Drunken WindoventuresView OnlineTale of PoneDrunken WindoventuresIt was a quiet night out on the town for two Stallions, having already visited one bar. “Canterlot, thought it used to be bigger?” “I thought your hips used to be smaller?” “Shut Up. Your just jealous of my body.” He quipped as he flicked his tail at his compatriot of drunkenness. “Yeah, Jealous of a mare with the voice of a Stallion.” His friend replied smirking. “Hey, you know that its the other way around.” “A Stallion with a voice of a Mare?” “Shut up.” Was all he could say leaving a smirk on his friends face. “So, hows the pizza thing going?” “Pretty good, kinda boring though, but hey free pizza.” He replied unknowingly the small smirk forming on his friends face. “Hows the repair, game thing going for you?” “Good, Good. So much stuff gets broken in Ponyville, pretty easy way of money.” “How’s the wife and kid?” “Amazing, Sky is already faster flyer than me and is picking up some spells as well.” “And your wife?” “She is probably better than ever, She seems so much more energetic and carefree now, I have no idea why. I also think she taking a page out of your book, to try to make herself look more feminine.” “What's that suppose to mean?” He called back his friend now a little bit ahead of him now. “Pizza.” “What?” “Exactly.” He replied teleporting back. “Now, let's go.” They continued like this for a while, going bar to bar and even some restaurants along the way. Having to switch to a different place due to the strict drink limit in Canterlot. It was at least a good two or three more bars before the effects started to show on Bobby, an extra four or five to have an effect on Gamepad. Slowly and unsteadily walking through the streets of Cantemore, the two drunken ponies managed to get themselves onto a train back home to Ponyville. Good thing it was empty or somepony would probably have said something about Gamepad changing between Unicorn and Pegasus. Groggily getting off the train they managed to make themselves to Bobby's house. “Where, Where`s the k-keys?” Bobby slowly worded out in his drunken state. “D-Dunno.” Gamepad replied slowly, being more of a lazy drunk than his. Watching Bobby look around in his coat pockets for his keys, with little luck. Who was now looking for a new way, finding one in a slightly open window. “Game, over here.” He said pointing to a spot under the window, to which Gamepad wordlessly made his way over to window and stood there. With a way to now reach the window, Bobby jumped up onto Gamepad`s back after a few failed attempts and managed to open the window a bit more, just enough to get both his forelegs in the window to pull himself up, leaving Gamepad to slowly slump down against the wall into a drunken sleep, clearly not going to be much help. Slowly pulling himself in, he managed to get most the way in before get blocked by something. Looking behind he noticed it was his feminine body, notably his hips blocking him from getting into his house. Trying to shift around to allow him to get in, all he managed to do was to managed to make the window fall down on top of him, pinning him against all four sides, he slowly noticed the futility of his efforts and drifted off into an uncomfortable sleep, staring at the lone pizza dress laying on the table in the kitchen. Wedged in a window with his flank hanging out and his head resting on the side of a lamp, with his unconscious friend under him outside, being little to no use. In the morning three expletives where heard from outside. “Celestia, damn it", “Luna, damn it” and “son of a horse.” All in reaction to a single Alicorn waking up with a hangover looking at the sun, moving too fast and getting kicked in the head by his sleeping friend in the window.
