So, here I am. My entire being here culminates in this one moment. I am currently walking towards the Canterlot castle, ready for my final bout with SunBitch. To my right, I see Cara, her red Seras outfit on, and carrying a chainsaw made from the swords that make up her wings. I'll let you imagine what it looks like, I mean it's a chainsaw, made out of swords! With her are two of the three thestrals, now known to me as Dark and Shadow. They still looked like ninjas, except for the glint of their fangs in the moonlight. Yeah, Nyx turned all of her guards into vampires, was that important? I couldn't tell. But anyway, and on my left was Nyx, still in her full body armor from the cave, along with Dark, the thestral leader. We were at the castle gates at this point, the town far behind us, completely reduced to rubble. The bodies of our slain 'opposition' paved our path in blood, literally, the blood was like up to our ankles. Of course, the gate itself was locked, however this was not a problem.

I think it is appropriate to tell you exactly how we got here. Simply put, after arming Nyx, Cara, and the three thestrals, I just teleported us al there(Schrodinger powers are the shit). Once we arrived at the edge of the town, I myself began the charge with the most awesome battlecry ever, "LEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKIIIINNSSSSS!" I dashed forward and just started shooting everywhere. Left, right, up, down, it didn't matter, wherever I shot, my bullet hit a pony and blew them to pieces. Soon enough I got tired of using my guns, and put them up, electing to use my overpowered left and right hands instead. I used them like swords, cutting through houses, ponies, architecture, everything that got in my way. The blood splattered against my face, as my smile was the last thing ponies saw, before I impaled them. The guards? They ran towards the gat, which was locked. So I went up to one of them and whisperd, "Wanna become some dead bodies?" Their screams were quickly silenced when I decapitated them all, fountains of blood shooting out from their necks. When their bodies fell, Cara, and the rest of 'em joined me at the gate, electing to fly over the carnage. And here we are now.

"Knock knock," I switched to a perfect imitation of SunBitches voice, 'Who's there?" I brought my right boot back, "ALUCARD! MOTHERFUCKER!" I slammed my boot against the gate, causing it to fly off its hinges, over the castle and straight over the mountain into 'Who gives a Fuckville!" Cara put her hands up in an 'It's good!" motion, while Nyx and her guards, just shook their heads.

"Seriously, Alucard, can't you be serious for once in your life?" Nyx said.

"One: I'm the 'No Life King' so technically I have no life, and two: bitch I'm Alucard what do you think?"

"I think you are a very stubborn, boorish, and downright stupid individual, Alucard," this was said by a new voice. A voice that was right in front of our faces. We all turned towards the castle, and if my grin was wide before, it was absolutely splitting my face now.

Standing on a podium(wooden mind you) with her less than 1000 soldiers, trembling behind her, standing tall, glaring defiantly at The Crimson Fucker himself, was the SunBitch, Celestia, in full body armor.

And boy did she look pissed.

I began to slowly clap his hands, "Well done, SunBitch. You finally decided to grow some brass, and face me directly. Only after your sister and her best men joined me, I took out your nephew in law, three of the Elements, about half your military, and basically caused, what again?"

"Property damage, millions of civilian lives taken, billions of military lives taken, and just being plain rude," Celestia listed out. "I kept track."

"Ah, but you missed one, kidnapping!" At this point(somehow completely invisible to everyone present) were the three remaining Elements, all being held mid-air by their arms and legs, by shadowy red versions of my arms, presented to the crowd.

Rarity seemed to be the only one putting up a fight, "Unhand me you-hands! How dare you treat a lady like this!" she continually spouted at the arms, doing no good what so ever.

Fluttershy and Twilight both seemed to be in a state of shock. You could barely here Fluttershy mumble something along the line of "All.......animals........gone........they're.......all.......gone......"

Twilight was the worst though. While Rarity and Fluttershy could still make coherent noises, she just seemed to stare into someplace far away, as if her very spirit had left her body long ago. The only one she seemed to focus on was Celestia, her eyes hoping against hope that this was all a dream and Celestia would make everything better in the morning.

But tonight, the morning would never come.

"Alrighty, SunBitch, here's how this will go down. You can either one, give up, let me kill you, your soldiers, and the mane six , well three now, now and die with dignity. Or you can choose to fight me, sacrificing the mane three and your soldiers and pussin'out like a bitch! Silver lining, either way I won't have to order room service!" I ended my speech by licking my lips.

At this point Nyx decided to interject before I could take this any further, "It doesn't have to be this way sister. Just give up, and all will be spared."

Then, Celestia pulled a move that nobody, not even I(which made me very proud of myself at that moment) could've anticipated, "The Element bearers have served their purpose, and I trust my soldiers will as well. For the good of Equestria."

Silence permeated the air for a long while. Then the night was filled with a laugh. Some would consider this the laugh of the devil, the laugh that signaled the end for anyone caught in the origin's way. Others would call it a laugh from a monster killer, the laugh that gave them hope for the future. For the ponies, it was the laugh that proved that the end of Equestria was upon them.

It was MY laugh.

"I FINALLY DID IT! I MADE YOU GO OFF THE DEEP END! NOW KILLING YOU WILL BE EVER THE SWEETER, KNOWING THAT I AM THE ONE, WHO MADE WHO SOME WOULD CONSIDER A GODESS, TO FORSAKE HER OWN PEOPLE!" I shouted to the heavens as I pulled out my guns and brought the mane three down to the ground. I used my hands to bend them on their knees, as I lined them up, and shot them executioner style. I started from the left, Fluttershy, to Rarity, to Twilight Sparkle. As their grey matter and blood pooled on the dry earth, I pointed my weapons towards the soldiers, "Nyx, Cara, now!"

