Argue Crew in Equestria

Reed

"Did you see that?" Reed asked, panting as he laid himself down on a haystack. "See what?" Mac asked, looking around. "I could have sworn I saw a couple of fillies earlier..." Reed answered. During their sweet lovemaking, Reed could have sworn he saw two fillies watching them. "Nope." Big Mac said as he laid there with him. "Might've been all in your head." Reed sighed. "I guess." He replied as he got up. "Well, we better get back over to the house. Applejack'll get curious if we're gone too long." "Eeyup." Mac replied, getting up. "I don't know what Applejack'd do if she figured out I was cheatin' on her."

When they entered the house, Reed saw Applejack and Pinkie talking inside the house. "Well, what'dya know? There he is now!" Applejack said to Pinkie. "Ooh! So he's your new farm hand?" Pinkie asked, inspecting Reed. "Not for long." Reed replied, pushing her away. "As soon as I pay my dues, I'm out of this shithole." Applejack glared at him. "Well, I don't know about you, but yer friend in there ain't goin' nowhere 'til he works off his debt!" She shouted. "What's wrong with his friend in there?" Pinkie asked the two of them, curious. "Well, ya see..." Applejack trailed off. "He got his dick stuck in her precious tree." Reed scoffed. He could barely think about the incident without laughing.

"Anyways, I still don't see why I'm being punished for what he did." Reed complained. "Eeyup." Mac supported his lover. "Sis, why don't we just give the debt to his friend, anyhoo? Reed here ain't done nothin' wrong." Applejack shot her glare at Mac. "You're supportin' this stallion, Mac?" She asked her brother. "Even if he did do nothin', somepony who'd leave their friend behind like that needs to get their priorities straight!" Mac shrugged. "Well, regardless, it ain't fair for him to be stuck in here." He said.

Pinkie tried to defuse the situation. "Guys, how about we just settle this over some cake?" She asked, forcing out a chuckle. "Just stay out of this." Reed said to her. "How about you go help Applebloom out with Christian?" "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie replied, leaving for the much happier environment. "He's got a point, you know." Reed said. "You should listen to him, more." Applejack frowned as she sat in thought. After thinking it over, she finally answered. "Fine." She grumbled. "Anypony that'd abandon their friend like that doesn't deserve their friends at all, anyways." Reed laughed. "You clearly don't know shit about how our friendships work." He said. "Tell Christian I said I'm tired of waiting for his sorry ass. If he needs me, I'll be getting drunk off my ass somewhere."