The Greatest Stories Never Told (Vol. 1)

“Well, after makeovers is ghost stories, but we can’t do those without doing makeovers first. We have to do everything by the book to make my first slumber party officially fun!” Twilight announced excitedly. Phoenix nodded in agreement, but turned to Twilight.

“Twilight, I’m all for this and I promise to do my best to help make tonight as fun as I can, but guys aren’t really into makeovers. It will destroy what little ego I have left.” Phoenix explained casually.

“Oh. Okay, Phoenix. Oh! I just thought of something! When we’re done with the makeovers, you can judge how we look! That way, we’ll get a stallion’s point of view!” Twilight explained, her enthusiasm not waning once.

"Well, does the book say anything about having boys at a sleepover?" Phoenix asked.

"I don't know. Let me just check." Twilight said before opening the book ad skim-reading each page.

"Ah! Here we are: boys." Twilight began to read, but then slammed the book shut with a blank expression.

"Twilight? What is it?" Phoenix asked, drawing Applejack's and Rarity's attention.

"Just a bit of my innocence dying inside." Twilight said weakly. Phoenix then took the book in his magic and opened it on the page that Twilight was on.

"Oh, come on, how bad could it be?" Phoenix said before reading. He then calmly closed the book and giving it back to Twilight with a blank expression.

"What's up, sugarcube?" Applejack asked with Rarity next to her, a confused expression on her face.

"I didn't realise mares could bend that way..." Phoenix said, seemingly to himself. Applejack and Rarity then took the book and read through the same section the Twilight and Phoenix read.

"But... it's not meant to go in that one..." Applejack said, seemingly to herself. Everypony looked at each other.

"Why would anypony want to do these things?" Rarity asked.

"Truth be told, I'm kind of curious now." Twilight said. The three mares looked at each other, before looking at Phoenix. He looked back for a few seconds before replying.

"Fuck that." Phoenix said before turning around and leaving the library. Silence fell until Rarity broke it in a slightly annoyed voice.

"Ugh, what a drama queen. It's just anal."