My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "What's This?")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

Does anyone remember back in the year of 2013 when the first movie for Friendship is Magic revealed that the protagonists would be not pastel coloured ponies, but pastel coloured HUMANS?

Reactions were somewhat divided.

What's this? What's this?
This doth offend my eyes!
What's this?
Anthropomorphic, guys!
What's this?
I can't believe that they
Would dare stoop this low
Look Hasbro, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
These dress-up dolls like Bratz
What's this?
They look like total prats
What's this?
If there's no ponies
Then it must be awful
Dressed in glitter and much makeup
Indignation starts to shake up
WHAT is this?
What's this?

There's no room for non-ponies
In my heart, I don't think
But the promo posters
Would make good coasters for my drink
It's such a blatant cash grab
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
Behind my back I know there are
The furries standing by

Oh, look
What's this?
It takes place in a school?
Oh, god...
This all seems rather cruel,
But why!?
Oh damn you, Meghan McCarthy
It makes grown men want to cry
What's this?

What's this? We know
It's centered 'round a dance,
Oh no...
It's totally going to have
Cliches
Including boyfriends, bullies, proms as well
And Spike's a DOG, so LOL
They look like folks I've only met
In porn-based bits of internet
This looks like tripe
This looks like tripe
There's way too much here on my dish!
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
A trailer's been put out
But look,
They toned down garish clout
And so,
They don't make me want to hurl or cry out
Tear my eyes out, I guess I could live with this
For ninety minutes only
What's this?

I think I'll hedge my bets and
Wait for die hard fans to go
And once the DVD's released
I'll go and see the show

And if it doesn't suck
I guess I could go press my luck
Or it'll just make me
Go throw myself towards a truck

The fans' reviews
They're everywhere and all
Around
Apparently it's just
Okay
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I guess it didn't stink enough

I'll buy it, oh, I'll buy it
But before I up and go,
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this sequel I have found?
WHAT IS THIS?