gilda's charge, her hands getting wrapped in Gilda's talons, but stopping her decent. "Now be some sports and go get us some more bear would you?"

I'm not sure how she did it, but somehow Applejack dodged my shot at her head, and backed up. I rushed after her, knowing that Cara would be fine.

Suddenly, Applejack took out two necklaces. I recognized them, they were the Elements of Honesty and Loyalty. "What do you plan to do with those? Try and blind me with them?!"

Applejack raised both of the necklaces high, "No pardner. I'm gonna fight you on your own terms! Dash! Please, give me strength!" Then, she crushed both the Elements. A blinding light surrounded Applejack, illuminating every dark corner of the cave. I stared at it straight on, my glasses shielding me from the light, with their pure badassery. When the light faded, where once stood Applejack, stood a Demon version of her(think of Sunset from the movie, but tall enough to cover the hole they made in the cave, which is big enough to fit an army through, naked, and with blue and red fire forming her hair). She looked at me, pure firey hatred in her eyes, "Now, I will avenge RD! And you will die here, ALUCARD!"

She jumped toward me, her fist raised, probably hoping to squash me in one shot. I didn't even move. I stuck out my right hand, rushed forward, and impaled her through the chest. Her heart was in my hand still beating as I brought her face up to mine. "You damned fool. Only a man, can kill a monster such as me. I ,however, am a monster that kills monsters, just like you," and with that, I ripped my hand out and crushed her heart.

'Sorry RD, guess ah' won't be avengin' ya afterall. Hopefully 'Bloom 'n 'Mac can handle the farm without me. But don't worry, ah'll be there soon.'

"My love."

Applejack's body fell forward and hit the floor with a quiet thud. All was silent as the body began to burn away into cinders. I looked towards Cara's direction, and was surprised.

While Jack ran at AJ, I twirled around in circles and threw Gilda at the cave wall. Not wanting to waste a second, I ran in, using my vampire speed to get there quickly. I began to pound Gilda with a series of left and right punches to the body, and head. Using my strength in tandem with my speed, my blows kept connecting faster than Gilda could keep up with. Eventually, she managed to headbutt me, and sent me back a few steps. She flew to the left of me and tried to swing a claw at my neck. However, her body was damaged and she was too slow with the attack, giving me a way to grab her arm and twist it. I heard the bone break at the same time Gilda screeched. I grabbed her neck and brought her up to my face. That was when I lost it. The aroma of her fear and sweat, mixed with sadness, oh it was so delectable. I didn't even register the flash of light I saw coming from Jack's direction, all I could think about was Gilda's blood.

I opened my mouth wide, and chomped down. The blood had a normal, metallic taste nothing special, but it was still the best drink I had ever had. I not only felt Gilda's blood flow into me, I felt her memories, her experiences, her very soul flow into me. It was in that moment, I truly understood what it meant to feed.

Soon, the corpse was all drained out and I threw it to the ground. I looked myself over, no real changes, except for the fact that I had wings! What was cool was they looked dark red and had ethereal blades coming out of them, making up the spines. I'm not sure, but I think they're as long as a dragon's. I looked over to Jack and saw him smiling at me, "Well done Cara! Now then, it's time to get you your prize."

He disappeared from sight. I wondered where he was going to, and what the prize was. When he came back, my jaw dropped to the floor.

"I figured I'd give my bitch a cannon. Cause after all, Bitches Love Cannons!"