(Note: Sung to the tune of Inside Out's "Sweet Emotion")

Sung by Spike

I've never ruled a small nation (except for that one time) but I would find having responsibility for a bunch of other subjects is bother some.

So did Spike at first. Then he sort of got drunk with power. And then it got easy, if destructive.

Sweet promotion
Sweet promotion

You talk about things and I just don't care
And go take your noisy birdsong elsewhere
You call Twilight's name but I gotta make clear
While Twilight's napping, I'm head honcho 'round here

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

When some jerkface pony starts a jackhammer up
Said, "Don't care if the pipe isn't all up to snuff!"
Well I got bad news, Twilight needs her sleep
So please shut your pie holes, not a sound or peep

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Sweet promotion
Sweet promotion

When you pull into town seeking her advice
Note for the time being I'm not playing it nice
You're telling me things but I must confess
I'm the boss for a day because Twilight's at rest
Yes she is

You stand out the front and keep the noises down!
I'll talk to you later, Twilight's totally run down
So while Twilight's asleep, I'm princess for the day
And I'm sure nothing bad could happen in any way...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Princess Spike".

Yes, I am aware I'm pulling a Flash Sentry and cheating with a non-original Disney Song, but it fit with the theme. Shut up.