The Crimson Fucker is Here!

Celestia was not happy.

No, that's an understatement......

She was down right pissed.

Made evident by the fact that she was currently banging her head against the wall of her bedroom. In an attempt to get rid of her searing migraine caused by Alucard. She stopped only after she felt a warm trickle of blood down her forehead enter her right eye. She turned away from the wall and sat on her bed, head in her hands. So far, she had five pressing matters that may well bring about her and Equestria's end.

One was, of course, ALUCARD! Just thinking about him caused her hands to clench so tight, the nails dug into them, drawing blood. So far, he has only just come back three days ago, and already he has killed three Element bearers, killed Candance's husband, taken out Equestria's military might by half, and turned her former student into a sobbing wreck. He has been very inactive as of late, but you really have to define 'inactive.' She's gotten reports of entire towns disappearing in the night, no one seeing a thing and no survivors. Not only that, but according to Fluttershy, she has been getting a rare surge in refugee creatures from the Everfree. She has gotten everything from an cockatrice to Ursa Major babies! That and he continually sends Celestia 'letters', on a day to day basis. By griffon no less, they just drop in from the sky riddled with massive holes, barely alive!

Celestia sighed and looked over at his latest 'message':

Dear SunBitch,

I am merely calling to remind you of your imminent demise. In case you're wondering about the frequency in which I send these letters, well it is merely to install as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, that I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right! I'm FUCKING THE FEAR TURKEY!

Yours, The Crimson Fucker

AKA Aluard.

On top of that, they tried looking him up, to find out how to beat him. Surprisingly the Royal Library, did in fact have a book on Alucard. However, it was no help at all. Mainly because, the only thing it said was:

If it's Alucard with purple eyes, you're screwed.

Two and three, with Equestria's military might weakened as it is, and with the Elements out of commission, the other kingdoms were starting to get greedy. She already had reports of griffons encroaching on her land, her poorly trained, and outnumbered military not being able to hold the line.

Fourth was Twilight and the remainder of her friends. Celestia got up and began pacing the room. She wasn't in anything except her white undergarments(I hope you bronies who like this short of thing get a kick out this description, cause it's last one I'm gonna do like it, unless the story calls for it). Currently, her former student was in her library/home in her room, at least according to what Spike told her. She had refused to come out of the room for anything, not even when Celestia offered her the entire Royal Library. The young alicorn wouldn't speak to anyone, and whenever someone got close to her, she would blast them with magic, fix the door and lock it back. Normally, Celestia would be impressed at her magical prowess, but now was not the time. She was still reeling from the deaths of four of her friends, and the other two weren't much help. Rarity was caring for the CMC, Applebloom having lost her sister, and Scootalo having lost her surrogate sister. Both Rarity and Sweetie Bell were doing their best to console the two fillies, but nothing was working. Fluttershy, seemed to have withdrawn into her animals, finding solace in the fact that they were still alive. She refused to leave them or her cottage even for a minute, and with constant new arrivals, her schedule is pretty much full.

Finally, there was her sister, Luna. She had become-distant. During the day she seems less peppy, and seems to forget things easily. During the night, she was always up and about, never quite sitting still in one place. Plus, she had stopped eating any of the food given to her by the castle staff, but Celestia had seen her staring at some of the castle staff and her. The look in her eyes almost looks like, hunger, or realization. It was almost like when she was turning into NIghtmare Moon.

Celestia stopped pacing. No it couldn't be that, she'd nipped that rose in the bud, years ago.

"Sister! Now you shall pay for what you did to father, and we shall save this world from your tyrannical ideas!

"People can't change Luna! There is no evil turning good, there is only evil and good!"

"You're wrong! We will not let you corrupt this world with your schemes and lies!"

"Then, you leave me no choice!"

"Wait! What are you...?! Stop it! It buuuuuurrrrnssss!"

"Die foul beast! Begone from my sister, and join mother and father in the Abyss!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

That was something else that troubled her, how had Alucard known the truth about the Elements? Well he was blasted with them, so maybe-but then, how did he analyze them? Could he had somehow 'felt' what the blast was like? On top of that, what did he do to Luna all those years ago. She only started acting like after Alucard bit her and left. Now it's starting again, only this time, Celestia doesn't have the Elements.

Luna was restless. She kept pacing the floor, stopping a couple of times to look at the moon, as if wondering if it was still day out. She had been having weird dreams as of late. Dreams that seemed a little too real, almost like memories. However, if these were memories, where had they come from? She could remember getting bitten by Alucard, then she went back to the castle with her sister to rest. She remembered waking up, and finding a stallion of one of the noble families courting her. She went along with it, they got to the bedroom, but as soon as the lights went out.....she.....bit him....with....her fangs. Luna's head started to hurt a little, but she kept going eager to learn what was going on. Then, she....dr-dr-unk-his blood and soul. All of a sudden, Luna's room fell apart. Her bed, closet, everything, just fell into a dark void, where no light reached. She looked around frantically, until she heard a familiar voice behind her," Took ya long enough!"

She spun around, and there standing in front of her, was none other than Alucard, "Did ya miss me?!" She reached to her hip for a weapon, but then remembered something, she had yet to get dressed that night. She quickly covered herself, when she heard Alucard laugh, "Whatever state you're currently in, don't worry about me seeing anything. This is just an imprint I left in your head when I bit you. I figured SunBitch would've caused you to lose all of your memories after I went away, so I left this here for when you remembered when you first drunk someone's soul. If you want to learn the rest, come find me in the Everfree forest, at these coordinates." Luna felt a location being implanted in her head. A cave deep within the forest, right next to the old Palace. "Oh and bring your most trusted thestrals with you. Byeeee." And with that Luna's room returned, and she instantly got dressed using her magic. She mainly just put on full body armor, in case this was a trap. She then called for her three most loyal thestrals,"Black, Dark, Shadow!"

