Entry #7

Congrats on being a wonderbolt! You deserve some music. Hope you like them ^^

ROCK HARD!!!

And thanks!

Why are you so cool? You make all the other mares and stallions uncool because your coolness is to much for them to handle, so they just resign themselves to being uncool.

What do you want me to do about it?

I'm sorry for being so awesome, but I can't help it. It's just, like, in my blood. My whole family is awesome. Seriously, it's freaking genetic! You can't change that stuff, dude.

And plus, if all my awesome wasn't contained inside my body, it would destroy the freaking universe. I'm not even kidding! I am that awesome!

To inquire about your "services" do I just talk to you, or do I need to talk to one of the other Wonderbolts?

You'd have to ask Spitfire about that. I mean, it's not like you can just freaking rent me, okay? It doesn't work like that. I do stuff with the Wonderbolts 'cause it's what I freaking do, and sometimes it includes doing stuff with fans, but I'm not some sleazy two-bit mare of the night or anything, mostly.