Entry #13

She's 'moral support'

....The Wonderbolts pity her

Oohh....you're just the sex appeal!

Hey, how about no?

Jeez, I've already explained this so many times.

It's kinda distracting when you're horny, right? Like, you can only think about sex. That means if you're doing a stunt that takes a ton of concentration, you're gonna screw up and get hurt, or screw up and get somepony else hurt. So my job is basically to keep them from getting hurt, okay? It's really important. Do you freaking understand why?

And they don't pity me! They know I'm awesome! They said so!

I keep explaining this stuff and you just don't freaking get it. I'm not just sex appeal! Jeez! I'm freaking ugly, okay? There, I said it. There's a thousand better ponies out there they could use if they just wanted somepony to screw.  You guys are so... ugh.

Why are you so negative? Be positive for a change!

Hmmm, how much flight practice do you get these days?  I mean, you trained a lot before joining the Wonderbolts, so you need at LEAST that much time to stay in the shape you were in, let alone improve for actual shows.

Well... hm.

Yeah... I guess... hm. Yeah. Uh, look, I'll be fine when I actually get placed for the stunts. Yeah, everything's fine. Yeah. It's all good. See, I...

Uh...

No, see, I'm fine. I practice a lot. What kind of a Wonderbolt would I be if I didn't practice my stunts, right? Heh. I can't believe you guys would... I mean... what would they keep me around for if they're not training me, right?

You guys are just totally... ugh... I'm not gonna explain this again...

Why can't you just be happy for me? Why are you so negative about everything? Jeez...