Argue Crew in Equestria

Björn

Björn had been laying in the trailer. It was day two of his role as an escort, and as her escort, he was to wait in her chambers unless told otherwise. Tonight, Trixie was performing in Manehattan. Whilst waiting for her return, Björn began to plan out his life in Equestria. Although his job's purpose was to get his dick wet on a daily basis, Björn had chosen it for another reason. With a job that required him to travel all across Equestria, he was sure to find one of his friends on tour. "I bet those dickheads forgot all about me." He said to himself.

After a while, Trixie barged into the trailer. "Trixie is most certainly the greatest and most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria!" She declared. "I assume the show went well?" Björn asked as he got up. "Of course it went well! Why wouldn't it?" She scoffed. Björn rolled his eyes as he walked up to her. "So, does m'lady desire some assistance from her faithful escort?" Björn asked, putting his hooves around her from behind. A smile grew on Trixie's face as she replied, "Why, I guess the Great and Powerful Trixie does deserve a little relaxation after such a spectacular performance, doesn't she?" Björn nibbled on her ear. Trixie felt Björn's member solidify behind her. "Excited already, Escort?" She giggled. "Well, you'll be exhausted after Trixie's done."

The sex had been far more incredible than their first time together. Many of Björn's muscles were sore and he felt as though he would collapse from exhaustion.. Trixie had made him go 3 rounds before she was done with him. "So, where's the next show?" Björn asked. "Well, Trixie was thinking, since she's had so many positive reviews, she'd like to have her next show at Canterlot!" She answered. Björn smiled. "Sounds great. I've always wanted to see the capital." Trixie rested her head on his chest. "Keep up the good work and you'll definitely be on the trip, Escort."

After laying in silence, Trixie dozed off. Canterlot, huh? Björn thought to himself. There's a good chance that I'll meet one of them. Björn pushed her aside as he got up. Björn couldn't waste any time. I might as well try my luck looking for one of them here, too. Björn tried his best to sneak out of the trailer and into the city. "If I was one of the other members, where would I go?" Björn wondered as he walked. "Of course!" He exclaimed as he sped up to a trot.

"Coco Pommel?" The desk clerk repeated. "I remember her. Sweet mare. Her studio's up on the third floor. Third one on the left." "Thanks." Björn said as he made his way to the elevator. I know almost half of the Crew thirsts over Rarity, so what better way to contact her than to get to one of her friends here in Manehattan? It would have been impossible for Pommel to not have spoken to Rarity lately. After a short wait, he left the elevator and went to Coco's studio. After knocking on the door, he heard Coco shuffle towards the door. "Hello." She greeted him. "Hi. You may not know me. I'm Björn, a friend of Rarity's." Björn introduced himself. "Oh, a friend of Rarity?" She brightened up. "Well, a friend of Rarity is a friend of mine! Come in!"

"So, what brings you here?" Coco asked as she brought in tea. "Well, truth is, I've been worried about Rarity. I haven't gotten a letter from her in a while. Have you happened to receive any news about her, lately?" He asked, trying his best to sound worried. "You haven't?" She asked. "Well, I'd be glad to help you out." She searched in one of the drawers and pulled out a scroll. "Well, this one came in yesterday. She said she had gotten a couple new assistants. James and Marble, I think?" Björn couldn't help but laugh. "So, James and Marble, huh?" He asked. "Well, thanks. I think I'll be going now." "Now? You barely got here!" Coco said. "Sorry, I"m just a bit more worried about her new assistants." He said. "I think I'm going to go check them out."

"Ponyville?" Trixie asked the next day. "Just last night you said you couldn't wait to go to Canterlot!" Björn sighed. "I know, but I've had a change of heart." "Well, it doesn't matter what you want, Escort. We go where Trixie wants to!" She replied. "Well, we're going where the escort wants to go if you still wish to keep him around." Björn threatened. Trixie was taken aback by the sudden remark. "You wouldn't!" She stammered. "You wouldn't want to be left alone far from home, would you?" "You want to test me, Trixie?" He asked, smiling. Trixie groaned. "You vex Trixie, Escort. Trixie will change the destination to Ponyville." She mumbled. "Good." Björn replied. Again, he could have sworn he heard "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" playing somewhere.