All I wanted was to enjoy my fortune and spend my money with wild abandon, but apparently, my parents have decided I am in need of a 'personality change'. How do they set about doing this? They kick me out of the house, hold my precious money hostage and essentially force me to become an unpaid worker *cough* slave *cough* to some apple farmers in some random town called Ponyville.

Rated M for naughty language and other themes.

On hiatus. Undergoing rewrite.