Cara rushed forth and brought her chainsaw to bare, heading towards the guards on the right side of the podium. She sped past Celestia and began tearing into rows upon rows of guards. The guard's morale instantly broke and they tried to escape, but Cara used her wings to launch swords at whoever dared to flee. Soon, the entirety of the right guard was dead. Blood covered the ground and Cara, as she got a mad look in her eyes. I knew that look, it was bloodlust.

Nyx on the other hand, was a bit less messy in her kill. I use the word 'less' loosely here because she took out the dual wield, anti tank rifles from Hellsing Ultimate! That's right bitches, I got that bitch dual wield cannons! Nyx took aim at both the left guard and the guards behind Celestia, "Even though this is very vulgar, in the words of Alucard, Bitches Love Cannons!" She pulled the trigger and where there were once guards, was now just a red mist.

Both Cara and Nyx came back to my sides, "Well, Celestia, what now? All your guards are dead, and you don't have the Elements anymore."

Even after everything that happened, Celestia still kept a straight face, "It is true, Alucard, I do not have the bearers or two of the Elements anymore, but I still have four!" She then began to draw out the four Elements still left(you'll remember while I killed Pinike, Applejack destroyed the Elements of Honesty and Loyalty. While its bearer was destroyed, laughter wasn't). She put on the first one and began to glow with a pinkie hue, "The first Element, Laugh-"

Before she could even finish, I shoved my flat hand through her heart, and placed the Jackal to her temple. She was still for a moment, slowly glancing down at my hand in her chest. Then she looked back up at me, our eyes meeting. In hers I saw disbelief, anger, and misery, but not a hint of regret. "Bitch did you really think I was just going to let you, do your little power up dance? You should've known better than that. In the end bitch, you should've checked your privilege." Then I shot her fucking head off, right before summoning Baskerville, and having him eat her entire corpse. Seriously, nothing was left, not even the blood.

I turned towards my assembled party and said what was probably my best line ever, "I just killed a God. Who wants tacos?"

And then everyone facepalmed, critics.

After recovering, Nyx addressed me, "Thank you, Alucard. Now We shall rule in our sister's place and bring this world into a new era of peace."

"Yeah...funny thing about that, " then I teleported over to her and chomped down onto her neck, my fangs easily piercing through her armor, and draining both of the souls in her body.

It took a second for Nyx to really what was happening, but when she did it was too late, "What are you doing!?"

"Tying up lose ends," I hissed through my feeding. The thestrals tried to stop me, but Cara sliced their heads off with her chainsaw killing them instantly. How you may ask? They hadn't absorbed anybody's soul yet, so they were just normal vampires.

Nyx tried to push me off, but I was stuck tight, and she wasn't going anywhere. Soon enough, both of her souls left her body, and all that was left, was a husk.

Then poof, nothing. The entire planet, just gone.

Cara looked at me, clearly confused, "Um, master, what happened?"

I wiped my chin off and looked towards her, my rape face on, "Oh that's- hold on a second, " I looked towards the reader for a second, "Remember, this is just a theory that only works for my stories, including this one. I have no idea if this is actually how the multiverse works, or if there even is a multiverse, but you don't know either, so for those of you who keep saying I'm wrong, shut up! But those you giving me criticism and support, thank you."

I then turned back to Cara, "Well you see, Cara, according to multiverse law, whenever the main cast of a world are killed the world disappears. This is because, the world's main objective is make sure that the main characters stay alive, unless they die for story purposes or you're in the Game of Thrones world. As such, I had to betray Nyx/Luna because if I hadn't, I wouldn't of been able to destroyed this place like I wanted to, because without main characters to protect, the world loses it's purpose, and as such stops exsiting."

Cara nodded her head, slowly understanding what I was saying, "Ok. Then, what do we do now?"

"Well that is easy, my draculina!" I then cupped my hands around my mouth and shouted out to the darkness, "To all who want to see ponies die, merely say my name five times forward and five times backwards, and I shall appear to add thee. If I deem ye worthy, I shall fight with you against the ponies. But if you are deemed unworthy, prepare to face my wrath! My name for all to here, is Alucard! AKA, The Crimson Fucker, on second thought, just say that three times and I'll show up." I waited until the echo faded away and turned back to Cara, "Now we just wait and see what comes up, oh and I won't harm any LoHAV people, just help them. So wanna head back to earth until someone calls us?"

Cara fist pumped, "Oh fuck the Hell yes!"

And with that I teleported us back home, to our earth.

Later on, it was discovered that, all of the anthro versions of every MLP character had disappeared. No one could find anything about them on the internet. And whenever they tried to draw a new version, even the creator of the series, the paper would burst into flames. Scientist said they would look into it, but since it concerned bronies, most of them took a very, very, long time to get around to it.

Throughout all of this, me and Cara were just living in a mansion, waiting for a call.

Author's Note

And people, here is where I end my story. I hope you enjoyed reading it, as much as I have enjoyed writing it. To all of you who gave me support and constructive criticism, I thank you and hope you will try my other stories I have written. And thank you those haters as well, for your hate has fed me the muse I needed to finish this story, and I hope you will read my other stories as well. I welcome all constructive criticism and hate, in all forms. And as for the ending, I set it up this way so Alucard will be available for crossovers. Since I doubt I'll be able to actually see anyone who does a crossover with him, you are allowed to use him however you want, as long as you stay true to his character, and never let him die, mainly because he can't die. You can bring Cara along if you wish, for the most part what he does is up to you. However, just make sure you keep him as the same fuck mothering vampire Alucard as in this story. Now I must sleep for night is upon me, and I need to recharge my energy. Good night, and Bait for the Bait God and Trolls for the Troll Throne!