I... Used to Like Trains.View OnlineTale of PoneI... Used to Like Trains.It was a cold day in Ponyville and Twilight Sparkle had just woken up from her slumber and started cleaning her library. It took her an hour but she had finished the cleaning and the library was now worth its weight in gold. She started to trek into town to go help Applejack go find some of Fluttershys chickens who happened to be playing hide and seek with her. After finding the chickens Fluttershy put the chickens back into their pen and went along with Applejack and Twilight to meet up with Rarity, Pinkie, Spike and Rainbow at the station who where waiting for The Canterlot Express train to see a play at the Hearts Warming Eve part with Spike as the storyteller. As the train arrived they all boarded it and it started the incline towards Canterlot Central which is the turn around point for the train. It is a hard journey for the train as it is winter in Equestria right now so the tracks where slippery noticeable by the noise of the metal of the wheels sliding along the metal tracks. Also it was possible for the trains brakes to freeze over which wouldn`t end well for any of the passengers or the train. The mane six and Spike headed to the back of the carriage of The Pony Express which had coupled to its engine two baggage cars, seven passenger cars and a single observation car at the back. The train started going up the hill towards Canterlot Mountain but soon enough a loud bang rocketed through ear holes of everypony and dragon on board before a different force flung many ponies back into their seats and into the wall. After recovering one of the guards on the carriage at the time ran down the carriage and through door disappearing probably towards the engine at the front to see what the noise was. When the guard returned Twilight went up to him and asked him what was wrong to which he replied "The air brakes have broken off and the independent brakes have frozen." This sent the entire car in a stock silence until one pony screamed. "We`re all going to die" Twilight and her friends headed towards the back to look out the back and saw the train was going up the complete wrong direction. Speeding down the mountain Rainbow Climbed up the to the top of the carriage along with Twilight and saw a blue and Yellow AWVR 1206 rocketing down the mountain tracks straight for the train. As it got closer you could see it was heavily damaged with the back end completely caved in and smoke bellowing out of its sides. Coming on to the straight that the passenger train was on it began to pick up speed heading towards the main engine. The train rocketed down the tracks and straight into the steam engine that was suppose to be pulling the passengers up the mountain. The force of the impact shook the train as a whole and nearly knocked Twilight off the roof who was saved by Rainbow. The steam train ruptured and started sending steam and fire everywhere cause the 1206 to heat up. As Twilight and Rainbow watched on in horror as the 1206 started to explode and sending pieces of flaming metal into the the passenger cars and surrounding area. All this did was speed up the run away train. The wooden passenger cars started catching on fire and Twilight and Rainbow climbed back down and into the carriage where Twilight ordered every pony to jump off of the train into the large river below as she finished her little speech she headed back down out on the carriage door. She told her friends the plan and proceeded to jump into the river below and soon as the fire started to overcome the train so did all the other passengers jumping out of windows with foals in hooves forgetting about belongings and clothes all wanting to save their lives. Soaked and floating in the slow moving river the ponies in the river all looked up to the burning object that was once their train explode once more sending piece of metal and wood into the air. They watched as the train barrelled down the tracks to Ponyville helpless they just looked on as the mangled mess of a train rocketed down the track. None of them where going to Canterlot tonight. In Ponyville ponies where heading inside and cleaning up stalls as suddenly a bright light enticed the onlookers into getting closer as it got brighter and brighter the ponies kept looking. The mangled Pony Express smashed off the corner straight through the Ponyville Station and slide across the dirt ground of Ponyville sliding into the middle of town leaving pieces of wreckage everywhere and causing ponies to either be frozen with fear or run in panic as far as they can. As all they knew at the time was that everypony on the train and in the station was dead and gone. Families now missing fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters. Equestria now missing one of it`s only means of defence the Elements of Harmony. From up high in the sky a single being was onlooking the destruction, the fire, the sadness and it just floated their watching the ponies down below scatter and run from the burning wreckage it floated, it watched, it laughed.
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The ProposalView OnlineTale of PoneThe ProposalThe night was young at the Creme de la Creme restaurant, and only four ponies were currently in the restaurant. The married couple of Gamepad and Shining Star and the loving couple of Jenny and Bobby. Unknownst to one of the ponies in the room, one pony was about to pop the question. “So, you think she'll say yes?” “I think so, I mean they both have the whole hip thing going on.” “Surprised we never managed to fix that for her.” “Gotta give him this, Joystick knows how to make things permanent.” “I guess, just wished he didn't...” She stopped looking over at the table where Bobby was now getting up from his chair. “Shh, Shh I think he is doing it.” “But…” “Shhh.” “Fine.” Over on Bobby and Jenny’s table, something very special was about to happen, words spoken many times before, but this time it was just between the two of them, and everypony else in the room. Everypony watched on in anticipation, Gamepad, Star and Sugar Sweet as Bobby popped the question to Jenny. “Jenny.” He said kneeling down on his forehoof, producing a small blue box from his wing. “I love you with all my hips, I would say my heart but my hips are bigger.” He forced out blushing incredibly hard as he uttered that sentence leaving all the other ponies in the room to facehoof except for one, who was busy containing his laughter while being glared at with daggers. “Will you marry me?” There was an eerie silence as everypony in the room stopped breathing and waited for the answer. “Oh Bobby, Off course I`ll marry you. I would never say no.” She finished, jumping out of chair rolling bobby backwards hugging him. As a small chorus of “awwws” was heard in the background and a small sound of bits exchanging hooves in the kitchen. Before a three different ponies spoke at once. “Congratulations, you two.” “Yeah, Never thought you would do it. “Here, have this on the house.”
