Entry #14 You know what, if this is what you wanna focus on...

What is the most acrobatic position you've done with a Wonderbolt or fan? I've been told that the piledriver is a hard and exhaustive position, but I have the feeling there's more positions that are more exhaustive and sexier.

Anything that involves doing it while flying?

You know what, if this is what you wanna focus on, fine. Forget the stuff about being a Wonderbolt and the coolest mare in Equestria. Let's focus on my freaking sex life instead! That sounds like a freaking ton of fun! You guys really know how to have a good time! And that's sarcasm in case you didn't freaking notice!

I haven't done it in the air, okay? I mostly do it with them in the trailer after the shows. Also I jerk the stallions off before they go out and do their thing for the audience. That's what you wanna hear about, right? You wanna hear all about that stuff? Then when those freaking smelly fancolts (like you probably) come to annoy the rest of the team, I screw them 'cause I guess they need some kind of reward for being so freaking obsessed with the team! Is that what you want to hear?

Do you wanna hear about the parties? Wanna hear about what it's like to get DVDA'd? Wanna hear about freaking everything that isn't actually relevant to being a Wonderbolt at all? Good! Now you can! How about how freaking weird it feels when they blow their load inside you? Yeah, I bet you wanna hear that, right? It's nice to know that everyone who bothers to come to this thing is a pervert! It's really great! All my fans are sickos that want to cum inside me! Freaking great! That makes me feel just so freaking great, you know? I can't even tell you how happy I am to know that all I am to you guys is a set of crotchtits and wings! Wow!

Man, what the heck is with you guys?

I'm a Wonderbolt! I do Wonderbolt stuff! You guys either want to tell me to quit the team or you ask about my private sex life! Isn't there anything better you can ask? Isn't there anything more important than what the team does with my freaking body?