Entry #8

Were you a virgin before you met the Wonderbolts?

I... er... yeah?

Look, listen, I'm not some sleazy mare that screws anypony I meet, okay? That's not cool.

I didn't even lose my virginity until, like, a week after I signed up. And you know what? I'm glad I lost it to one of the Wonderbolts! It hurt, sure, but it wasn't totally horrible or anything, and I kinda had fun, and most importantly, it was with somepony I cared about, 'cause that's what matters!

Not that I was a total loser before then. I mean, I dated ponies. I kissed a colt once, and it was fun! But jeez, I'm looking at these messages, and you guys are totally obsessed with my sex life. What gives? I'm a freaking Wonderbolt, okay? That's gotta be more interesting than talking about who I have sex with!

And for your information, he said I was the best ever. Yeah, that's right. A Wonderbolt said I was the best. These guys go through, like, a mare a week, each, and he told me out of all of them, I'm the best he ever had. So there! I'm the best.

So, in short, you're a cumslut for the sweaty mares and stallions?

No, I'm a Wonderbolt.

Seriously. How hard is that to understand?

Are you guys gonna focus on this and nothing else?

Okay, so I have sex with the Wonderbolts. Big freaking deal! Tons of ponies have sex with the Wonderbolts! Have you ever seen their trailer after shows? They get more flank than a... a pony who... gets a lot of flank! Soarin has a new marefriend every other day. Why aren't you interrogating one of them, huh?

It's not like I'm just so freaking loose I can't help myself. I mean, I just said, I was a freaking virgin until I started doing this! I'm on the team 'cause I can fly, not 'cause I can suck dick really good. I never even saw a dick until I blew Soarin. So I'm not a freaking slut, okay? I only do it with the Wonderbolts team and some of the ponies that come by the trailer.

Jeez!