The WeddingView OnlineTale of PoneThe WeddingIt was the beginning of the wedding ceremony and ponies where getting their chairs, it was a fairly small wedding with only a few ponies there mostly close friends and their foals, Gamepad and Racquel took their places at the side of the altar, next to Bobby dressed in a black tuxedo shirt. It was a fairly small wedding with only a few ponies there mostly close friends and their foals. As the piano pony began playing the traditional wedding song as the wide doors opened revealing the soon to be married Jenny, in a flowing white dress that was sided by Virtual Sky and Sweet Brew acting as the flower foals. “Do you Jenny Spark, take Bobby Manzoni to be your lawfully wedded husband?” “I do.” “And do you Bobby Manzoni take Jenny Spark to be your lawfully wedded Wife?” “I do.” “If anypony here has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.” He paused waiting for a response, with not receiving one he continued. “No? Okay, I now pronounce you two Husband and Wife, you may kiss the Bride.” He finished as Bobby already went in for the kiss deeply as Gamepad made a side comment. “I can see the reason why you didn't wear pants, this makes it clear why the window thing was so hard for… Ow.” He stopped prematurely as Bobby kicked one of his back legs straight into Gamepad`s haybales, before breaking out of the kiss leaving a slightly winded Gamepad to get his breath back, much to the humour of the Wedding goers. Jenny rode on Bobby’s back out of the Wedding hall and into a waiting coach, ready to take them to their honeymoon location as ponies flooded out of the hall and waved them off. “So, what you think they'll do first?” “Erm, probably something…” Star replied, turning a somewhat deeper shade of pink. “Yeah, something, like what we did pretty much straight away?” “You are so immature.” “And you love me for it.” “Yeah.” She finished, nuzzling Gamepad, reminded of their wedding and its aftermath.
Belly BedView OnlineTale of PoneBelly BedComedy, Random, Teen Laying on his back the dark blue alicorn was pinned under his globular stomach which sloshed over the sides of his body onto the floor becoming nearly as wide as a mattress, most likely being softer also. Unknowingly to the fattened pony, a pony of strange proportions was making his way slowly up to him, who happened to be a very tired pony, who just wanted to snuggle up into something soft and warm, to drift into the dreamscape. “Hmmm?” The alicorn questioned feeling something pressing into his overstuffed belly, knocking him out of his food coma. Trying to position himself so that he can see what is pressing into him, only succeeding in causing the spherical dome to jiggle in place and causing him to become a bit of breath, making him pant. “Ssssooo, soft…” A soft slurred voice said from behind the mountainous alicorn`s stomach, slowly clambering up, causing it to quake with each movement of the slurring pony made. “Who`s there?” The alicorn panted out, struggling against his girth trying to gain access the slurring pony. Before noticing a brown tail start flicking around down the side of his belly, slowly coming closer to his head, flicking widely. “H-hey *hic* there.” The brown tailed pony said appearing at the top of the alicorn`s globe. “Bobby?” The alicorn breathed out recognising the pony. “What are you doing up there? Get off.” “M-make me *hic*” The clearly drunk pony hiccuped out at the pinned pony. Causing his friend to attempt to free himself, only knocking the wind out of him. “Get off me.” The panting pony demanded, staring up at his drunken friend. “Ssso soft.” The drunken pony said laying down on top of his swollen stomach, nuzzling into it and falling asleep on top. “Bobby, stop it.” The fattened alicorn called out, getting no response. “Bobby?” He tried again this time hearing the quiet snores of his friend. “Thats actually kinda cute.” The alicorn mumbled to himself until he saw something start coming out of the sleeping pony`s mouth and drip onto his swollen globe. “Ewwww, gross.” The alicorn said trying to wipe the drool away with his forehooves and trying to escape from under his massive belly and his drunken friend, once again only succeeding in winding him and tiring him out, eventually causing the stuffed pony to fall into sleep as well, failing to notice how his friends wings had unfolded themselves and lay across the sides of stomach, brushing slightly with every breath of each pony.
