Entry #4

So, what made you stand out after only a week? Must have been pretty impressive.

I guess it was just my total awesomeness showing through.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Spitfire and Soarin said I pretty much got the position because I'm so enthusiastic about doing a good job. Also, they said that I take orders really well and I have the right body type for the Team Morale Specialist position. And I guess I do, if you take the muscles away.

And they were really happy with me after my demonstration. They said I'm gonna be best Wonderbolts Morale Specialist ever, even though I think maybe they just made that title up as an excuse to get somepony as awesome as me on the team. So that's probably why it only took a week.

But I am pretty impressive, huh?

I really like her mane!

Thanks... I guess... I think...

It's not pretty or anything. It's not. But I guess it looks pretty good, doesn't it? The rest of the team says it looks nice. I don't know. I'm not really used to compliments about how I look, y'know?

But thanks. I have kinda been trying to look nicer lately... so thanks, I think.

At first, I thought that was a condom over Dash's wing. Then I realized it was a sock.

Condoms are those funny rubber things the stallions are always complaining about having to use, right? I don't know why I'd put one on my wing. That's kinda weird. You're not into weird stuff, are you? I don't know if I'm comfortable with that kind of thing. But, er, yeah, it's a sock.

I forget why I did that. My teammates are always pulling my leg, you know, giving me stuff and saying it'll make me fly faster, and it doesn't. That's prolly why I did that, yeah.