(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 2's "Gotta Go My Own Way")

Sung by Rarity and Fancy Pants

Trying to juggle between Twilight's birthday party and another garden party, Rarity was fast running out of plausible excuses to be absent for a few moments, to a point where they got ridiculous.

To her surprise, everypony still believed her. Trusting souls, or upper class twits? Rarity couldn't decide.

I gotta somehow get away
Something about me
Needing to leave the room...
'Scuse me, I'll be back soon
I need to adjust my makeup now
I'll stick around, okay?
It’s so hard to say
But I gotta juggle two events
What the hay...?

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

Don’t wanna leave my friends behind
So I'm in both places
And I have to think every time
Another excuse, saving faces
Excuse me, I need to paint my dog
I'll stick around, okay?
It’s so hard to say
Wait a mo, my cupboard needs a trim...
What the hay...?

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

What about you?
Talk about everything you're up to...
Can I be excused...?
Of course, do whatever concerns you...
I shouldn't take long
What are you supposed to do?
I gotta prep something outside...
...We ARE outside...

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey
I gotta floss my donkey
I gotta floss my donkey

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Sweet And Elite"