All three came out of the shadows, seeming to materialize from them. These soldiers each only had one name, for that shows that they are the best of the best. They are so devoted to Luna, that they have given up their family names, only wishing to serve Luna from the shadows. Black, the leader, spoke, "What do you wish of us, my princess?" They all were the equivalent of ninja armor, made by the Nieghponies, the only difference being the golden, sliver, and bronze stars, showing their ranks, respectfully.

Luna turned back to them, "We are heading out. We are the only ones who know of this excursion, and there is a chance we might not come back. You are all welcome to leave if you want to. I will not force you to come."

All three bowed, "We live to serve you princess, we shall go wherever you need us."

Luna smiled, "Alright, move out!" Luna's horn started to glow, and a dark blue bubble formed around the four. And then they were gone with a pop.

There I was, sitting in my throne minding my own business. Really I was! I was pretty bored today. I mean, Cara mastered her vampire powers so quickly, that she can now take those swords on her wings and turn them into chainsaws. I guess bitches don't just love cannons, but chainsaws too. After killing off all those towns, killing just about every monster in the Everfree, and taking out any and all mercs, assassins, or dignitaries, sent by the kingdoms to kill or negotiate with me, things were pretty slow.

That is, until just now, "Master, the guests you were waiting for are here."

I turned around and smiled. There stood Cara, in a new blood red Seras outfit(don't ask me she requested it), Luna in her full body, moonlight armor, and her three ninja thestrals. "Ah, Luna my sweet! Welcome to my humble cave!"

"What do you want?" Luna asked wanting to get straight to the point.

I stood up from my throne, taking small steps towards her, "Oh it's not what I want, it's what you need."

One of the thestrals came forward, his arm in front of Luna, "If you dare harm the princess-"

"Oh you'll what? Call that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael Mc Doesn't Exist?!"

Luna stepped around the thestral, putting a hand on his shoulder, "It's alright Black, stand down." The thestral, now known as Black, hesitated before complying.

"There ya go, Mr. Knock off Ninja! Now, I believe you wanted to ask me something, Luna?"

She stepped forward, her eyes trying to glare into mine, which she couldn't really do since she only reached up to my chest, "You said you could, interpret these dreams We keep having."

"Damn right I can bitch, just hold still, " I then slammed the palm of my right hand into the left side of her face. The thestrals tried to move, but Cara stepped in front of them.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, " she said while rotating her swords, them being to make a revving sound.

It only took a couple seconds, then I released Luna and she fell to her knees panting. "So, do you remember now, Nightmare Moon?"

Luna, no, NIghtmare, looked up at me, her eyes different colors. Her right eye was the original color of Luna's, while her left was the green reptilian kind that symbolizes NIghtmare Moon. She began to stand up, noticeably able to stand up to my neck now, "Yes, We do. But if you don't mind, call us by our new name."

"Oh, and what would that be?"

"Nyx."

"Kinda cliche if you ask me, but whatever. Now you thestrals," I said, my gaze shifting towards the three half ponies. They all looked shocked to see their princess like this. "Hey assholes!" At my shout they looked at me, "Get ready, it's time to think about the past."

I then into storyteller mode, my figure turning completely dark, as the scenes played out behind me. "3,042 years ago, I was once a human dressed up as Alucard. I met up with an Merchant who gave me my guns, and thus teleporting me here, with all of Alucard's powers. After practicing with my powers a bit, I instantly teleported to where Ponyville would be. I killed a couple guards, when Celestia and Luna showed up, and tried to use the Elements on me."

"Wait," Black said, "You're telling me you-"

"Interrupt me like that again Blacky! See what happens! But anyway, I ended up biting Luna, and turning her into a vampire, aka who SunBitch calls, NIghtmare Moon. She wasn't out of her mind or under anyone's control, she just realized that her sister planned to rule this place through trickery."

Nyx stepped in at this point, "It is true, our subjects. We discovered that from the beginning, our sister had planned to use the Elements to kill us and take the throne herself. But she knew she could not do it without making us seem like the bad guys. Acting without planning, we confronted our sister, and she used the Elements to try to kill us. However, Luna escaped, and hid on the moon, where she began trying to nurse us back to health. Now We are back, but, not at full power. Any questions?"

One of the thestrals raised his hand, "Yes, how would the Elements kill you?"

"They used to be benevolent artifacts, Dark, but ever since our sister got them, she has corrupted them. How else would Sunset Shimmer be able to use them to turn into a demon? If the Elements were so good, why would she be able to do something like that?"

Dark looked thoughtful for a moment, before quieting down. I spoke up, "Alright anything else?" When no one rose their hands, I shouted, "Alright, Nyx tell them why they're here!"

She looked at her troops, a warm comfort in her eyes, "We need you here to help us get back to full power. We need blood to drink in order to regain our strength. However, We don't have the same restraint as Alucard, as such if we bite you, we would turn you into vampires, like us. If you don't want to do that, then you are free to leave."

Each of the thestrals took only a second to decide, before they all got on one knee and bowed, "We will follow you to the ends of Equs, my lady."

I shouted to the sky, "ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LETS LOCK AND LOAD!"