Wonderbolts Morale Specialist Rainbow Dash
(Part I) Entry #17 Maybe I should talk to Spitfire
Previous ChapterNext ChapterEntry #17 Maybe I should talk to Spitfire
So, Dash, what exactly landed you in the hospital? Sounds kinky.
I can't talk about that because the team lawyer said I can't or else I get kicked off. But I don't wanna talk about it so it's fine. It wasn't very fun...
She uses protection when she uses her wings.
Rainbow Dash, are your wings insured? I remember there was guitarist who got his hooves insured, because he's the most awesome guitarist to ever shred. The fastest in all of Equestria! In fact, he has to put on mini hyper-oxygenating chambers around his fore-hooves whenever he's not playing for protection (as per the insurance company). They're super valuable, eh? Maybe you should consider something like that for your wings, too. You never know when something bad may happen.
Um, I dunno dude. Should I ask? They've been losing a lot of muscle since I joined because I haven't been doing my old workout. I look kinda pathetic now, actually. Maybe I should talk to Spitfire about that... I mean, it's part of the training thing, but I wanna make sure. Guess it'd be for the best. Wing insurance, I mean. Maybe I should talk to Spitfire.
I guess there's a lot of stuff I should talk to Spitfire about. I wanna fly.
Are you still practicing stunts in case you have to take over for the other Wonderbolts during a show?
A little bit, but since I'm not following the same routine as I used to, I get tired more easily. Just waiting, y'know? Waiting, waiting, waiting... Eventually I'll get it. Maybe I should talk to Spitfire about some of that stuff. I don't like getting weak. I don't like this waiting. I wanna fly now. I don't like being on the ground all the time. I wanna fly.
Rainbow they could have totally lied to you when they read that "contract" out loud.
Well, they didn't. So there. They didn't lie to me. I'll get to fly. I'll ask Spitfire about it.
Um, Rainbow, You're the fastest flier in Equestria. The fastest in living memory, maybe the fastest in recorded history. So, um, why aren't you doing shows with them? I mean you're a Wonderbolt right? Why is the team not letting you show the world your awesomeness? I mean, it's not like they can go as fast as you, they should at least let you compete in the Wonderbolts Derby. I think you should go to Spitfire and demand to be in a show, you deserve nothing less Rainbow.
Yeah, I think so too. I'm gonna talk to Spitfire about it and see what she says. She'll straighten everything out. She always cuts through the crap when it matters, you know what I'm saying? I'll talk to her and we'll get this all straightened out and everything will be completely fine. I'll figure this out with her. Spitfire is a great team leader. Sure, she has her faults, and her vices, and her issues, but overall she knows what she's doing and what she wants to get done and how to get it done. She'll understand. I mean, she was one of those ponies who couldn't stay on the ground when she was a filly. That's what it said in her autobiography. She'll understand.
I agree Rainbow you should be b****y and you'll surely get what you want. That's what I do, but my life is way more complicated. Anyway just follow your heart and don't believe what they say believe in what you say.
HELL YEAH!!!
I'll update this after I get everything straightened out with Spitfire.
Talk to ya later, guys!
Next Chapter