Wonderbolts Morale Specialist Rainbow Dash

by nodamnbrakes

(Part I) Entry #5

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Entry #5

What are the other Wonderbolts like? How is it working with them?

It's pretty awesome! I mean, I get to hang out with the Wonderbolts. And I'm a Wonderbolt too.

Soarin and some of the other stallions like to pull my leg. They're pretty funny. Sometimes they give me dumb stuff and tell me it'll make me go faster. But it's all just an in-joke. Also, they like to make me be the one to meet our fans and stuff, 'cause, you know, some of the fans are pretty, uh... Well, I'm not gonna talk about my fans like that, but, uh... yeah. It's just an in-joke around the team, though. You know, make the new mare do all the annoying stuff.

Anyway... my teammates are pretty great all around. I've never been happier in my entire life! There's some stuff I, er, don't like as much, but it's pretty much nothing compared to the awesome parts.

Do you have any friends outside of the Wonderbolts?

Er...

Well, I have some friends in Ponyville that I talk to a little bit. I used to work in Ponyville! I was on the weather team. Best weather pegasus ever. Anyway, I have some friends there. We're not that close just yet, but gimme a break! I only met some of them like a month ago!

Lemme see. I know Fluttershy from flight school, and I know Applejack 'cause I stayed at her barn one night, and I know Rarity from... actually, I don't remember how I met her, but I guess she's okay sometimes. And I met Pinkie Pie 'cause she's Pinkie Pie and supposedly she knows everypony ever. And Twilight Sparkle, too. Dunno how she gets out of her library with her book addiction and stuff. She wants to teach me how to read, but what am I supposed to do with a book? It's not like I need one to be a Wonderbolt. I'm already a freaking Wonderbolt!

There's also Gilda, but I haven't talked to her in a while. Dunno where she went. It's not that unusual 'cause griffons like to be alone a lot. Or at least, Gilda does.

So yeah, those are my friends. Not real close just yet, but whatever. I still wouldn't leave them hangin'.

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